Leaving a shift just before a million people come in to finish their Christmas shopping.

15

3

468

When I look at my internet history afterward.

7

2

296

My prized possession

12

5

459

Sandman and the Rhino talk about the new Spider-man film.

8

1

310

MRW my wife says she's never seen the Back to the Future trilogy.

27

24

1067

All these angry boys still mad about The Last Jedi

-4

5

132

MRW my sister says "if you're going to address me by my alma mater, the least you could do is pronounce it properly."

19

0

812

When Halloween season comes for me.

0

0

138

MRW its my turn to limbo.

14

1

618

MRW I see Tintin is becoming a meme

23

1

201

My dog's reaction when He finds out we're going to the V-E-T.

17

8

917

MRW some of my friends think now is a good time to vote third party.

-2

5

177

MRW someone says Daniel Day Lewis was "ok" in Lincoln.

17

5

695

I missed my cake day.

10

10

628

MRW my kid says he's scared to get on the moving sidewalk.

1

0

266

MRW I clean out my nose pores.

1623

34

95868

MRW I spend five minutes at the gym.

35

4

1740

MRW I'm drunk and hungry and I hear my microwave beep in other room.

44

6

1374

When my wife tells me she'd definitely hook up with Jon Snow.

14

10

1034

MRW I look outside at 5pm and its already dark.

23

4

731

It's that day when all the nonsense on imgur is even more nonsensical. 

12

0

86

When my wife asks me how I make such good French bread.

3

1

208

MRW I walk through a cobweb. 

42

10

1833

MRW 'witchcraft' fixed our my parent's wifi.

25

23

1278

MRW my little nephew says JK Simmons was better in Justice League than Spider-man.

21

8

893

MRW I say I saw a group of spiders in my apartment and my friend asks me to "describe them."

2

2

340

MRW my teenage brother says he's "going to bed" at 7:30 pm.

101

12

2944

MRW the little angel on my shoulder says "we don't need to order Five Guys!"

77

14

2833

MRW people ask me how Sean Connery pronounces the word "same."

7

3

423

I don't have a funny title. Just hate.

1

19

462

MRW I come home with the tampons my wife asked for.

31

10

1189

When I'm baked as hell but I want to try BBQ chips with chocolate pudding.

33

13

1837

MRW my gf says she has a fetish for tigers.

40

12

1209

MRW I hear someone talking about "that Harrison Ford movie where he's Amish."

52

6

1977

For fork's sake.

-3

26

537

"And I'm running and he's like "oh my god." and I'm like..."

-5

3

304

Feeling insecure about our life, our times, our future, but I want you guys to know... we got this!

1

4

359

MRW I see any dog ever.

6

3

393

When people ask me how my life is going.

7

2

359

This post is a little clever.

2319

32

135085

How Pooh has changed in the Christopher Robin trailers.

10

1

7540

MRW I drop my english muffin butter side down.

4

3

393

MRW someone does one of those 'look at the title, now the description, now the OP' jokes.

6

1

212

MRW my wife asks me my favorite place, my favorite part of the day, and where Ewan McGregor is from.

8

1

3874

I always thought my wife and I were like Frasier because we drank coffee in Seattle, but now we're moving to New York and we'll have to drink coffee there.

13

8

455

Looks like this guy has really hit Rock bottom.

20

7

8042

MRW my alarm goes off on a Saturday.

33

8

1568

MRW my wife asks me if I have a book down my trousers or if I'm just happy to see her.

0

1

205

MRW I make it through an entire imgur post without a single typo.

11

3

449

When you turn on your phone in the middle of the night.

0

6

247

MRW I hear my own voice.

18

2

711

MRW I'm hanging out with my friends and one of the white guys says the n-word.

2

11

193