String cheese could outsmart the US at this point

Feb 10, 2026 11:50 AM

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I mean the bar ain't very high ..

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With trump they need to dumb it down.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

That’s a really fucking low bar

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Putin, an ex-KGB intelligence officer who fought several wars and is known to interfere with elections in US and Europe, believes he can outsmart Trump, an ex-TV show presenter, a failed business man, and a coward who dodged the draft? You don't say

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

They could just but dizzy Don another peace medal, that should keep him distracted.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

if pedo don is still in charge by then, then yeah they could

2 months ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 1

Like stealing candy from a baby

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Considering who we have leading our negotiations. They have a greater than average chance of succeeding.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

LOL, I remember during the election cycle leading to Trump term one, that a Redditor was insisting Trump would negotiate circles around Putin with his business skills.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A slug could outsmart the BLOAT FOTUS orange taco

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The dirt they have on trump must be some pretty dark shit

2 months ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 2

Oh, it‘s dark. Blackened out by the FBI in all those documents.

2 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

A cow with a cardboard box stuck on its head could outsmart the US right now.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Welp, with Donnie at the helm the Russians certainly can and will outsmart the US.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I kind of doubt anyone except probably the Ukrainians want the war to end. It's printing money for the MIC and letting countries collect all sorts of real world data on new technology and tactics. This is the Russo-Japanese War of our time.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 4

Of course we Europeans want the war to stop, but not by any conditions. Sadly russians don't understand nothing but power, so if they can claim victory by even tiny bit of new land, it will embolden them. They will raise the new cattle to kill in the battlefield, then go again to Ukraine, or maybe the baltics or Finland or Poland.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Was gonna make a remark but it's already in the title.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It was a happy accident, I swear.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Your reminder Putin supported Donald Trump because he hated and feared Hillary Clinton. https://www.politico.com/story/2016/07/clinton-putin-226153

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I mean… If you've seen the guy in charge of The US, that's kind of a good asessment.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why trim off the timestamp?

2 months ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 2

So people can do some math first thing in the morning to figure out when this article was published.

(Fat fingers and low visibility, I added the source that I also forgot when I posted)

2 months ago | Likes 37 Dislikes 10

Does it need one?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Always.

2 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Yeah, they can. But the Ukrainians likely won't budge. They didn't when we demanded all their minerals and called that a deal.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm 90% sure it was literally a deal made to be rejected though so they could say they tried and stay out of it.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This isn't a big lift: My tabby cat can outsmart the US right now.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

“Outsmart” what are they sending a naked mole rat for the negotiations.

2 months ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 1

Epileptic goldfish. Still firing on more neurons than that guy.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Outsmart the POTUS (PedophiIe Of the United States)? How could that be possible, he's a "very stable genius", isn't he?

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

My grandmother can outsmart Trump and she never finished high school. She's also been dead for 22 years.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I am confident my cat could outsmart trump

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Outsmart the guy and the ghostwriter for “The art of the deal” ?? Meh.. good luck with that 😜

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Outsmart? Where is the smart to take out in the current administration?

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

StarWars

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Are you simply amused, was this secretly a test or are you just being contrarian?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With the current president, is it really considered "outsmarting"?

2 months ago | Likes 536 Dislikes 1

More like milking. Trump milks Putin.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Underdumbing?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I hate seeing all the typos journalists get to print these days. Editor should've shot back the note "you meant buttfucking." So unprofessional

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

The fact that he's our President is proof they've already outsmarted us... they Epstein'd all the Republicans who now vote whatever Russia wants them to.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

The correct term is"bribing"

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"Thinking" they can outsmart trump is like me thinking I can smash an ant on the sidewalk with my foot.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s a battle of wits against an unarmed opponent

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Any other elderly person, I would be disgusted with someone taking advantage of someone with severe dementia buuut in this case, we must remember, A) he started as a Russian asset and B) fuck that pedophilic ghoul

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not really since Russia owns tRump

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

No it's called being handed the investment you paid for

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Kind of on the sane level as pretending to throw the ball when they didn't. Doing trump a heck of a bamboozel.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Outstupid

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

> 0

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

More like “conspiring”. Trump is playing on Putin’s team.

2 months ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Not anymore. Now that trump knows the Epstein files can't touch him he's happy to try to be the one on top and bend putin over. Look at how much economic damage the us has been causing Russia lately. He's no longer on Putin's team, they're just playing the same game. And in this game, it's who's the biggest strongest boy in the ball pit. Tiny dick energy flapping limply in the wind.

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

He clearly said "outsmart" as a euphemism for "buy."

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Technically beating your kids, nephews, nieces, and grandchildren at checkers or chess is outsmarting them. No one said that it has to be a fair contest.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It is. It's just not hard to do. But, you know, it's still basketball when you're dunking on 5 year olds

2 months ago | Likes 87 Dislikes 0

Truly an expert analysis.

2 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Is that comparison fair? A 5yo is less likely to be in a diaper.

2 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

I do see your point.

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

It seems to me the Ukraine is ending the war in Ukraine by systematically destroying the Russian army. This was supposed to be a 3-day thing, remember? The Russians are actually running out if Russians to go get slaughtered, apparently now on foot because they're essentially out of armor.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Unfortunately this is not the reality, and it's dangerous to be complacent. The Ukrainians are drafting teenagers; this is a desperate all-out defense and they're still losing ground. Russia will always have more bodies to throw into the meat grinder, and Ukraine at large is badly hurting from Russian attacks on infrastructure. Saying "oh Ukraine is winning :)" is naive and undermines continued Western support. If they're winning, why do they need so much help?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 6

Because when you're the defender a stalemate is winning. Like Afghanistan or Vietnam they don't have to bleed all of Russia dry, just enough that political support collapses.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

First, the idea a random imgur comment talking about how bloody incompetent the Russian offense has been and how the Russians are sending out 60-year olds on foot because their tanks and young men are all dead is insanity.

Second - yes, Russia has historically had a huge advantage in numbers. They're losing it, and will kill themselves as a country if they keep it up. Turning the world against themselves with this show of incompetence was a mistake on their part.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Ukraine is doing fantastically well for being a country attacked by such a huge adversary.

They are winning - barely - but at great cost. Russia's usual strategy is to throw bodies at a problem and overwhelm it - but the bodies they are throwing at it now are old men on foot. That can't last forever.

The Ukraine absolutely needs and is getting western help. And will continues to do so.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Drafting teenagers". What a strange way to say that the mandatory mobilization age starts at 25 but they started a program that involves voluntary, incentivized recruitment for 18-24 year olds (free university education, financial bonuses). That program is basically a copy of the US' recruitment program.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I will assume that you agree with the rest of what I said, since you didn't address it.

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 4

I hear the hoofbeats of a Gish gallop.

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0