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Mar 28, 2026 3:37 AM
SkyPigeon123
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HowlingRollercoaster2
Wait until it shits on your handle
nadorou
The heron we need
allenvasher3000
It is good luck
Kazpur81S
…..ah, a side quest
myf10
Every damn day!
Ostegonation
In birb law that's his bike now.
mumbojumbo29
Walk i guess
AtmaDarkwolf
Your his uber(or he thought so) - you must take him to his destination to receive the reward.
BenjyX55
It wants your fish.
StephenDaniels
He might have a quest.
REOJackwagon
You mean on his bike
NeatoJuanito
Yeah, bro done lost his bike
Sherpafish
That's your spirit animal, from here-on.
BlueCoyote42
The timing on these live action remakes is getting nuts. 'The Boy and the Heron' only came out like a year ago.
twelvoclocklevel
night heron
OleOleBiscuitBarrel
On my phone it first looked like the bird was standing in the crosswalk and not on the handlebar, and I thought ‘you’re right, I wouldn’t get near that thing either’
SwissScars
Hood Ornaments are making a come-back.
dirtyFrenchman
No egrets about taking that picture.
WickedSludge
You're gonna Egret having your bike overtaken
todaytomorrowwillbeyesterday
I love a good play on words
JaceCameron
Heheheh I egret it! Hahahahahahaha
trigonman3
thatwoodguy
Great blue herons Nest together in rookies in the trees. Out here on the West Coast you can always hear them raising a den. Very hard Birds to photograph as you can't really get near them when they're out standing around looking for fish
GODzillaFH
Looks like this is from Japan, so the task is pretty clear here: Whip out your paper and brush, then paint it!
extraDimensionalAnxiety
That is clearly an 8 foot tall bird standing in the crosswalk.
JJohnston94
This reminds me of the huge wood stork that was blocking the path at Gatorland in Orlando. How do you make him get out of the way without upsetting him?
CertifiedBonerDonor
Looks Zeus has a quest for you
BlastyMcBlastblast
you must solve his riddles before you may proceed
Poppypoppoppop
TheGodEmperorOfChaos
The great Heron has chosen you for this task, do not disappoint.
DragonBjorne
Your word is, “Heron.”
wurth
You have a feeling you would have been followed
schwaulen
I egret nothing!
Essart78
You're going nowhere, from heron.
heavyliquid
Shame they’re using the Nazi AI to translate
LadyGreybird
Can this bird be hugged? Is this a huggable bird?
sometimesarobot
I don't think they're particularly aggressive beyond nest defense, but they got pointy beaks and can stab you with it
IlIIII
Birds aren’t real. Thats a government spy drone.
mouse209
Exactly. Look at those long antennas. That's your typical B1-RD 5G range extender.
IlIIII
Omnidirectional burbs are the worst
stupidbastardinutah
Looks like a Great Blue Heron
RealityInflicted
Herons, stilettos with wings.
foxybelle
Its a black crowned night heron.
iBoulderDash
Eh, it's adequate at best.
mmontour
I would have said Night Heron.
ILikeFood2000
Master of the karate and friendship
BMANN
Birds perching on bikes has always been a strange case to me.
FrankGrenadine
Doesn’t look like Gil Scott-Heron
WorstCommentEver
It’s definitely a heron but I’m not sure it’s a blue heron.
SlayerOfGoat
More like a Great Blue Heron My Bike, amirite???
CaldariBob
Grey heron: https://www.japannatureguides.com/wild-watch/grey-heron-master-of-japans-wetlands
FiftyShadesOfArugula
Not just Japan's wetlands. They're all over temperate Eurasia
ps238principal
It doesn't look that great at being blue. Unless that's its emotional state?
EmergencyDonut
Could also be what happens at family friendly bars after 11 pm
frozenlake247
Most blue birds aren’t blue by normal pigments so in low light the blue isn’t nearly as visible. Blue herons aren’t generally vivid blue to begin with (more grey-blue like a cloudy sky) so in low orange-yellow light it’s not surprising the blue isn’t very visible.
conMan76
I think he lost his drill...
lordsupafly
If the OP is a boy, I believe the heron is trying to take the Boy to a magical world where he can meet his mom before she died...
stukajr
Miyazaki entered the chat...
SeasonCat
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1cnc3Mjd5ZjVwMjkzZHJ6eWE1dXN2N2xldzBqM2RpeGp6Mm84eGQ2diZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/tnYri4n2Frnig/200w.webp
monsster
Fun fact. They call it a waterbird, but it's actually sort of a predator. Apart from fish, they also eat mice, frogs, ducklings and even baby bunny rabbits.
mormacil
Fun fact, horses also eat birds and mice. Everything is on a spectrum.
Bugdaze
A true dinosaur
BrdCdn
Yeah they hang out around the shore. I think they'll eat just about anything they can fit in their mouths.
711isAnInsideJob
I bet it would eat a human baby if you offered it one
Probablyimaginary
If it fits, its food. They're all just limited by the size of their mouth and stomach.