lilmax
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Sep 13, 2017 4:50 PM
lilmax
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Therunningbalcony
Slips ring on finger and everyone starts living in a game world
NerdN1
Go with a ring of +2 charisma.
lazyboomerang
Wisdom
Wrongleveeeeeeer
Obligatory "fun at parties" comment. But, like...mad respect +1
SpecialContainmentProcedures
Takes off ring, -2 intelligence. Says yes again. Infinite loop.
SwedishBalls
But there's still anal, right?
Inappropriator
I bet you never fucked a girl in the ass, or in the pussy for that matter, hahahah!
Appollin
Takes it off, switches ring, says yes again, + 2 libido. Greatly improved fun for years to come
BiteTheHandsThatThieve
Is +2 libido the same as casting a +6 wetness spell?
yourcreepyunclefriendly
Only if your a level 14 wizard
Skizzlesnap
More like gains 10 lbs and loses all sex drive.
Draciella
Sad but true....
Edgezard
This is why you identify your rings with a scroll first.
FlipTheCouch
Just 10?
1Plebian
Someone post a Noob Noob gif
ResoluteDuck
Wrongleveeeeeeer
10 pounds is basically eating thanksgiving dinner. And sex drive lowers over time for lots of reasons.
Skizzlesnap
10 lbs is basically the entire Thanksgiving dinner. And sex drives lower but the biggest hit always seems to happen after marriage.
Hubbington
Man also gains 10 pounds, loses hair, stops using basic hygiene, midlife crisis, spends money on frivolous things. It can go either way.
Falos
Fair enough, but it sounds like there was a middle request to... use a wig?
bananatoast
Farts at the dinner table.
gakio12
Losing your hair isn't something you can control...
rhymeswithspareiguana
Sometimes neither is weight gain depending on hormone and if kids are involved.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED2
My wife did the opposite. Lost weight fucked more.
FlatPlutoSociety
Yeah, thanks for marrying her, dude.
PrincessDonaldTrumpBANNED2
Just wish she'd use a smaller strap on
Gasnia
Sounds like a good time. Don't pass it up.