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Aug 15, 2017 5:10 PM
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davemymindisgoingicanfeelit
It should play Molly Malone "As she wheeled her wheel-barrow, through streets broad and narrow, crying 'cockles and mussels, alive alive oh"
RandomMachine
sorry sir we just ran out of that maybe try some of the (insert brand) instead
wazztastic
And we all fall and skin our knees on the way back instead of when we run to it.
torillatavataan
If you play bagpipe music, you better drop the e.
CyranoDeBurlapSack
I'd need whiskey to allow this kind of shit.
Bobaknob
Would it play Riverdance if I ordered a Jameson
anitabieror6
This would work in Portland. We just need to get the unipiper one of those delivery trikes
PrimePowerOn
You know you can buy your own whiskey at a store and have it in your home at all times! For much cheaper than most bars / trucks!
Delphineee
I just wish icecream truck can be a real thing in my town. It would be awesome. I don't need whisky.
graveyardshifty
But can it still have ice cream as well?
IAmTheBadW01f
.....and ice cream too, right? Like, boozey ice cream!
feawen
Uilleann pipes, bit chiller
PelagicDreams
Any kind of Scotch will do as long as it's single malt.
Aztekke
All i could think of: https://youtu.be/98LoiMZ59Jw
yuckluck
Open containers of alcohol in public and in moving vehicles is hella illegal in most states.
ratfaceddog
https://d12qk6n9ersps4.cloudfront.net/1848538/medium-clean.jpg
imicooper
Actually, in some places in Scotland (whisky capital) they have fish and chip vans that go around playing music like ice cream vans.
graveyardshifty
our taco trucks just sit there. like a bunch of lazy "mexican'ts"
SoldMyName
I'd like Tom Waits to be the driver of this truck.
InstructionsNotClear
Drove around in ice cream truck dumping whiskey on kids and playing bagpipes with my farts. About to go to my parole hearing.
annoyingjoe
Mooooooom! Whiiiiiiiisky!
WillJeSuis
"HURRY MOMMMM!!" "How much is it, will a $0.50 be enough?" "NOOO! MORE!!! AHHH IT'S LEAVING!!!"
WhyEvenName
Accurate
BigAZNMan
I'll have a pecan Pie Hole and a Monkey Shoulder pls.
jhorbhatol10
losersarethenewwinners
Omg! Best idea ever!
cryogenian
I'd buy from him.
shipshapeandbristolfashion
Scotch is whisky from Scotland; bourbon is whiskey from USA generally Kentucky. Scotch from malted barley; bourbon distilled from corn.
EdwardStarsmith
No love for Rye?!?
shipshapeandbristolfashion
Who does love a bit of rye
quade
Yep. But they're all whiskies. My favorite is Irish Whiskey, specifically Jameson.
TheGenuineArticle
I've got a bottle of Jameson literally six centimetres away from me as I type this.
quade
"Pssst... hey buddy, wanna take a quick break?" ~Bottle of Jameson
shipshapeandbristolfashion
They are indeed
TheGenuineArticle
Wait, it's getting closer.
AMediocreSubstituteForDave
bourbon is only from a specific region of Kentucky.
ratfaceddog
That is not true at all. Most is made in KY, but it can be distilled anywhere in the US.
shipshapeandbristolfashion
Generally.
pukeface666
Bourbon can be made anywhere in the US, most of it is made in Kentucky.
McVirusS
Yes
MSGinSC
Or we could drive around blaring Bluegrass, and selling Mason jars full of corn liquor
quade
I mean, I guess you could. And I'd probably still buy it, depending on how close you get to my house.
leadfoot323
Looks like them Duke boys are at it again.
thatbeardedswede
A truck with bagpipes would sell whisky, not whiskey.
quade
It would sell both. If it sold Jameson and Four Roses, it would sell whiskey. If it sold Bunnahabhain and Oban, it would also sell whisky.
ratfaceddog
If it sold Old Forester, otoh, it would sell Ky Straight Bourbon Whisky.
thatbeardedswede
Bagpipes are Scottish. Not Irish (no, they are not real) or Kentuckianananan.
ratfaceddog
It’s just “Kentuckian.” There’s no such place as “Kentuckiana.”
thatbeardedswede
There's no such place as Kentuckia either.
ratfaceddog
No, but “Kentuckian” is to “Kentucky” as “Irish” is to “Ireland,” which is the context of what I replied to.
NotWonderWoman
God I miss whiskey
quade
And whiskey misses you.
NotWonderWoman
swedishmetalhead
You'd have to carry soooo many whiskeys. That truck would be a hell of an investment. 100$ a bottle at least. 100bottles...
Somanyquestions
So, just like any specialty bar?
VultureTX
try it with DIY moonshine, a little Copperfield Road on the PA and test it out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvaEJzoaYZk
LurkMasterP
Nobody expects haagen dazs from an ice cream truck.
swedishmetalhead
Very different clientele.
lookitupyourself
Not in my world ?
edwardmacaronihandsthethird
My truck sells haagen dazs. Its even more expensive than in the stores
lookitupyourself
So you took out a second mortgage?
redclaysmartass
Not to mention the load of permitting nightmares that would be involved.
edwardmacaronihandsthethird
Unless it was goverment owned...
Twiggeh
Swedishly relevant : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Hvuah5Lo84
edwardmacaronihandsthethird
Vafan!?
Twiggeh
Tratten & Finkel, prima Svensk underhållning :D
edwardmacaronihandsthethird
Haha ja. Riktig klassiker den