METROlD

272888 pts · April 6, 2020


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And I just snicker to myself, but its really inappropriate and certainly not a funny matter.

Points 15
Comments 13
Views 851

No Title.

Points 3144
Comments 244
Views 107586

Small towns suck

Points 15
Comments 12
Views 960

Just a little conversation starter

Points 30
Comments 31
Views 1168

Unemployment is bad enough. Then there are these assholes.

Points 1116
Comments 59
Views 73755

A stupid good Sausage Leek Soup Recipe

Points 45
Comments 7
Views 1558

Devils Proposal

Points 38
Comments 44
Views 1768

Fuck it, lets make some ramen.

Points 73
Comments 11
Views 2548

I cant be the only one.

Points 1118
Comments 149
Views 74155

I bought a pack of cigarettes today

Points 836
Comments 135
Views 66964

...and your coffee mug day too

Points 139
Comments 45
Views 5604

And you should too!

Points 33
Comments 5
Views 1116

Sad Samus Noises

Points 48
Comments 29
Views 1906

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Comments 2
Views 225

I just remembered, he used to be the best Secret Santa.

Points 11
Comments 7
Views 966

Fuck it, lets make a Big Mac

Points 27
Comments 5
Views 1458

Im making a Grimoire for my kids!

Points 29
Comments 2
Views 1286

He was obvs breaking the law. Duh.

Points 21
Comments 1
Views 831

To all my married people during holiday season

Points 22
Comments 41
Views 1216

14th Favorite

Points 1679
Comments 110
Views 121168

PSA

Points 39
Comments 14
Views 1783

"This is your kid." This guy is hilarious.

Points 28
Comments 12
Views 950

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Points 1424
Comments 173
Views 89689

Stop everything you are doing and get yourself a tall glass of water. Like, right now.

Points 23
Comments 17
Views 1512

For me the thing is that it's just boring..

Points 2008
Comments 271
Views 129852

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Points 28
Comments 22
Views 1056

We dont Negotiate with Terrorists

Points 1649
Comments 184
Views 134503

I feel alone as a dad

Points 10
Comments 4
Views 585

Every once in a while I just gotta get this off my chest

Points 1288
Comments 57
Views 42207

You're not better than me.

Points 51
Comments 41
Views 1899

The sun didnt come out in San Francisco today. 

Points 6
Comments 2
Views 287

I was banned for a minute but support re enabled my account!!! Please enjoy a gigantic METROID fan art dump! I am so happy to have my account back.

Points 1224
Comments 137
Views 96793

I dont want your internet points. I want my friends back.

Points 1183
Comments 102
Views 96852

Canadian Quesadilla

Points 3
Comments 4
Views 304

Lots of shitposting. But lots going on. Keep it classy... I guess?

Points 59
Comments 12
Views 3186

Where my IT guys at?!

Points 1547
Comments 306
Views 56721

Ghost crab

Points 3
Comments 0
Views 478

Spoiler alert: You're already paying for healthcare. 

Points 11
Comments 18
Views 610

MOOD

Points 4
Comments 2
Views 327

Dont judge me for using "time outs"

Points 46
Comments 48
Views 1759

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Comments 10
Views 516

tap tap

Points 93
Comments 6
Views 3389

It's my internet duty to threaten to do or to claim I have done anyone's mom. Period. No questions asked. I draw the line here.

Points -4
Comments 5
Views 299

Life

Points 55
Comments 5
Views 2532

tap tap..

Points 7968
Comments 202
Views 65352

I just got laid off. I feel so bad for my team, they wont have anybody to look out for them.

Points 1021
Comments 223
Views 80425

Its pronounced gif, not gif.

Points 1198
Comments 223
Views 145634

I am respectfully asking for some shitty imgur feedback

Points 1115
Comments 283
Views 128573

New Moms + Grandma

Points 120
Comments 71
Views 4445

What whaaaat?!?!

Points 4
Comments 0
Views 8758

I don't want attention. I want to share hope.

Points 30
Comments 13
Views 1154

We all have a relative that deserves to be interrupted with this while they're crowing whatever Carlson Tucker said last week at the dinner table.

Points 57
Comments 27
Views 1518

FML

Points 32
Comments 32
Views 1033

Do you want suicide bombers?

Points 38
Comments 12
Views 812

Story Time!

Points 8
Comments 3
Views 424
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