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Apr 4, 2026 10:25 PM
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hsalonen3000
TexMexHex
#1 that is every morbidly obese Karen in uhhhhmericuh.
hanmerhack
#2 I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream)
Watching their skins being peeled (having their insidesrevealed)
Grated and steamed with no mercy (burning off calories)
How do you think that feels (that it hurts really bad)
Carrot juice constitutes murder (and that's a real crime)
Greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables go)
It's time to stop all this gardening (it's dirty as hell)
Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade is a spade)
androgenoide
#22
fubizdaddie
#12 LOL when can we look forward to that happening?
doctorId
#10 Ah yeah, use that as inspiration for how to make your kid look cool as hell
keyblader1985
#13 this happens to me too often at work. Too many times I'm listening patiently to a story that plainly shows either how dumb or how much of an asshole they are.
keyblader1985
#7 I'd probably go in just to correct them on their apostrophe usage
Someshithead241
#5 So which one is amenifus?
whatspaulplayingtoday
#9 That's the problem. It's super fucking easy to be that fucking stupid. I hate it here.
Justbreakshit
#5 Rope :p yeah i see you
YeOlRazzleDazzle
#1 might become a reasonable statement when synthesized meat becomes more of a commercial thing -- If Republicans stop banning it to protect their ranchers.
nullbr
#2
you can see the sadness on momma carrot's face
OneMoreLime
#9 even the part about it being turn off is wrong...
SquirrelWithATophat
Bigots aren't exactly known for possessing intelligence (or anything remotely resembling it).
TMPudding
People with no sense of irony are voting now?
OregonComputerGuy
#12 I have tried to convince myself the bugs in Skyrim are a feature and one must learn to play past them
heironymousBonk
i love that there are whole youtube channels based on people exploiting the bugs to do wild shit
dashers
#1 I started assuming that the author was meaning "humanly" killed farmed animals vs potential suffering from an unclean kill. But no, that's not what it says at all. Oh dear.
anjeleyezjr
Microsoft doesn't finish their operating systems. Why would they make Bethesda finish games?
PleaseRespectMyAsshole
#1 I did a Lens search on this and found a Reddit post from 16 years ago. My back immediately started hurting.
pullingsixty
Get ready to reach for the ibuprofen. This actually a quote from a 1970s San Francisco newspaper satire. FIFTY YEARS AGO.
Imalwaysready
#18 Or it will fully replenish your HP and MP and remove all status effects. Only three ways to tell which.
pullingsixty
#1 This is from fifty years ago. More likely decomposing or dribbling on a bib than voting or driving.
psugab
#12 that can't be true!? That didn't even finish them after
psugab
They don't*
snarkybitch
#1 this is so old they might be dead.
flavorpixel2000
But the whoosh blows on..
LrrrRulerofThePlanetOmicronPerseiVIII
And it’s probably satire. Probably. God, I hope…
YeahChillBeggingIt
And also looks like it's straight out of Viz.
Username62611
#1 I get that this is a joke, but the implication that "some people" shouldn't be allowed to vote, drive, or reproduce, hey, that's a pretty fashy joke.
Aspernari
Some people aren't allowed to vote in the US (convicted felons), drive (people without a license, the mentally ill, etc), and reproduce (https://www.pbs.org/independentlens/blog/unwanted-sterilization-and-eugenics-programs-in-the-united-states/).
You're also the one jumping to conclusions - It is a reminder that people that stupid exist out there, and to keep your head on a swivel.
If we're doing implications by omission, I guess it's implied you're OK with the other memes' intentions?
jankyupeblik
Hunters who kill animals for any significant amount of their diet? Ha. I'm sure there are more than zero. They aren't hunting enough for that, and if they all were they literally would not have enough animals to succeed. That's not why they're hunting. It's for the '"sport"'.
SquirrelWithATophat
Believe it or not, subsistence hunting is actually pretty vital in various parts of the country. In my state (Alaska) most communities are SUPER rural. Meaning the only way to reach them is by small bush plane and 4-wheeler. So that makes it difficult to get your food from a store. And since farming isn't exactly super viable in many of these locations that leaves only hunting and gathering if you want to have any food.
jankyupeblik
Alaska isn't various parts of the country, it's one part, and no matter how many people get 100% of their protein from hunting in Alaska, it's still going to be incredibly close to 0% of all hunters in the entire country. Plus, again, there simply is not the game to sustain even just all the hunters in the country as their sole source of protein.
jankyupeblik
I'm for traditional hunting and gathering and minimal farming, and the reality is that the crushing majority of hunters aren't. They just like shooting things.