Absolute Unit

964

97

268824

Mama cat collecting wayward kitten

411

30

243231

Absolute Unit

1242

76

288652

Big ass ceiling fan

319

82

78101

The power of lightning

1082

133

487340

Lord Vader weighs 240lbs.

949

184

398658

Absolute Unit

49

14

33341

You've hit the jackpot

373

44

25260

kratos has errands to run

79

12

24204

March of the Absolute Chonkers

1465

78

705538

Jacked kangaroo

551

40

98005

We're gonna need a bigger elbow...

961

129

50260

That’s not a shark. THIS is a shark!

34

18

1720

Fat raccoon is back

28

4

11180

OH LAWD HE COMIN!

62

11

14001

"Hurr-durrr look guys Imma Giraffe!" - snek maybe

778

72

138092

Look at this absolute unit of a moose

867

130

418586

Absolute Unit

764

302

380724

Absolute Unit of A Pageant Custom

58

25

75464

Ketupa Blakistoni

49

7

11863

Oh lawd he growin

11

4

730

A B S O L U T E U N I T

871

81

238650

A B S O L U T E U N I T

1278

152

334502

Absolute unit

534

21

61553

An absolute unit of a Wood Pigeon

62

8

3645

Unstoppable force

11

7

2171

A beautiful Toad or Two.

25

2

1279

Absolute UNIT

71

15

5588

Now that's a CHICKEN

92

26

3765

An absolute unit of a burrito

71

50

5532

"All-You-Can-Eat Seafood Buffet, table for 1 please"

67

4

24203

Chonkosaurus! Chicago River Snapping turtle

40

7

80006

A Captain and his ship, The Queen Mary 2

25

5

816

A B S O L U T E U N I T

88

46

22141

Tomojiro Sakata, Japanese parliamentary candidate and retired sumo champion, April 1946

28

5

1685

He's not going to live in your house. You're going to live in his.

93

12

13655

Welcome to hell.

17

5

626

"Almost like holding a (human) baby" !!!

110

12

4051

Anyone need some carrot?

19

13

1563

It's my third Cakeday!

17

0

2141

A B S O L U T E U N I T

72

14

22955

The biggest forklift I've ever seen in person.

10

3

978

Absolute units dump #1

2333

183

146942

/r/absoluteunits

30

3

1914

"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior Yogi Bear?"

34

4

11150

14 week old,

80

8

2810

Human for Scale - the dump

2315

221

111997

I bought a Halloween costume for Al but I may have underestimated his girth

93

9

5136

After your landlord doubles your rent this year

59

8

3095

The Biggest Of Swings

62

30

92366

And here is your moment of NOPE! NOPE! NOPE!

783

164

1198572

Pudge

23

4

1736

They're called Tumbler Pigeons.

58

11

8842

Behold, the perfect look of concern.

53

7

40400

When you hear Pantera is getting back together.

2485

221

1881957

Sometimes, freedom needs a helping hand.

97

12

92233

When you want something done right, you gotta do it yourself.

1173

98

706257