Hollywood script writers are salivating over the details
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To quote the great Leslie Nielsen: “Nice Beaver”
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It is Taco Tuesday, and yes I mean the real ones
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Did Jeremy Clarkson write this article?
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Soooo looks like Iran got the upper hand?
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That tracks, both for republicans and twitter
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Many people are saying it, the best people are saying it
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I know about a dozen by heart
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Wile E Coyote co-wrote this article
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I bet his password was Trump2025
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I’m starting to think that Easter is not about the eggs
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I had a “your mom” joke for this and I lost it
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(Cries in Samsquanch)
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Always has been
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Rise n shine MFs
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I want off this planet
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The second sip activates your payload
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How much is that in freedom units?
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Rise n shine MFs
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Golf cart
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Time to start using a straw instead of of bills to snort lines
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Plans are for suckers and losers
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Iran was ready for this, the US assumed they can Leroy Jenkins their way through this
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Couch Porn Aficionados Convention
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Hint: They’re in Mar A Lardo
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The straits are in great shape
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Rise n shine MFs
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It’s one gallon of gas, Michael. What could it cost, $10 dollars?
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Ride n shine mfs
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Bernie isn’t wrong, but I’ve had some bomb food from establishments that can’t pass a food safety inspection.
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He’s not top shelf MAGA but I’ll take it
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USA: Hold my beer
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Wyoming hates women
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Repost of my rendition of an OC
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People buy things from ads in apps?
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I missed my 7th cake day
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Is it because they have lost 28 special elections, and failed to flip a single seat?
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Well, look on the bright side
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I get the sentiment, but it frustrates me that this is the only thing that motivates people to speak up
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You say descent…..
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Repost of a serious post
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My dogs run my sleep schedule
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Work was absolutely insufferable today
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It’s because everything runs on diesel
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Read it in a Boston accent
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Ken Jennings is on fire lately
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This sign is for me
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Rise n Shine MFs
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Back to regular depression, with extra daylight
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I can’t stop reading this over and over
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It is Monday after all
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I always assumed it an American invention, I stand corrected
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What are they going to do? Call the time cops?
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Hmm, interesting
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BUT WHAT ABOUT DECORUM?!?!
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Shop is now closed
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Jesus: “I’m already nailed to a cross, WTF man?”
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And for the 50th time, AWS is a separate thing from Amazon prime
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How do you say, No shit Sherlock, but politely?
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Speaking on behalf of people who speak multiple languages, we’re ok with this
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