Probablyimaginary

83131 pts ยท February 25, 2018


Being altruistic in a modern society requires a certain set of skills. I don't have them. So instead I'm AL-troll-ISTIC...trolling for the little guys, trolling for unions, trolling for basic human rights. Altrollism is me. ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ ~~ Zing the Amazing There was a wizard named Zing the Amazing and he wanted to save the world so he made a box and put all the worlds suffering into it. The box was so small but very heavy. Zing could not lift the box. He wondered what could be inside. Upon inspection it had a normal box lid so he opened it. The suffering inside the box was so great that he had no hope of getting the lid to fit back on.... So he sat next to his creation, his box and began to observe. Some people didn't notice any changes in the world, or Zing for that matter. They continued their days. Unchanged, unaware there was suffering to begin with. Some people stopped and upon glancing into the box would stay there motionless, staring into the suffering until they themselves got absorbed into the box. *poof* Some got angry and fought with Zing, for the exposure to such a horrible box enraged them and they knew not what to do with those emotions. And some people suggested Zing even make a coin or two showing off his box. Zing knew now he hadn't saved anyone. His box had changed absolutely nothing.

A Succulent Speech

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Keeping these away from children

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How it feels...

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Keep it up Cali

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Where's OSHA?

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FYBD DAY!

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Junk drawer dump

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Cake day 8 randoms

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STEM dump

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Shame....shameeeeeeeeeee the nonbelievers

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Fun Dump!

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No reason

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1st dump in 6 months

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Folks just trying to survive...

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Phragmidium rubi-idaei

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I is ham star

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Thin Blue Line Freezes Over?

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Fafafafa and a FO

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Watch me whip, watch me blasphe-may-may...

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Marcelo is missing!

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...so far

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Becky look at that frog.

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A cursed image dump to save my phones soul.

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Weeeeee-zooooom

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Instant ka-ka-karma!

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And a palate cleanser.

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Microdose my dump.

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Just a bump?

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Times up oligarchs.

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Stolen idea, original background.

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Pretty American.

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Voidesque wailing

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The HAMBORG

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Banatronanaphy Madness

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Nonsense for Nonsense lovers! Yay!

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Careful acorn folks!

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Morning shit thoughts.

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Subtleties...

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Worst Funeral Ever

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Most random nostalgia

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History of STI treatments

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Dumperooooski!

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Welcome to the apocalypse.

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Not stolen, LIBERATED! A dump!

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Stop crashing!

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Who you gunna call? Dumpbusters!

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My very 1st commission.

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Maybe it's just gas...a dump

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Uncategorized dump for mommy.

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Happy 29th Original ?

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My hobby is the shitpost.

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Comments 6
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I don't have a face. Have a dump instead.

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When the search engine knows your high.

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