cock puncher

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4

16697

Breaking News!

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I know that’s right

438

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129415

The Onion - Those fools.

590

31

22700

Perfection

349

19

7547

"Sorry. The PS5 is two Washingtons and a Lincoln. I can give you a Metaverse gift card."

41

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2570

Don't do it Alyssa !

337

24

5633

The Onion: Tips for Observing Lent

46

18

1352

Satire

41

8

551

Political Profile: Pam Bondi

33

2

604

Kristi Noem On Renée Good Murder: ‘We Will Find The Immigrant Who Did This’

37

2

625

The Onion is my primary news source

53

8

4008

You Know This Happened Somewhere

351

15

7740

Most Americans can't locate where they are being deported to on a map

23

1

7532

Fight deportation illiteracy!

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7

99643

“Doctors”

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9

817

this actually sounds like something he'd say tho

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303

Curses don’t go away in 24 hours, buddy

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1127

Still seems like a good guy though

35

13

692

I missed the onion logo and went looking for additional source

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17144

About time

36

10

1437

The Onion Explains Myths About ICE

72

3

724

Light flannel is where it’s at but you do you, Autumn Man

17

10

728

I’ve been to Indiana recently, this is barely satire

37

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1118

FRITOlaysia

32

3

1432

Jeffrey Epstein is in his white Bronco, driving to Pedophile Island.

30

0

590

Welp I guess we fucked up the rapture

47

5

4116

Ben’s ice cream

47

8

1621

"It depends" Law

50

0

1292

Careful The Onion, you’re close to reality again

39

2

954

In the beninging, before Jacob Zuma.

8

3

2842

The Onion is on point again.

41

4

522

From "The Onion".

543

18

15547

Censorship of anything critical of trump

658

125

10071

Yo dawg, I heard you like meatballs

11

2

864

What do they know?!

23

2

739

Guns dont kill people

39

1

9617

Never Fear...

5

2

888

Illinois left them on read

20

4

940

We've been saying this all year.

756

35

13202

Hades Inferno Stadium

12

2

1217

He made the wrong choice

28

21

1348

Keep EATING

34

12

1364

GigSlave goes public

28

6

12398

NPS begins offering annual body dumping pass

30

5

885

Fighting bad fire with good fire.

352

64

14107

I knew it!

32

13

847

I bet they’re wearing funny tees under those serious black robes

17

2

725

The Onion does it again

230

19

4937

Oops!!

22

0

589

Shocking body cam footage out of Chicago

41

7

14996

Shocking Video Captures Calm Police Officers Handling Situation Nonviolently

34

6

21423

Trump Invites Jeffrey Epstein On Stage To Explain There No Conspiracy

43

1

608

Conspiracy prophecies

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26

9355

RFK Jr - An American Werewolf in America

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2

566

I actually work with someone who doesn’t own a TV

25

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1135

Refusing to smile - showing he's a toughie

7

4

908

Safe heaven

464

14

10515

Ted Cruz Had to be shamed to come cack from his vacation in Greece to attend to the dead people and children in his State

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6548