My NC-17th Random Phone Clearing Dump. No Dumps Under 17 Permitted

Let your phone hit the floor.

You shall have my scratches.

The possibilities.

It's 4:20 somewhere.

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN.

None, whatsoever.

Bee mine.

What's wrong with an inhaler?

Are you worthy?

Specifically where?

Clean up on aisle 10.

Take a look at this kitty. Carry on.

What does rainbow mean?

Time to get hot and sweaty.

He's not part of the package.

Gaze upon its majesty.

I am just shocked and appalled.

Found it.

Yeah, yeah, funny name.

Use it in good health.

I came to that realization a long time ago.

They are amazing.

Sugah.

Make me feel inadequate, why don't you.

I'm listening.

Only if you want.

Coffee shop cutie.

Losers.

It's a subconscious thing.

Damn internet.

Take a look at this fox. Carry on.

It also taught me that there are A LOT of people who have trouble understanding Silent Hill.

She seems alarmed.

Why would say something like that?

Well, the trash talk would be accurate for once.

The void can be appealing.

Show her your donkey.

Ugh, Mike's the worst.

Art.

Your heart was in the right place.

You show her!

G8.

Take it slow.

Only five dollars?!?

Earn it.

In my life.

Never watched the show, but I get it.

Hmmmm....

Mmmmm...

A second time?

You need this.

Hardware update needed.

Well, hello there.

They're afraid of spoilers.

Now that's easy to remember.

I'm most certainly not working hard.

Happy little accidents.

Arrgh.

Hang this in your den.

Why? Because fuck you.

Duuurrr....

TP?

Satanism is starting to sound good.

Say it ain't so.

Oreo?

Prospero ano.

Interview him.

Let's not give the French more reason to hate us.

Life hack.

Physics.

Collect them all.

The Holy Trinity.

Well hung.

Decisions.

Yes, another one.

Avenger's level threat.

Don't hate.

Toasty.

The fear is real.

I'll take two.

Let's find out.

:|

Scarier than a Chain Chomp.

It doesn't mean you are bad guy.

Onward!

Hairy Potter.

Man, Pedro can do it all.

He's got his favorites.

Dat ass, though.

Still more capable than Ray-Gun.

Yikes.

Tasty.

I come from a family with a lot of twins. Yet another reason I'm hesitant to have kids of my own.

Lzzy tax!

Oliver tax!