And I just snicker to myself, but its really inappropriate and certainly not a funny matter.
No Title.
Small towns suck
Just a little conversation starter
Unemployment is bad enough. Then there are these assholes.
A stupid good Sausage Leek Soup Recipe
Devils Proposal
Fuck it, lets make some ramen.
I cant be the only one.
I bought a pack of cigarettes today
...and your coffee mug day too
And you should too!
Sad Samus Noises
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I just remembered, he used to be the best Secret Santa.
Fuck it, lets make a Big Mac
Im making a Grimoire for my kids!
He was obvs breaking the law. Duh.
To all my married people during holiday season
14th Favorite
PSA
"This is your kid." This guy is hilarious.
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Stop everything you are doing and get yourself a tall glass of water. Like, right now.
For me the thing is that it's just boring..
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We dont Negotiate with Terrorists
I feel alone as a dad
Every once in a while I just gotta get this off my chest
You're not better than me.
The sun didnt come out in San Francisco today.
I was banned for a minute but support re enabled my account!!! Please enjoy a gigantic METROID fan art dump! I am so happy to have my account back.
I dont want your internet points. I want my friends back.
Canadian Quesadilla
Lots of shitposting. But lots going on. Keep it classy... I guess?
Where my IT guys at?!
Ghost crab
Spoiler alert: You're already paying for healthcare.
MOOD
Dont judge me for using "time outs"
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tap tap
It's my internet duty to threaten to do or to claim I have done anyone's mom. Period. No questions asked. I draw the line here.
Life
tap tap..
I just got laid off. I feel so bad for my team, they wont have anybody to look out for them.
Its pronounced gif, not gif.
I am respectfully asking for some shitty imgur feedback
New Moms + Grandma
What whaaaat?!?!
I don't want attention. I want to share hope.
We all have a relative that deserves to be interrupted with this while they're crowing whatever Carlson Tucker said last week at the dinner table.
FML
Do you want suicide bombers?
Story Time!