unknownusernamenotknown
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This guys sister sucks.
Or Maybe she doesn't.
Oct 29, 2017 3:46 AM
unknownusernamenotknown
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Or Maybe she doesn't.
Mynamejeff6969
Pranked
bigdog1983
starrychloe
You could've taken the simple precaution of locking the door.
FireEmoji
Read this as "Sister wants in..."
UltraBooster
Your sister sounds like a real bitch. Whats her number?
NotAnUberUsername
Your sis sounds like her future husband will be wanking a lot..
RetardAIert
So... what kind?
garvamel
top notch parents there, awesome.
Heisanevilgenius
Can I just say I appreciate OP putting "This guy's sister" so no one mistakes it as OC? Good on you, OP
unknownusernamenotknown
I tried but it didn't work. Can't give credit to OP because I can't find the post it was 2 years ago.
Winterous
What kind of sister doesn't give him a hand?
CaptainMiffles
Jesus dude that's fucking disgusting, you've been watching way too much porn if you think that shit would happen. a good sister gives head.
malakim
Her not sucking is the reason the poor guy has to masturbate in the first place.
Superchief86
And then the whole bus applauded.
Reviire
I want to know what type of porn it was, come on @OP
unknownusernamenotknown
Not my OC. But original OP said it was vanilla lesbian porn.
DangOlBoomhauer
How is this front page of Imgur?
Jaqdakloun
This story is all wrong, that's not how this is supposed to end, or do I watch too much porn ?
thisisnottheusernameurlookingfor
Did you finish?
Stupidusername42069
I was expecting a different plot twist, guess I need to ease off porn....
LamarTheHeadhumper
Naw man, until you find your way to gay beastiality, you good
CaptainMiffles
shit.
sparkywires200212
Lock the door perhaps? No?
axtonthecomando55
Porn? Hell a Walmart flyer model does it for me.
Racealistic
Hahahha
Loveshead2
There's only one good response, "I do it everywhere, stop shaming me! I hate you and I was thinking about your friend Grace!"
SexuallyAwkwardDonkey
Trying to work out if your taking credit for that, or if you think we all know it's Rick and Morty
Loveshead2
That shouldn't take you long. It's not really funny w/o the reference.
RobertsHamburgers
Mind your own business #MYOB learn it, live it, love it
ienjoysayingthewordfuck
Nothing wrong with nugget porn
aleister94
@merryfellowlurker you stole this post I know this because I got 2 very high point comments the last time it was posted
unknownusernamenotknown
Are you mad, bro?
unknownusernamenotknown
That why I said this guys sister.
Surishorisho
Why is it a problem that this was a repost? its not like the OP claimed it was their creation nor is it copyrighted material
kruiik
This is a standard on familys side, but also - lock the damn door.
shiyal
JamieSmyth
Meanwhile my sister makes up lies about me having sex with my boyfriend in the shower, and my parents believe her
CaptainMiffles
weird... my girlfriends mum actually suggested we shower together when we weren't sure whether we needed to be stealthy. she's pretty cool.
JamieSmyth
afterwards my mum did eventually say that we could have sex anywhere we wanted....except for her bed. Which is fair.
johaan89
who doesn't have sex in their shower with their SO
Attackbob118
Good on the family, sister was a bitch,
AcolyteofPizza
jomama64
It's called a loop, brah
Tanishh
Nope. That’s when I begin my research and locate the full thing, or at least a 5-10 min long version. Bruh.
fbutt09
That my friend is the real dangers that face us in our modern technological society.
ChameleonFacedGoon
r/p*rninfifteenseconds
AcolyteofPizza
He's not the hero we wanted, but he was
ChameleonFacedGoon
not trying to get banned lol
AcolyteofPizza
The risk was worth the fake internet points ????
ChameleonFacedGoon
didn't do it for the points. Did it to spread the love
Welve
Brazilian fart porn followed by Asian girls puking in each others mouths
candar
Pfft two videos. Dig a little deeper! They have puking Asians in Brazil.
HarryFrumvrk
Yeah, but what are their motivations? How does it drive the story forward?
Unverified
Stopppppp
IOnlyFavouriteBunniesAndRats
Keep going...
TrizzNathaniel
Oooh, imports
Mayz9001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=enisEolQXnw
itsreallyhardtofindausernamethatisnttaken
eleventy5
AcolyteofPizza
fbutt09
Challenge accepted
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
whoopsywoo
sauce?
Munnin41
South park, dunno which episode. Its about the internet being gone
Vyrro
They gotta whole mess of internet out californey way
yourbassist
yourbassist
It makes me sad that none of the other commenters caught that joke.
infernopg
https://i.giphy.com/media/1482hCQhu36bq8/giphy-facebook_s.jpg
FloppyPancakeWarrior
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
Hairarse
CrocodileDunphy
I just puked a little in my own mouth visualizing that
Gibenitural
You don't watch SouthPark, then?
Goodmerlinpeen
HOT
mynewestusername
Nothing wrong with those. Maybe some health issues, but as long as everyone consents.
ZerixTheArcticFox
TheManFromHere
Wait, did you watch that shit?
ZerixTheArcticFox
newimgurscreenname
Out of curiosity I went to pornhub for the first time. There is a shocking amount of fart porn out there.
Lavengro
Yeah, yeah. First time. Yeah, yeah you were shocked. Your genitals are now like raw steak but your going to church so it’s all okay.
newimgurscreenname
Lol. No, I love porn, but I'm a woman, so I'm geared more towards dirty stories rather than video and if I do watch video, it's pretty 1/2
newimgurscreenname
Specific stuff depending on my mood, so I just google that until I find what I'm looking for.
fbutt09
Is that not just "two girls, one cup"? Nothing can get more vile than that. Can not unsee!
SuperConner
Buddy, you've seen nothing
fbutt09
Buddy, in which case I'm very much content then.
CaptainMiffles
ooh yes it can. i dunno what it was called but there was some shock porn involving an group of asians drinking lots of puke and liquid shit.
UsuallySpecial
You clearly haven’t seen the full version of two girls one cup - that’s exactly what happens, except the group is two.
CaptainMiffles
i never made it more than a few seconds into 2g1c. i closed the tab after they started licking it. this thing had no intro. and like 6 girls
Hairarse
Assert dominance maintain eye contact and finish.
Deficek
FINISH HER!
AcolyteofPizza
DidntGetTheReference
Invite her in to fix your sink and well you know the rest..
Hairarse
My next door neighbor must not watch porn, she asked if I could fix her sink, I’ve been here an hour and I’m still fixing her sink.
DidntGetTheReference
Instructions unclear, dick stuck in neighbours forcet.
ILiekToCookAndBake
My kind of guy right here.
PetitChocolat
jacky780001
You know what, there actually was such scene in that Tilda Swinton film. She was mother of Kevin and opened door when he was masturbating.
Freakayou
Ch4rl1e97
Wtf is the context of this gif
metaldragon92
Movie called we need to talk about Kevin. Kevin is crazy
iamwang
Do they end up talking about him?
metaldragon92
Actually no, they talk to him though.
Imstruttinmyasslikeidontcare
There is really a gif for everything
Fishticuffs
Freakayou