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yamsonyamsonyams
#2 so sad god drowned all the aquatic life
Or maybe god determined that fish were the only ones free of sin?
FrankDepiction
Qaetan
Fuck AI generated images.
nothingunused
#7 "...and I'm all out of lepers. Oh wait, here's a little bit right over here..."
QuartzPoker
#2 I mean, they could have swam, the ocean goes right up to Israel on two sides. But also, Penguins started evolving before the Asteroid hit 66 million years ago, sooo pretty sure they wouldn't have cared about the flood anyways
Isorikk
#2 Not to be pedantic but there are penguins in Madagascar, but also I think the whole idea was a being that had the power to create the entire universe probably figured a way to get two penguins somewhere without making them walk/swim 8000 miles
IlIIII
Oldiewankenobie1
I think at one point i was Minister Supreme at the United Church of Bacon....you used to get to pick your title....lol
deetatron
#7 Half a shekle for an ex-leper
firni
Green11ndys
What color wizard would Jesus be in Middle Earth?
SalmonTheWise
Some people say Brown, but most christians in North America insist that he is White.
JaceTiger
#1 only female involved in conception. No male involvement. Sounds like the baby would be female. Child identifies as male.
Jesus was trans.
Mithi
Jesus was ASAB
hogeyegrex
The H in Jesus H Christ stands for Haploid.
RobErtE87
The pearly rear entrance
mafiacarstarter
The Loophole
psugab
Excellent song
phlowsnake
#1 is Conchita Wurst
SirRichfield
Not the wurst Austrian, yeah I'll let myself out.
Canigetbannedagain2
The church of bacon is real, real tasty. https://unitedchurchofbacon.org/
Mokisan
I am an ordained minister of the Church of Bacon. We welcome all.
Canigetbannedagain2
🤘🤘🥓🥓🤘🤘🤘
Skuggen
#2 The penguins didn't live in Antarctica before the flood, duh. They only asked to be let off there because they had a major falling out with Mr. and Mrs. Polar Bear during the trip (an argument about reserving deck chairs, I believe) who responded by demanding they be let off as far away from the penguins as possible.
SalmonTheWise
Why are aquatic birds on the arc in the first place?
earthtokelly127001
I the bears were upset that the penguins showed up for dinner wearing tuxedos?
WhatTheFrench
The bears issued a statement that “recollections may vary” but they would handle their differences privately with the penguins rather than air their grievances publicly.
earthtokelly127001
“Thought”
meganical
#1 Jesus: I didn’t say jackshit about disliking homosexuals or trans people but you all seemed to miraculously forget my clear and distinct hatred for the wealthy
wizard07ksu9000
Its a line from the old testament, the laws of Leviticus, which only applies to practicing Jews. Those were the laws you had to follow to get into heaven before Christ, so Christians dont give AF about them. Except when used as exuses for oppression.
And the line was mistranslated by hood ole King James anyway. Original tect is like "a man shall not lay with a boy (child) as he would a woman for it is abomination." Meaning ... No pedophilia.
Not advocating religon, jist some context.
QuartzPoker
Saul of Tarsus, aka Paul, was an early figure in the Church who famously hated and hunted Christians until he was converted. He's the one who brought "Homosexuality is a sin" into the New Testament, because he wanted Christianity to follow the old rules and still be a type of Judaism. On the other hand, Peter wanted to reach out more to the Greeks and decided Christians can eat ham and stuff. Weirdly, people always forget that debate even though it takes up several books of the Bible.
Cheerfulinsanity
Religion often feels like adult fairytales to me. It’s hard to relate when someone’s worldview seems detached from shared reality. Predictability and mutual understanding rely on a common frame of reference, and without that, interactions can feel uncertain. It's like having a conversation with somebody in a mental hospital. They might seem sane moment to moment but you can't relax because any second they might come out with some totally unhinged shit...
amundost
What? I did not know that. Do you have some documentation?
TactfullyOblivious
Some biblical scholars argue that in Paul's letter to the Corinthians, a clobber passage that is frequently cited as condemning "homosexuality" in the new testament would be more accurately translated as condemning the practice of pederastry, specifically the Roman variant, which is exactly what it sounds like. An interesting documentary titled 1946: The Mistranslation That Shifted Culture touches on it, but you can find the crux of the arguments if you do a little searching.
wizard07ksu9000
First some history:
https://www.advocate.com/religion/2022/12/17/how-bible-error-changed-history-and-turned-gays-pariahs
If you ever meet king James, give him a kick in the pants.
Then there's this analysis that presents a slightly different meaning of this phrase:
https://blog.smu.edu/ot8317/2019/04/11/lost-in-translation-alternative-meaning-in-leviticus-1822/
TL;DR: no same sex rape.
Leviticus is for Jews:
https://biblehub.com/topical/l/levitical_law.htm
1/2
wizard07ksu9000
There's also some overlap between when the book of Leviticus was "finalized" and Alexander the Great:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Levi">ticus">https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Book_of_Leviticus
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alexander_the_Great
The ancient greeks had some *interesting* takes on sexuality:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality_in_ancient_Greece
Given the temporal locality, it is likely that this law in Leviticus was written in direct response to what ancient Israelites saw the Greeks doing.
2/2.