I work in healthcare, I can't just leave at clock out time.
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Laser eyes! Also our two new rescues seem to be fitting in
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99% sure that I found a gremlin on Craig's list.
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Don' judge me
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Some random user sent me nudes. Wasn't the gender of my preference, but at least someone was thinking of me!
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Murder machine. She only likes the softest pettings. She will bite your face off if you pet to hard.
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Meow
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I was able to type emojies into the meme generator. This was pointless.
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At least it's a dull night.
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Thats a plump weasel
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Unsolicited
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Sorry for the selfie
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Yup
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Maybe its him, not me.
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Just a reminder that there is ZERO evidence of collusion with Russia
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Dunno
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I didn't realize teen titans go was so popular
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I hear they were put there by a man who works down town
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☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺☺
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Damn wife got in the way and stole some
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And I was able to run 10 miles non stop for the first time, slow miles, but I did it.
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Because daughters in the sims don't try to summon Diablo when they make s'mores. (Daughters and I play lots of Diablo 2 and 3)
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