My partner and I have a 1 month old child. My partner is finding the physical and psychological demands really tough. We were having a serious conversation about how to handle thing in a more sustainable way. My partner said something very vulnerable, and in the moment of silence afterwards, baby lets out a 10 second fart. It just kept going and going. 10 minutes later, after we'd finally stopped laughing, the conversation felt a lot less heavy. Thanks farts.
If you don't find farts funny then you're a loser because you're choosing to have less joy in your life but the exact same amount of farts. - I think that's how it went.
One of my favorite movie trivia bits: Before filing that scene, Gary Oldman secretly warned everyone (especially the sound guys) that he was going to go completely over the top and just scream it out as a prank to Luc Besson. Of course that was the take that was used, lol.
I'm always in shock how young and amazing Natalie Portman was there, like literal kid, 12 years or so, playing all of that like it's nothing. Oldman of course, was standard fantastic!
squillis
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VictoryTaco
larskongo
circlebreaker
Zixtank
Leslie Nielsen still holds the crown as king of deadpan comedy
punknoodles0
#13 RUSTY!!!
SpaceHaggis
Sorry about that, it lingered
AidanPrydeCork
It's not so much the smell as the burning in the eyes.
Sneeje
Puts a new spin on that Cranberries song...
simonsaysabunchofstuff
Starbuck trying to kill a cylon with a gas attack
myotheralt
#18 https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1eGdvNDE5aWhqc2RyZHFjam9rOXBpcXl6b3Azcjllbmdib2x3cjZkcSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/l3nFonn2LPICW9zi0/200w.webp
KevinStrexcorp
My partner and I have a 1 month old child. My partner is finding the physical and psychological demands really tough. We were having a serious conversation about how to handle thing in a more sustainable way. My partner said something very vulnerable, and in the moment of silence afterwards, baby lets out a 10 second fart. It just kept going and going.
10 minutes later, after we'd finally stopped laughing, the conversation felt a lot less heavy. Thanks farts.
ironymus
derpsquadcaptain
“If you don’t laugh at fart jokes, you have the same amount of farts in your life and less laughter” - some comedian I don’t remember
powerrangerpl
If you don't find farts funny then you're a loser because you're choosing to have less joy in your life but the exact same amount of farts. - I think that's how it went.
androgenoide
It's the vapors.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
Astramancer
One of my favorite movie trivia bits: Before filing that scene, Gary Oldman secretly warned everyone (especially the sound guys) that he was going to go completely over the top and just scream it out as a prank to Luc Besson. Of course that was the take that was used, lol.
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
I'm always in shock how young and amazing Natalie Portman was there, like literal kid, 12 years or so, playing all of that like it's nothing. Oldman of course, was standard fantastic!
WoodORama
Does anyone have the full YT link to the Oldman interview?
BishlamekGurpgork
Well, here's the fart part. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQBdQrSSVvo
TheCastleMan
https://youtu.be/GvRVJ8g2nnk?si=HFhWaBtg4RV69jfb
relsky
#15 is my favorite of the bunch, but Gary Oldman is just legendary...
cirunz
I died here: "Doesn't even get old?" "No"
mikeatike
boevis
#9 This reminds me of the Andre the Giant fart story, that baby is ok now, boss.
NuclearGradeIrony
Also: "I'm the boss now."
PoopSammich
This is one of my most favorite dumps ever
SilverNightwing
#6 Suddenly, DOOM
thedudeman519
Sounds like the 32x version
EpilatorAlligatorBothReduceGrowth
I love Gary Oldman
Unindoctrinated
Unfortunately, he's such a good actor, I can't tell whether he was as amused as he appeared to be or not.
chatterer
Having now seen this I love him even more.
FancySharkDinnerParty
FrenziiTheSuccubus
EasternSun1
Zephirenth
Knew it would be here
TheLordFoxington
Thank you, I have been looking for this one. I love it.
MechKelly
And now i like Katee Sackhoff even more. Thanks!
PSFE43X
#1 There are few letters in the English language more important than the "r" when Google Image searching Gary Oldman.
Blunderwriter
OMG I am laughing my fackin ass off...I'm almost in tears...
ironymus
BrokenAnimal
I'm never to old for fart jokes.
Goldensands
There's a reason it's called being an old fart!
GoumCorgiJunkie
I deeply believe if someone doesn't laugh at fart jokes there's something wrong with them
BrokenAnimal
If you don't apprechiate fart jokes you have the same amount of farts to contend with and much less fun. Seems the wise choice to laugh along.
nutmegonyourdoodle
I hope I never get there.
jamiedBreaker
#4 I know this face. This is true love
BeardedWonder82
labyrinthconvention
I sense great relief
jalondon628
Came to upvote this. Thank you.
TsunamiJohn
Headphone users can hear the fart being correctly offscreen to the right when necessary
whoatherebigfella
I can’t steal them all so I just favorited your post. If this didn’t put a smile on everyone’s face then I don’t know what will.
xurs
you can steal them all if you want
HyruleCucco
Same, that was too funny for my fanny
ihaveasweetmustache
Works for me lol
nutmegonyourdoodle
You brilliant bastard. Not even a moment to rest. I am ugly cry after this. I say thank you dearly.
ihaveasweetmustache
I'm here for the people!
Belugawrx
First good laugh in a long time...cry laughing here..thank you