Fishticuffs

144299 pts · June 14, 2014


The meme is just a weakness of the collective mind to be exploited for its exports of piss, and I will be there to take the piss.

Harry Potter and the Floofiest Phoenix

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Quote from literally every single person in this country.

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Social distancing protects the community. The Darwin award will go to us all.

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Don't worry.  The virus dies instantly on contact with cat fur. No chance of it transmitting.

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Congratulations to David Bowie for his remarkable transformation into Womanhood.

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Cancer patients when the nurses are only allowed one paper mask per 12 hour shift.

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I didn't want to talk to you before the pandemic, Susan.

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Recovery happens with everybody or with nobody. 

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I'm sure that they'll be relieved to relinquish that unnecessary control over their workers.

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Any recommendations?

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It's taken years, but I finally managed it.

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I think this meme works better without text.

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It's time to make a stand for freedom!

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The end is just the beginning

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That didn't last long.

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:O

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Well?

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I must say, it was refreshing.

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Now that we have favorites folders...

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MFW season 7s deaths hit a little too hard.

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Totally Looks Like

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Testing out a new wine.  So far i think it's working, but I need to run more tests.

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Cause I lost count at one about 3 or 4 times by now.

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I understand quality in a way that you just can't.

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MRW they meant the other left.

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I get it.  You have kids.

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I finally got the shot.

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It's coarse and rough and stimulating and bursts of flavor go everywhere.

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Where's the LAMB SAUCE?

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MRW I get a random DM on imgur

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Maybe you're just a shitty pet owner.

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Honestly, I'm surprised that the level of maturity and quality is as high as it is.

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Shop around.  Do research.  Put in some effort.  Don't settle for garbage.

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Cat Dump

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MRW the project that I've been working on for a month fails, and I now have no gift for the birthday celebration in 1 week.

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If we don't learn from the first airing, we are doomed to reruns.

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E = MCᵛᵃᵍᶦⁿᵃ

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He seemed cross.

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Must be those pesky lesbians.

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That look of inquisitive terror though.

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Sorry to bring up such a hot button topic.

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It's stupid

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MRW anything happens on the news these day.

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If a chicken ate another chicken, which chicken would taste like chicken?

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lol

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I have a piece of toast that needs this information immediately.

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It's a cats 22

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shitpost is life

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It's not that hard.

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Share the answer with the next person who will have your issue.

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