When you open a tuna can :)

Jan 4, 2026 4:34 PM

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https://www.instagram.com/aishahsofey/ and https://www.instagram.com/sophieraiin/

shiny

Going to buy some ahi tuna to see what I get 😹

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They are so bad at hide-and-seek. They're always spotted...

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Pssstt psssst psssst.

3 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Here, kitty kitty.

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or just your legs

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Rwarrrrrr

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I Wish... I was a zebra.....

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https://www.instagram.com/aishah">fey/">https://www.instagram.com/aishahsofey/ and https://www.instagram.com/sophieraiin/

3 months ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

doing gods work i see

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Psst psst psst

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They’re both dangerous and not in the physical way.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

oh, it's physical.

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Awee Lil Bub. 😿

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Are those the ****-eating leopards I keep hearing about?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

now this is my kind of nature documentary

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That rarest of species: humanoid jaguar-spotted tuna

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This is typically what I get opening a can

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She's the reason I realized I like girls, all the way back in the 1970s...

Kristy MacNichol is the one who confirmed it, in the 1980s.

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Me too, and I‘m hetero…😉

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

How am I supposed to eat this without any gosh dang sauce

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Giggidy

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Sophie Raiin has made $95m in 3 years of Onlyfans.

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This one has that "imma take your 401k" stare

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They are MY space marines. She can have my 40K over my dead body.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"I was the prettiest in my home town."

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Not my $7 after fees and taxes! Noooo!

3 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Googling her she is worth over $100M so I'd like to take her retirement

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's how she got her 100m

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Jokes on her. I have no retirement savings.

3 months ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Call AJ WENTWORTH! 877-CASH-NOW!

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

A fine trade!

3 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Win/Win scenario: you die a happy guy, she gets set for life.


True, she might make it so you die sooner, but hey, there are worse outcomes.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't undersell the appeal of dying sooner.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I just saw her instagram and perhaps I keep my 401k. Not much there.

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What about her OF?

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Better than the wake-up-in-a-bathtub full of ice with my kidneys gone stare

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Still can't figure that one out. Why would I be in the bathroom? I have 36 of those fresh in the freezer. Just grab a few. You don't need to drug me, they're meant for guests. But no, every time I'm the only one who ends up using them. It's gotten so bad I keep the stitching kit on the fridge door too. Wake up, drain tub, set coffee to boil, replace internal organs. Day after day fml. And don't get me started on the spleens.
Now I know how Frank felt every time I got home after a bender.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She can do two things if she wants.

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what if they're one in the same?

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I’ll be in my bunk

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Currently occupied

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How did you beat me there?

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I beat myself here.

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