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Apr 25, 2016 7:54 PM
lex0r64
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Imbabala
I wish I even advanced to this form of flirting.
peoniesinkittylitter
I'd probably just start sweating and avoid looking at him. This is easier in group situations.
ManMashine
manbuns… really?… I thought this girl had class but not anymore.
sweetrobot
Man buns... What Thu fuck even still
IMetGodSheWasBlack
As a weightlifter with a manbun: This sort of thing isn't entirely uncommon. Not this outright, but some people get wierd when you 1/2
IMetGodSheWasBlack
pack a few extra kgs of muscle 2/2
YoureAdopted
Now THATS a man bun, when u keep ur hair instead of shaving everything except for the bun. Thats looks smokin hot
kevincow
How can he call you? You threw your phone away!
LRidge
objectification knows no gender.
BasicallyImOprah
Agreed. This is just rude.
Poodlestrike
3rd from the bottom... is this supposed to be Flex Mentallo, Man of Muscle Mystery?
HerbieRobinson
Ladies... Don't date manbuns, please. That way they'll stop.
ReallyCrazyIvan
Wait...women flirt with guys!?
FarNorthFarLeft
This. Is. Me. (Also Known As: I am she)
ForgivingCat
That's sexual harassment.
KnucleheadFlow
God I miss having hair
JenaCarsen62
Yo dog, just answer me this... Are you gay? I mean it's cool. I got friends who fuck guys... in jail.
DooksandPooks
Well this is adorable and possibly the best form of flirting Ive ever seen
Leboose
This is how you get a date with me just hurl your phone and I'll call you
javer80
On what?
Iwatchscrubsforthebromance
Judging by the comments, the person in green isnt a guy. thought she was a guy
RottenKitten
In what cave do you live?
spideylovesdeadpool
These are hilarious and would work on me.
basehead3six
This would be amazing to hear. Would wife her so hard.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
She'd have me from the super saiyan comment. That would be so out of the blue I'd be laughing. I'd want a girl who makes me laugh.
Goku
+1 for the super saiyan part LMAO!!!
WhistlersMotherFromTheMrBeanMovie
Now he can't call her 'cause her phone is gone...
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
It's a booty call, now he has to go to her house to return it.
WhistlersMotherFromTheMrBeanMovie
I see. Apparently I've been doing this "booty call" thing all wrong.
creativestl
Is she aware that her phone isn't a pokeball?
Asrodrig
There's an app for that
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Not if you don't use it right. Call up your latest booty call to combat horniness.
GasBandit
#CutTheManBun
TrigenderSwissArmyKnife
#FuckOffWeCanDoWhatWeWant
GasBandit
#YouWantToLookLikeAnAsshole
TrigenderSwissArmyKnife
#ThatWasTheWholePointMateButThenAgainThePeopleAren'tLikeVegansWhoTellYouAboutItEverySingleMinSoWhyHateAPerson'sChoice?
happygamermyass
I'd just stare and laugh awkwardly until i make everyone uncomfortable. It's my gift.
FajitaPrinceofAllMexicans
Your gift to the world.
impedimenta
Meanwhile, my style is more like:
stratus41298
Hahaha fucken dog.
PewterHailStorm
I just lost it...
Craey1
me too thanks
IvanFromPripyat
*blep*
Exball
Phteven
Nykidemus
10/10, would make retarded licky babies iwth.
KarlNapf
How could I live without having seen this gif....
RetroPhantom
Same.
amuzement
Sphtevens got mad sphwag.
xxPaulCPxx
Phtephany
Nemesis0fReason
I like your style more...
gerdygerdygerdy
Omg I love that puppy!
ChocolateFrostedButts
kermet!
