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Nov 26, 2017 12:40 PM
HamJenkins
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HughWattmeight
What is a bank password?
FunctioningWorkaholic
What’s so bad about Nebraska?
Every1friend
hes saying all the robbers are black because that wouldn't work for a white robber
Janusha
THIS was the best part of this guys entire standup gig?
Ernlyherp
No-gooder?
TheManicBeauty
Awe, he looks like a chubby Dean Winchester
lnsertWittyNameHere
AlexZampa85
JTheGiant
He kinda looks like Ted Cruz
TooFoolForCool
Not going to lie, just saw him live, and I have to say that I just didn't find him very funny. Odd delivery.
GoingBallsOutGetsYouArrested1
He looks like a butch lesbian. Like Tammy from 60 Days In
Crimson3
What's so wrong with the word Nintendooooooh!
manaana
Racism is more than a word
KerkylasOfAndros
What a great joke, has it all: un-PCness, stealth self depreciation(makes you feel smart) , dumbness, obliviousness, the twist.
YouThinkThatsBad
TIL ATMs have keyboards
AntiCircleJerker
Not a fan of his politics, but Ted Cruz's standup is on point.
WesleySnipesAccountant
Lol I thought it was Ted Cruz at first too
FishDimension
What the doodle is a bank password?
eljopo
I remember seeing this live. Lol
caffeineandcreatine
His voice is unbearable
magicpocket
His deli every is so weird. I can’t tell if he’s nervous or if that’s just his voice
YoLiGe
That's kinda living on the edge don't you think?
boobearrooroo
And now many people are inspired to use that as their password, easiest year for hackers.
TheActualMalloryArcher
Thats not hacking. Also, if they are brute-forcing a password, it doesnt matter if they are all the same.
StonesOnTheHill
And that's the reason you use three or more racial slurs all mashed together.
bondulancedispatcher
FaceDeGogglue
Obviously he gets robbed by a blackman.
DesmondDodger
I agree this is stereotyping black people which means its a racist joke
EvyAtmaca
Wait... he‘s going to change his password to N- word assuming that person robbing him will be black? Well ... that’s racist!
keyblader1985
"If I were being robbed by a black man"
BahamutBBob
Bosco!
PBandBJ
But when you have to give your bank password to customer service... Awkward
AsAHistorian
If your bank customer service asks you to do this, stop talking to them. They're not your bank, they're scammers.
SendMeReplicasOfYourDick
You never have to do this.
fpierce1997
Savage!
TheOlsenTwins
This joke is a decade old. When he was last on the show.
diligentimugarian
Good comedy never gets old.
CheeseBelongsInTheKitten
Funny coming from the Olsen Twins.
IOnlyFavoriteDickButtAndImNotEvenMad
We all know you're just one person moving back and forth very fast!
Elroydb
True but I still think it is funny
ewdontlookatme
Who is this?
Pollutacorn
Ralph Machio
fatherofhooligans
Joe Machi
otchyirish
Some fucking nagger.
lobozo
The zodiac killer
Zoltar666
Some ventriloquist dummy that went solo
yumyums
Darude Sandstorm
DrHotdogs
You
igniskonig
Drek258
Slightly thinner clone of Bobby Moynihan.
TheSublimelyMagnificentJechtUsernameMarkIII
Ted Cruz
chillpigeon
If Ted Cruz were a human lesbian
TransGirlsDoItBetter
MahoganyGuy
jetflight
Joe Machi, comedian and former Frightened Correspondent.
paigezero
Former? He still looks pretty frightened.
jetflight
Yes, but as a correspondent, he's former. Red Eye is cancelled entirely, and I don't think he ever made an appearance with Tom Shillue.
CheshirePhoenix
He was a competitor on Last Comic Standing in, I think, 2014? I dunno if he won though.
FckYoGrapes
I think Rod Man won that year
skribs
He didn't win, but I thought he was the funniest that year
CheshirePhoenix
Yeah, he should’ve won.
pirate4lifes
YES! Now I know his bank password!
trymaddaD
Nougat
samsonguy920
He probably changed it to the c-word after this
Imalwaysready
Joke's on you. He's a comedian. He's broke.
dragonfliesfantasize
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unpopularopinionlord
Naggers?
Janusha
Judging by the quality of his standup, there wont be much there. Also I think you may need his card too.
YankeeBomb4
NAGGERS!
GarrickWhaley
You just know he has that word in there somewhere not the whole password I’m sure
TheXq28
Now you can buy stuff by yelling it to the cashier!
Hybris51129
What about his luggage?
HughWattmeight
What is a bank password?
AWanderingFlame
Some banks employ passwords separate from your PIN that they may request during online login or in-person banking as a security measure.
lnsertWittyNameHere
F1lipk
Naggers
EverythingISeeIsAJojosReference
Found my password hint.
36roentgen
Is it 123456?
AgamemnonsMemes
thats the same as my luggage!
ItCanOnlyBeANipple
SPACEBALLS: the reference!
Monkeytron
What is it?
peterchay
Nuggers
n0n53n53
Monica
davemymindisgoingicanfeelit
Negra Modelo
TheGooseMoose
The African country Niger
DrDoALittleMoreThanBareMinimum
It's Niger... that guy just loves west African countries I guess...
ImNotOverweightIJustReallyLikeDietCoke
Nuggets!
RachTrap
the n-word
mrread55
Nigeria
YankeeBomb4
NAGGERS!
esassin
644437
ColoneISanders
I'll give you a hint
Anarric
N1663R5...if I had to guess a guy like him would use something like this so he would technically be correct..
Alfadorfox
correct horse battery staple
palaces
Ingress
pirate4lifes
I'm not telling you. Then everyone will know
theHitchenator
Nipples.
TheyCallMeMrPigeonCuzImJustSoCoo
Bigger, according to my autocorrect.
14November
naggers
sf111
Ginger.
Monkeytron
Tim Minchin is pleased
AgamemnonsMemes
RECLAIM THE WORD
Monkeytron
Only a ginger can call a ginger ginger!
therealpdawg
"thenword" without the "".
IncorrektGramerNazi
types in: thenword
bernvaug
When word??
therealpdawg
Whatword?
malakim
Naggers
ididntgetthejobatfruitloops
"What did you just say, you hook ass..."
MajorPenguin
hippybobby