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Jul 19, 2021 2:14 AM
DrasticBastard
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IllegalDuckling
As long as neither of them are bobbit worms
recliningpanda
It would be a small sacrifice for the greater good
ButtplugHandGrenade
photog
To the younger ones who don't know who Lorena Bobbitt is but you're about to look her up
iputmymouthonit
Want me to help?
Muunk
How about I get to keep my penis & my democracy.
FatherAlexanderAnderson
At least Lorena Bobbitt had justification
FatherAlexanderAnderson
I'm still having a hard time believing I said that...
getadogupya
I too would sacrifice your penis for democracy.
ThorGodOfHammerz
I also choose this guys penis.
DaSauceSeeker
DrasticBastard
Um, phrasing
SoftwareEngineerWithNotEnoughSalary
This penis i also choose.
OnionCutter
They knew what they were saying