KissMyLuckyLoveEgg
Ceremt
LadyNetrex
an cermet
Konguy
Loks liek tey haev nice an watred cermit
lex0r64
Yeah, show'em the goods straight away.
impedimenta
Gotta have a snappy intro to get 'em interested.
spookyu
I'm a 26yo bearded and well muscled vet who just started college...I thought I'd be getting a few looks from girls. Not a DAMN one! Humbling
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spookyu
Well I'm fortunately married and happily so. Guess I just had silly preconceptions.
LargeHoman
Veterinarian?
AlkeneThiol
Veto
LargeHoman
Yo! http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lubxixVMaw1qjbkcr.gif
spookyu
Veteran, I don't like pointing it out all the time like that but its an easy way to characterize me when I have to be so succinct.
LargeHoman
If that's your dog I'd like to take you out on a date. We should go walk at the park with ur dog. Or I could go walk ur dog for you. Please.
LargeHoman
I really like dogs.
impedimenta
Hello new friend! That's not my dog, but I have two! You can walk the big hound and I'll stay at home with the old one and bake cookies.
LargeHoman
Sounds like a plan haha
LargeHoman
By the way what type of cookies are you making? Because it doesn't matter you should also make a different kind while I walk the little one
impedimenta
The three main ones: chocolate chip, peanut butter, and oatmeal raisin.
supercalifragilisticexpealidocious15
This. I have flirted like this.
peoniesinkittylitter
Did it work?
supercalifragilisticexpealidocious15
I don't know, I ran out with my face aflame and the sound of bees buzzing in my head.
peoniesinkittylitter
Awww. I think I would have reacted the same way too!
supercalifragilisticexpealidocious15
I didn't return.
psyduckdontgiveafuck
Dude was probably lookin for you all night haha
YojimboIsMyMaster
Am I the only male here who would laugh my ass off at the girls jokes and then ask her out?
Highlander8795
Any girl making good jokes is a winner. Above a certain level of attractiveness and how drunk I am obviously.
skelitor120
A good fedoralord always asks his funny m'lady to the ball, at least when she 'mirin' his beard.
CornCobMcGee
I would laugh at her jokes, but walk away nervously because im the embodiment of social ineptitude. I still have no idea how I have a gf.
FartedWhileMakingUpName
If she was attractive, maybe. We all know that is what divides creepy and endearing.
SuckItBlue
Ah, the old dobler-dahmer theory.
Popchipsandabar
Pretty fine line even then
lohkeytheyoungster
"Crazy bitch." -manbun, probably
BigBaloo62
He has a name.
lex0r64
ultrasemen
I love crazy.
DarkTobleroneShadows
LOUD NOISES!!!
thegelatoking
Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably. Probably.
seventyyearoldharrisonfordinjuredonset
Probably. Fuck I despise probably.
Etabby
Based on the lack of movement since Frame2 : "Holy shit, I 'really' need to research how to go super saiyan" -Manbun (thinking).
ldbv1983
And what do we say to stick our dick in crazy!?
AngryYHVH
Yes. Crazy fucks crazy.
lex0r64
Not today?
cyno01
"Lets go back to your place." Dont let em know where you live.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
We say the depravity makes for amazing sex but have an exit plan.
reefmadness
YES!
AliBarber
FUCK YES
justsomepersonbutyeah
Manbuns are such a turn off for me. I imagine they'll be the future's mullets.
AlexiusMautone
But I want I'm growing a man in out right now :(
spartan8917
The man bun/top knot is absolutely the modern day mullett.
JustASlightJingleOfPocketChangePulsing
they aren't already?
ZBOZZ
I can only hope
ElGrandeBanana
As a guy with a man-bun, I can only hope. I want to show my kids how ridiculous I looked way back when
lornabird
Gosh dangit I like man buns (and just long hair in general).
SwedishGuyYesIDoHaveLongBlondHairWhy
As a bunless (hair-wise) guy, but still long... Hello!
lornabird
You do you, man, don't let anyone put you down. Long hair is awesome on everyone!
NedDanson
It's only cool to have a manbun if you're a 17th century samurai.
