PepsiCo Spent 14 Quarters And Billions Of Dollars Discovering That People With Stagnant Wages Cannot Afford $7 Doritos — A Peer Reviewed Analysis Of The Fucking Obvious

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Shrinflation didn't work to increase revenues.  Who knew?

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*High Pitched Mumbling

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Good God - it’s so angry.

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I pulled out an upvote from a Doritos bag :)

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Not sure why I picked up a bottle of this stuff, but tonight seems like a goodnight to try it, and also force my parents to try it with me. (my expectations are low)

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No Dorito Fingers If You Use Chopsticks

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Trash pandas don’t stand a Cheddar chance here…

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Hi, can I have one?

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Decisions decisions.

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Thought I would try something new for Lunch….what do you think?

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Delicious

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The kind that'll kick you in the nuts, I tell you hwat

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Baja Blast in every bite!

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Cool ranch upvote

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Mmm Doritos lip balm

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Doritos are bangin'

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Bring Back Fiery Habanero Doritos!!!

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Still proud in July!!!

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EAT ME

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I did a presentation at an elementary school recently and I had never heard of the stuff before, but the kids love it I guess...I just thought they would find this funny.

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whoops

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What should i eat with these besides chips?

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Not incorrect

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Is a good day

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Sure sex is good, but have you ever had Doritos dipped in hot, melted queso blanco?

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Flamin’ Hot Cool Ranch?

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Stuart (a.k.a. Marlowe the Feral kitty)

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Doritos Jacked 3D at Walmart (circa '15)

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My resolution for 2022 is to start the Tony Hawk diet. That’s where you hop on your skateboard first thing after you wake up then you slam a container of Doritos Go Snacks. Really looking forward to becoming the best me I can be in 2022!

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What does this mean??

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Everything is going to be just fine as long as I can get my Guacamole Doritos.

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This Sunday with every pizza order Pizza Hut will give you a free bag of Doritos tortilla chips and a chance to win 2 tickets to next years big game!

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I have no memory of these Doritos Go Snack containers. I’m surprised they didn’t catch on. They’re water resistant.

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Cool Branch

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Chip memes

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Since you're all bragging about some damn chip

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Dorito bill

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Bad Advice Dump

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I saved up special Ranch Doritos as a treat

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Upvote? Maybe?

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Summer games baby

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What kind of DORITOS are these??

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Apex seals ftl

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Last night I realized I work with a group of lawless savages.

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It’s a Doritos ad!

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If you had this setup in your room, life was good...

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For Japanese stuff.......pretty bloody got

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They actually did it..

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For severe burns, seek medical care immediately...

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Or was it?!

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Youchers

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Feels like 2021 gonna be a good year

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dorito tortilla with salsa

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In the darkest of times, a hero from days past re-emerges...

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We must find the Legendary DORO

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Trying to study

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You have my respect if you put doritos on a sandwich..

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Harry got himself a dorito.

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Everything is “personal” sized

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