thebreadhatcat
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I admit it's a repost, but worth it
Mar 31, 2018 8:47 PM
thebreadhatcat
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I admit it's a repost, but worth it
snowemu
Too soon?
TriggeredPrivilege
I showed this to my wife, she says she's not gonna save me a seat in Heaven.
Majnizzle
Hot cross puns.
MesserAuditore
"HOW 'BOUT EGGS?"
esterchestermin
now thats what I call a hot cross pun
Volpe42
That's not Christian Easter. That's good friday
Hotord
Oh you funny God
AlphaMarkFoxtrot
The greatest Dad joke?
JaegerBombster
Alfadorfox
Dad, that's about as funny as a spear through the side.
KingBlackheart
No wonder he died so quickly
ValiantToast
I always thought Easter originated from Jesus seeing his shadow for the first time.
MrWobblyHead
A pagen goddess of fertility called Ēostre is the origin of the holiday of Easter. Christianity appropriated the festival.
AnimeQuotes
Jesus talking his creature Jesus
CanadianGirl2000
Ive turned into a bit of a prude since i started questioning why we celebrate certain holidays. Lots of "because we do" have been said.
cousteau
Artist is Jim Benton btw (not clear on the pic)
smittywjmj
@JKBenton if I'm not mistaken.
cousteau
Indeed.
UpdootPandaSnoot
I read celebrate as masturbate
Wilson029
Would have been better if he said "Me" instead of dad.
toneman238
Omni21
All fun and games until the day of reckoning.
Morbolicious
floonargh
Nearly 2000 years, and it's #TooSoon.
TheZompocalypse
carefulwithmeIMbroken
asplenium
TheRealHelmsman
Happy Cosmic Zombie day!
InnsmouthTourist
Sorry. I can tell you're feeling a bit hung up on something
Hailthebonnieblue
As a Christian I can say Jesus did nail it and I would like to also thank God for creating humor!
ZebraCockSandwich
as a non-christian I also appreciate that humor exists, however it may have gotten here! *high five bro!*
Hailthebonnieblue
*high-fives judgingly*
ZebraCockSandwich
LMAO
NoEscapeFromFreeWill
For a guy who could turn water into wine it’s surprising he only got hammered 3 times.
ShearingBlizzard
6, you forgot about the wrists
cousteau
He could also turn wine into his blood, but crucifying him undid the spells and turned his blood back into water.
YourLocalSnitch
Is that why he could walk on water? Because he is water?
EndersGameofThrones
This sounds like something from this scene.
atcggcta
Yo I had to downvote bc it was too complex so not funny enough to justify blasphemy so close to Easter
cousteau
When he was speared while on the cross, water flowed from his wounds, it's in the bible! So it went full circle: water, wine, blood, water.
atcggcta
Yeah I got it and all I just felt bad not down voting on Easter lol
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
He was a pretty high level magic user
ilovecake
I wonder if he ever put on his robe and wizard hat
SchmifSchmurphinWippenFlanYen
A lvl 80 mage.
MyFrontPorchInMississippi
Nah def like 180
EndersGameofThrones
And more likely a cleric. His healing magic would have made any party OP.
ucatione
If you know you are immortal, why is crucifixion such a big deal? Doesn't seem like much of a sacrifice.
LeOccy
Still incredibly painful. Also there's the whole taking on the sins of the world thing. That's gotta hurt too.
SassyButtPrincess
Because Jesus was human, He had human thoughts, emotions, and fears. Yet he still decided to willingly be crucified, to me that’s a big deal
ucatione
He was either immortal or human. You can't be both. Mortality is a necessary condition for humanity.
SassyButtPrincess
He obviously wasn’t immortal, because he died. But God brought Jesus back to life, Jesus couldn’t do it on his own. Hope that helps:)
postman69
Christians celebrate their god being tortured and call Good Friday.
Volpe42
Not the tortured part, the part where he dies and takes our punishment, also the veil in the temple being torn getting rid of priests
ArtMadeofYourComment
It's remarkable how many people think the sacrifice was simply bodily death.
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ArtMadeofYourComment
Oh, I wasn't talking about you. I was agreeing with you.
CaptCounterCulture
Its a funny comic, but it would be funnier to see a comic of Muhammad marrying a 7 year old, if were gonna shit on religions.
SirBlades
Wait you think this is shitting on Christianity? How?
CaptCounterCulture
Making fun of Jesus being nailed to a wooden post to die is fine, I don't have a problem with it. But yeah if you made fun of Muhammad >
CaptCounterCulture
Marrying a 7 year old you'd be flagged as hate speech.
RicksterMax
Or cutting off 600 heads in one day, or building a fire on a man's chest, or...screw it he's a figure of legend who prolly never did exist.
CaptCounterCulture
Well Jesus may not of existed too. But it seems like we hold a different standard between Christianity and Islam, shit on both by all means.
Ealadon
Why not both? Making fun of one religion isn't any better than another. And this is actually humorous, your suggestion sounds mean spirited
CaptCounterCulture
I'm simply tired of the left shittying on Christians while refusing to attack Islam the same way. And Judo/Christian values are much better>
Sauroctonus
It's probably because most people using imgur are from predominantly Christian countries, so they're going to criticise what affects them.
CaptCounterCulture
Than islamic values by a easy amount. If you compare Jesus to Muhammad, you can see a strong difference.
CaptCounterCulture
Also only one group says you can depict their prophet in anyway you want, the other says you should be killed. Is there a difference there?
Hulagirl01
Thank for saying this. It’s so true. The one thing that is allowed to be hated publicly is Christianity and Christians.
Zwerchig
Islam is attacked/ridiculed just as much as any other religion.
CaptCounterCulture
Strange i don't see any dumps drawing Muhammad with his 7 year old wife, his 13 wives and his countless slaves from his wars.
CaptCounterCulture
But I assume those would be flagged as hate speech, since by religious law you can't even draw Muhammad.
SirBlades
But aren't you shitting on islam right now? Freedom of speech right?