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Oct 15, 2017 9:22 PM
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koopaya
See, you disappoint your kids early to set the expectations low, THEN star in a major superhero film.
RupertR
I never thought I'd relate to someone names Exton...
benedictinmycumberbatch
Children - the ultimate equalizer!
infectiousgigglezombie
I really think Adam Savage should be in a marvel movie. He’d be a great geeky evil genius
LongGreasyDick
Nah
OneEnglishmanAbroad
Nothing so good at deflating your ego than your own child
JupitersWitch
Or somebody else's. My young daughter yesterday blurted out, "That guy looks like a genie!" when a Sikh walked past us. She has no filter.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
Never meet your heros.
copingcabana
And when smashing monuments, save the pedestals. (-Stanislav Lec)
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
Kill them instead
Duggernauts
Calm down there Syndrome!
IamMelonLordeYaYaYa
I was attempting to reference awolnation but this works also
MaximusPrime9
ensensu
Ironic because he’s not Mr. Incredible’s buddy anymore.
Ohhhlookaunicorneatingasamurai
He's his pal?
blakeatwork
I had the same reaction when hearing Paul Rudd was in a movie (but was pleasantly surprised). Also, who names their kid Exton?
SweetNarNar
Probably why he likes Hawkeye more
735824
Couldn't spell Exxon.
KNIVESY
Idk, but it's kinda weird to think his name isn't Exton Downey Jr.
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PanicAtTheCostco
We have a winner
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
Iron-Fucking-Man, that's who.
TexanCollegeGuy
Someone who did a ton of x
UrinalPube
Better than Textaco, I guess.
corbynDallas
Sezypatezy
Exton is a washed up town in Pa
evilgriff
Stoned Robert Downey Junior.
emparier
That was the best earthquake I’ve experienced.
blakeatwork
drewzzard
Fuck I love this gif
bringbakfirefly
A parent who wants to ruin their child's future.
Naliugnadhaon
Oh... I totally thought when he said "my boy" he was referring to his homie
Luxuz
Him. Which is pretty obvious, since it’s his sons name.
wondersquid
People who didn't know Brexit was an option
probationaryperiod
45* from Exxon
whyisitalwaystaken
The mother.
KokoMotion
ANTMAN WAS DECENT!
blakeatwork
That was my summation. I went in expecting a pile of poo.
Nearlyburly
I'd say better than decent. Like decently good.
BurtTurglar
Textuality
I didn't expect that much from it, but I was pleasantly surprised that it was a good movie. Not GREAT, but definitely good.
ChipCSkyrocket
Yeah! Fuck that sleaze Michael Duggles, with his weird, melted candle face, though.
Arcanum3000
Ant Man was good! Who didn't like Ant Man?
ThatMLPgamer
I think that's a British name? Not 100% sure on that.
WhichIsIt
It's a suburb of Philadelphia
mmartin762
correction, its two counties away. its a town somewhat near Philadelphia.
davosonion
Someone with a $260 million net worth
PresidentOfTheUnitedSteaks
Blake just got put on notice, daym.
blakeatwork
Yep, I got showed /s