"What do you do in your off time?"

Apr 9, 2026 2:51 AM

NoTalentTech

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good luck pitting that sword against pickled egg farts

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

he's actually studying the blade

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I would lose an ear in a minute

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This is the kinda shit my uncle has been doing for 40 years. "What's new, unc?" "I'm practicing a technique that kills in the drawing of the sword." "Cool cool cool..."

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"What do you do in your off time?"
I draw.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*unsheathe* *sheathe*

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The poop in my butt explaining all the ways it will escape if I don’t get to the bathroom in 30 seconds

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As a kid I thought Iaido looked kind of lame because it was just sitting and then standing and drawing a sword and then swinging it once and sitting back down and sheathing it.

But now I wish I could train. Seems almost like moving meditation.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Very cool demo! Would not have expected the movements and stances he uses at all.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Damn clean movements

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Imagine being his next door neighbor and trying to get some sleep on the other side of that wall

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Amazed at the control he has over his body. Not a flinch, not a muscle trembling. Pure control

2 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Fuck. I don't know anymore. I see the same thing - could this be AI and I'm just too old!?

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Now you just have to find six more to help you.

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Clearly there is no “off” time

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All these fights against a wall. And it ends in a draw every time.

2 days ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

A low Constitution Cleric has no special connection to walls.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That paints a pretty picture of that situation, doesn't it?

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My wife is gonna hate my new hobby, but it'll be an important skill for the coming end times

2 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

My wife hates every new hobby. Not sure why.

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

For all them times you be sittin’ with a sword and some guy gets lippy.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

While you were surfing memes, he was studying the blade.

2 days ago | Likes 55 Dislikes 0

Took the heads right oughtta my word

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That wall is gonna explode into a billion little pieces

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Omae wa mou shindeiru.

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That wall clearly has no honor.

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As soon as he sheaths his sword in the click way

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Sometime way later when the guy hasn't lived around there, suddenly it just crumbles with a bunch of sword marks

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I do your mom.

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2 days ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

what show is this?

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drawing is difficult. This guy is practicing 10,000 draws..

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a whole martial art. Iaido. Nothing but draws. My absolute fav:

https://youtube.com/shorts/uwDAoWe_7OE?is=ll3SjEwA_Nzm6Fst

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Drawing, slashing, and re-sheathing. From every position and against every configuration of enemies (e.g., one in front of you and another one coming up from behind). Trains muscle memory for every imaginable scenario.

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I'd train for 40 years as a samurai, get attacked, and die while trying to pick my fav option

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A good first step would be changing out of the flip-flops

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"You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like."

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The thing that I wonder about when I see stuff like this... They still chose to upload it?

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Hopefully they're one of the good souls who can laugh at themselves.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Next, can you draw your sword while in an airline seat?

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So I talked to a US Attorney one time. I asked if he could get a concealed carry permit in any state. He said he could even get one to carry on a plane. He said a friend of his had one. TSA was ok with the guys permit to have a handgun. But they were not going to let him carry his pocket knife. I guess the guy told them. Don't you think I would use the gun to cause trouble before the knife.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think your friend was exaggerating to brag. Or his friend lied to him, and he assumed he could meet the same standard.

There is no civilian carry on the cabin, under any kind of permit. You can get an exemption if you are sworn law enforcement, on active duty with an operational need, and you complete training on flying armed.

There are also Air Marshalls (who also do paperwork before every armed flight) and FFDO programs, but there isn't a permit that once obtained, clears you forever.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Depends on the airline, and seat class. More room seat on Delta? Maybe. Basic seat on Spirit? I don't think I can safely sneeze.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

No-fly-list for you! /s

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Can you draw it in a box with a fox?

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And what noise is that fox making

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Can you throw it over your shoulder, like a Continental soldier?

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I cain't even get no shit out my dang pockets!!!

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You just lean over the person next to you to stretch your leg under the seat in front of the other person next to you. You lift your butt gently, arching your back a bit to reach into your pocket. Then you can continue your obnoxious gum chewing with a new, more intense flavour gum.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

you got shit in your pockets?

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Well, what else is he gonna have for breakfast?

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Commenters are underestimating how difficult it is to draw a samurai sword in a small space. This technique had to be practised over and over to do cleanly. Often there were 'peace talks' which resulted in more than words. Talks were often held in very tight spaces because 'then it's impossible to draw a sword'.... but this guy proves it's still very well possible to kill.

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Good thing daggers weren't invented yet, I guess.

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"What is this? Bring your knife to work day?" -Julius Ceasar

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Yeah you'd sit toe to toe, that's also why he's using the unusual sitting rather than the normal kneeling style posture.

It's not so much that it's impossible to do it as it's impossible to do the Iado draw-strikes, you start pulling a sword like this and everyone can react in time to stop you or defend themselves.

2 days ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

If only there were smaller more convenient swords...

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But if you can do this, you have immense reach advantage over the short sword guys

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A very small reach advantage, further mitigated by the fact that a trained swordsman on the lookout for an attack would react to you moving to draw your sword and already have theirs drawn and inserted into your guts, since they were able to simultaneously draw and close the distance between you while you were drawing yours.

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MACHETE

2 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 2

He's probably practicing Iado or Iaijutsu

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From what I can see it;s a combination of techniques. Sayabiki and Nenbutsu Nuki even though that is done with a short sword. Iaijutsu as you said, but also Battojutsu. It's amazing to see if you held one of those swords once. I only held a wooden sword and just drawing it was stupid difficult when the sheeth was attached to the clothing. It's a looooong draw.

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If you have enough room you can pull the scabbard half out of your belt and then push it back into the belt while drawing, which is a lot easier. But you should be able to draw relatively comfortably either way unless the blade is too long for you. Katanas came in different length for people of different sizes.

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Well I'm 1.95 meters so I'd be fcked in a small room :P

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There is always the wakizashi and the tanto. A blade for every occasion

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