Gomer592
as a long haired man working in 'factory' work, the bun is work only, and covered by a hat.. in public i fluff my hair more than fabio
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
Any pony tail on a dude at all or just that ridiculous one where they grow it on top but buzz the sides? Because that one is ridiculous.
example1013
Isn't it? I'm kind of thinking of doing that once my hair gets a bit longer.
example1013
I read that wrong, I'm tired.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
Well the shaved sides is "trendy" so will look ridiculous ten years from now but just a dude with long hair & a bun is fine.
Mawse
Manbuns with shaved sides are kinda silly, cause that says i literally like how a bun looks. Many just do it to keep it out of there mouth.
AngryYHVH
I really like microbrews and flannel. -manbun probably
Lemesplain
Mmmm ... microbrew. Sorry, you were saying something.
indapooper
I work as a Brewer at a Homebrew supply company and I like flannel D: DOCTOR, IS THERE A CURE?!?
lex0r64
What is a microbrew? Is it more hip than craft beer?
cow042
Its another name for craft brew. Source: my brothers a hipster bartender with a manbun
lex0r64
Aaahh, 'micro', brewing in small quantities. makes sense.
MyLifeisaComplicatedDrinkingGame
Can mean smaller batches than craft beer. Used to mean bar that brewed its own beer (Rock Bottom / Boston Beer Works, etc)
AngryYHVH
Microbrews= craft beer from brewery making less than 6mil barrels per year. Hipper than macro or megabrews, not as hip as nano or home brew.
Ihmhi
Hipper because it's often higher quality. The smaller batches tend to mean they give more of a fuck.
AngryYHVH
I worked for one of the more renowned microbrews in the US for years, and as soon as they broke in to the international macro thing, fuggit
IButtIntoRandomComments
I like flannel but that's because I'm a country boy
DaddysHome
i like flannel because apparantly i am a hipster. and i'm okay with that
ssjbeeno
I like the microbrews but that's because I'm an alcoholic.
BroDameron
Flannel was so nineties...I'd wear the hell out of them if the weather demanded it.
AliBarber
I still rock flannel. But then I'm a hipster bogan
IButtIntoRandomComments
Pair it with jeans and western boots it looks great
GandalfsLawyer
Don't forget to have Hank Williams on the radio
chbarts
Pair it with lycra and a neon green mohawk. Be a legend.
fullofnerdiness24
Pair it with shorts and boots and it looks grunge
cleavergrill
Dude's about to learn to never stick his dick in crazy.
Ssssssssssss
Never the mouth, in any case, and always wrap it up.
Bilrin
Haha yes friend, crazies are the worst, wouldn't you agree?
lex0r64
reefmadness
It always starts with no.
stapper
It's don't get crazy pregnant
SirPyjak
yo you always stick it in crazy, makes shit interesting m8.
AlkeneThiol
Aaaannddd you've described my life
Pyrotha
But he'll do it anyway. We all do.
lelax
No. Just dont do it. Bad idea
AgainstMethod
Yeah, all of us. Me too. Totally.
MoooCow
Totally. Yeah I'm not a virgin. I did that before, ha ha
AlkeneThiol
Don't worry. Sex is often overrated. Blowjobs are always amazing though. Well, usually.
psyduckdontgiveafuck
Not when you spend a super long time convincing someone to do it, just to get told after 20 seconds "my mouth huuurts"... Quitter.
AlkeneThiol
Yeah. It can take some time for you to develop those muscles and tendons. I mean, when I first tried to give cunnilingus my tongue was in
MoooCow
Are you suggesting I find a glory hole
AliBarber
"Yeah boobs. They're like.. bags of sand"
HoodsBalls
Yo dog, just answer me this... Are you gay? I mean it's cool. I got friends who fuck guys... in jail.
OneFroToRuleThemAll
They're rough and course and they get everywhere
AlkeneThiol
Not like you, Padme. You are flatter than Count Dooku's neck stump.