LongGreasyDick

99633 pts ยท September 18, 2015


http://i.imgur.com/ukEQ7li.webm Tried to get the link to the FP. No dice. If you can do it....something something

Roll up crunch crunkd

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Reposting with additional info and context. See below description. Downvote 2 and upvote 1. People need to know.

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Reposting in hopes that Satan will get off his lazy ass

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Somebody once told me the Jews were going to roll me deep into a rocky shed. I said yep, I could use a little help putting you all on a cooking range.

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Sign fails. If you hard then you hard

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Skymall comes thru in a pinch

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30MP Royal w/cheese

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Pot<them>TOS.exe@backwards//

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Upvote chunks cat to have an enemies shoes filled with a muddy surprise

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No ttile required

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Gay Eagles fans shout out to riding my username

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Its DTs neighborhood. Wont you ride along with me?

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Jana wedding shower fail

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Ok, so, this is a really terrible website name.

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Dexters Lab graffiti from Austin TX

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Clipart

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Top offenders of plastic pollution in our oceans

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Internet!! Help me figure this out. Found this in a UT dorm room in Austin.

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When Imgur ads are just right

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You baloo it!

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This man gets me diamonds everytime

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One of my posts showed up when browsing Random. Does anyone know that math of probibility on this? I probably only have 3 FP posts after 2 years

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Lets drown the front page with this

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When you have a stable home life with a loving family but they havent brought home any Szechuan sauce in a while

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MFW I find my infant daughter in my arms with no recollection of how she got there

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I know its greaat and all but is there anyway to confirm with St Jude that there was a 130k dollar donation?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHHHHHHHHHH

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Merry Christmas from my neighbors to yours

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My 2yo Daughter has the coolest ideas

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All your shit

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Googled "Official Winona Ryder Dildo"

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Cool cool cool

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Usersub inserting posts to the frontpage today

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When the sunsets reflection on my EXs house is just right

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Black Count Oolaf

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"I'll take downvotes for $2,000, Alex"

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A gentle reminder

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All my girlfriends emotionally abuse be and I love it

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My grandpa gave this knife to me when I was 9. That was 24 years ago. I found out this year that it is opium pearing knife!!

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That ad placement...

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Change of pace

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Ajit Pai

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Now actually available on the new show Glow

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You are so dirty, Doc Suess.

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Can you hear it?

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What are the chickens up to?

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Vasectomy is tomorrow. OC for you animals

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Just installed a 34ft wire rope swing. The left one is 19ft.

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obvs title

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WTF, Dr. Suess

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Not mine but someones

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This reminds me of the movie "Sing" except its mature and erotic

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To all in usersub, you sick fucks, I love most of you. You fucks

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Their reaction to the username

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I really hate this meme but its all I have to use

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Only 5 out of 7 of my 'fellow' 'ladies' will understand

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I will leave this here

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