SecretAgentSuperBooger
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Sauce: https://newrepublic.com/post/205514/ted-cruz-plane-texas-cold-weather
Jan 22, 2026 1:38 AM
SecretAgentSuperBooger
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Sauce: https://newrepublic.com/post/205514/ted-cruz-plane-texas-cold-weather
LurkingSarcasm
Rafael Cruz better watch the shade of his tan for when he comes back.
TheRedBaron8
MagmaCarta
Fled Cruz 2: Cruz Control
RipThemUpRatchet
One word for you, Texas:
Talarico.
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs
He does it because he has no shame and he knows he can get away with it without any repercussion from his constituency.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
Plus, he's so mockable anyway...
lindabelchersfirstcousin
Remember when Florida Man said his wife had the face of a dog and he didn’t dispute the claim. Pepperidge Farms remembers.
JustDriftingAboutTheInterWebs