How many Trump supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None. Trump says he already did it and they all stand there clapping in the dark.

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Frieren cosplay in the backyard. Thank gosh for privacy fences.

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Happy Heart’s Day!

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Daily elf  post (day 415)

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Daily elf  post (day 414)

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Alice in Chains

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I like to imagine that the guy who invented the umbrella was going to call it the "brella" - But he hesitated.

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Daily elf  post (day 413)

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Blood Elf

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Daily elf  post (day 410)

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Daily elf  post (day 409)

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1151

Whenever I lose my TV controller, I always find it in a remote location.

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Daily elf  post (day 408)

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The term"t-shirt" actually stands for something - "Tyrannosaurus Shirt" - because of the short arms.

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Daily elf  post (day 404)

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Daily elf  post (day 403)

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They say that dogs bark up to 350 times a day. Of course, that's just a ruff estimate ᵔᴥᵔ

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Daily elf  post (day 402)

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Daily elf  post (day 400)

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Daily elf  post (day 399)

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Daily elf  post (day 401)

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Elf glamour

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Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Because its “P” is silent.

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Tyrande Whisperwind Cosplay Night Elf Armor

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Daily elf  post (day 407)

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Daily elf  post (day 406)

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Who's the better elf?

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Daily elf  post (day 398)

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Daily elf  post (day 405)

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6

886

The 4 moods of Christmas

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480

My dad always told me about how his dog would run 2 miles just to get a stick he'd thrown - I always found that far fetched.

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Gall coblynnod chwarae rhan amlbwrpas mewn unrhyw grŵp... fel llewys ceiliog! °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

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When I started postin' here over a year ago I didn't think it would grow out to be this "thing" that I do almost daily. I love lewd art and silly puns but the whole reason I do this is YOU. Thank you! ♡

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Best Elf on a Shelf ever .....

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Shelfie in Las Vegas # 7

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Ducks love attacking my dog. Probably because he’s pure-bread.

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8

21000

I'm a cotton headed ninny muggins.

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Lewd

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Drow

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Oddhvass eyru ⋆˚✿˖°

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10

26757

Inktober 2025: 13 Drink

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6022

Did you hear about the girl who spontaneously evaporated? She will be mist :(

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Daily elf  post (day 412)

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I ate a kids meal at McDonald's today - His mom got really angry.

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40

28282

Color blindness is really interesting. I green a book about it yesterday.

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In anatomy class we had to assemble a human skeleton, and I hid one of the arm bones as a joke. No one found that humerus.

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There was a Roman emperor who never aged after he turned 19. His name was Constant Teen.

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Each time you light your lighter, your lighter gets lighter, until your lighter gets so light, it will not light.

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My girlfriend kept complaining “you’re always acting like a detective. I want to split up” so I said “that’s a good idea, we’ll cover more ground that way”

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Bicycles are never used post-apocalypse. It's always horses, which need 20,000 calories a day and can't be repaired with a spanner.

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when i say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today.

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Daily elf  post (day 411)

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Shelfie hanging out in Vegas

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It’s never too early to drink! That’s a lie made up by coffee companies!

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23361

What do you feel when you accidentally send out the same Morse Code twice? Remorse

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Daily elf  post (day 396)

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Leather armor is perfect for sneaking because it's literally made of hide.

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Shelfie in Vegas # 5

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The Psychic Fair has been canceled due to unforseen circumstances.

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