ColoneISanders

164752 pts ยท August 26, 2013


I'm the real Colonel Sanders. But not really. Terrible jokes/puns are my bread and butter. I'm not actually funny, but I like to think so anyway. Aug 26 is my imgur cake day - why is that important? https://i.imgur.com/g8kqS6D.mp4

You should share your perspective with the world!

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Meet the newest member of my family: Tigerlily

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In Portugal, with no net neutrality, internet providers are starting to split the net into packages

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MRW I find someone misusing my brand spanking new sprinkler system that I just installed

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I'm 33 years old

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Story of my life

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Just a reminder that your vote matters even when you think it won't

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The Backfire Effect

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uhh...what? no thanks imgur

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Every damn morning

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Time Lapse of Patrick Stewart aging

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BvS

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When I see two similar usersub posts minutes apart but only one makes FP

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I was recently reminded why I love this show so much

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The real reason for 2020. We forgot to upvote Madame Zeroni.

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Useful "Life Hacks"

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NASA is going to make an announcement tomorrow on a major discovery

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MFW I'm using my invisible electric toothbrush

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I'm all for gender equality but...

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MRW someone points out that I didn't provide a source in the description

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Will probably get lost in the 29th shuffle but hoping some of these quotes will help others as they've helped me

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For like 2 weeks now...

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Dermatologists hate her

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But if you forget to up vote Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.

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Tickle me Elmo meets a Jet Engine

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Now I'm no engineer...

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Joke so subtle...

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So I recently donated to Our Lady of Perpetual Exemption...

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Just remember everyone, there's always a third option...

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The morning after when you realize who you slept with

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Just a reminder that this happened. Carry on.

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I would watch the hell out of this show and I'm 31

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MRW the alarm goes off

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MRW I see votes on my posts

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It's all the rage on front page

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Trying to pack as much into the title as possible bu

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MFW I'm about to test a time machine but realize I left my oven on

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MSPaint deserves a little love today, too

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And now, a drum solo

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Sweet dreams imgur

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My typical Friday after work

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I wonder if I can repost this in an hour and pretend I thought of it...

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Meanwhile, at work this week...

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When I upvote a post at the same time someone downvotes it

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MRW I'm the chairperson of the FCC and getting a big fat bonus in time for Christmas

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So you think you can choreograph

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