Mar 13, 2019 1:49 AM
mizoneko
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I found out on the bus, had to wait till I got home to make this lol#teach
apple
teach
Scryptnotist
The world will never be the same again.
Daxton
Banana?
paulguy119
You can use anything moist with some amount of dissolved minerals in it really.
webx9001
Will it crash less?
Doinkumz
What about a banana?
Sorry, I don't have any bananas that are not frozen... Only mini apples lol
NotTheOriginal
Yeah, the app has been on iOS for years.
sizzlewizzle
v
StabbyMcMurder
DjNeHi
Did you know that you can scroll Imgur with a penis?
allblack38
Vids or it didn't happen. He showed you his apple...
yifin
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TheMellowPeril
Pls respond
josieexplosion
I like that you didn't specify who's penis.
WTHisaDIMMAK
This is where the fun begins!
QuixoticGoingDjinn
Who is penis indeed.
You must be a blast at parties you're not invited to.
How could I be a blast at a party I wasn't invited to? I rarely attend the ones I am invited to.
You'll figure it out eventually, champ.
smikhails
1. Story time. When the 5S came out with the fingerprint scanner, I was working at a phone store. We were super slow one morning and my...
2. Buddy asked if i thought it would work on your penis. Naturally, i was suddenly also curious. So we took the display down, i went in the
3. Back and flopped my dick on it. I proceeded to set up the fingerprint scanner for my dick, zipped up and handed it off. I told him where
4. On my dinger i used as the "finger" and he confirmed that he could not get into the phone. I then reused my head to verify it still
5. Worked, and it did. We then placed it back out on display, proud of our discovery, and never told a soul. Moral of the story, every dick
Scryptnotist
The world will never be the same again.
Daxton
Banana?
paulguy119
You can use anything moist with some amount of dissolved minerals in it really.
webx9001
Will it crash less?
Doinkumz
What about a banana?
mizoneko
Sorry, I don't have any bananas that are not frozen... Only mini apples lol
NotTheOriginal
Yeah, the app has been on iOS for years.
sizzlewizzle
StabbyMcMurder
DjNeHi
Did you know that you can scroll Imgur with a penis?
allblack38
Vids or it didn't happen. He showed you his apple...
yifin
.
TheMellowPeril
Pls respond
josieexplosion
I like that you didn't specify who's penis.
WTHisaDIMMAK
This is where the fun begins!
QuixoticGoingDjinn
Who is penis indeed.
josieexplosion
You must be a blast at parties you're not invited to.
QuixoticGoingDjinn
How could I be a blast at a party I wasn't invited to? I rarely attend the ones I am invited to.
josieexplosion
You'll figure it out eventually, champ.
smikhails
1. Story time. When the 5S came out with the fingerprint scanner, I was working at a phone store. We were super slow one morning and my...
smikhails
2. Buddy asked if i thought it would work on your penis. Naturally, i was suddenly also curious. So we took the display down, i went in the
smikhails
3. Back and flopped my dick on it. I proceeded to set up the fingerprint scanner for my dick, zipped up and handed it off. I told him where
smikhails
4. On my dinger i used as the "finger" and he confirmed that he could not get into the phone. I then reused my head to verify it still
smikhails
5. Worked, and it did. We then placed it back out on display, proud of our discovery, and never told a soul. Moral of the story, every dick