Heavenly Norway

Jun 27, 2019 3:36 PM

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This gif has every antidote for the eye

care free and stuff

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Screw the dogs, waterfall and girl - if you know what I mean

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can't afjord it

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

O shut it, its sunny there like 4 days of the year.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

In this gif is everything i want dogos, nature and a nordic cute ass

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The ASSets of Norway

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this real? Or had it been edited

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Norway's thick this time of year.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Norway you didn't look at her ass...

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Unfortunately I don't know the woman, but the waterfall is called Mardalsfossen. 250 m free fall, located in North-Western Norway :)

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Such floof!

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No-one: Me: YALL GOT ANY MORE OF THEM PIXELS?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

All i saw was a blue moon in that pic, what is it we're looking for?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It that her name, Norway? She does look heavenly. Bet she's devilish sometimes too.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7

I wish it had more pixels

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Walking out the FIFA Womens World Cup like...

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

So relevant right now

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Are all the women there built like that?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

No, my girlfriend is Norwegian, and her hair is much shorter.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This gif has something for almost everyone. There's doggos. There's scenery. There's ass. Perfect.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Norway, beautiful woman, floofs. This gif has everything! +1

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Floofs and fjords.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I live like 500 meters from five different natural wonders. Makes you think how exposure makes it all feel normal...

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

This looks like a Tampax commercial!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Such fluffy butts, I would enjoy the heck out of Norway.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I can literally taste the pollen in this scene

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you look closely there is a nice view

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This gif has so much niceness.

6 years ago | Likes 172 Dislikes 2

I was going to say which ass you looking at but I beat to it! I admit though beautiful!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The niceness in this picture is as high as the number of pixels aren't.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And ass, a really nice ass

6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

I see a lot of pollen in the air too. I can feel my nose tightening up from this gif.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Elaborate please.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Beautiful sunshine, luscious green grass, dogs, and a pretty nice booty.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Exactly

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I want to go to there.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Did 6 weeks in Lyngor after graduating high school, stayed with the fam of the exchange student we had that year. So awesome. Def go.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hitchhiked nearly the whole country last summer. Would recommend.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's Norway's Ass

6 years ago | Likes 477 Dislikes 5

Its a nice everything

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

its a nice ass.

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filmed by J. J. Abrams

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

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Thank you for that

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Norway's ass has 3 pixels.

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

2 pixels, the other one is her anus

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Must be in the non rainy parts. I have'nt seend the sun in days

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I love living in the non rainy parts! Too bad I'll be moving to Bergen in a couple of months

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

VELKOMMEN TIL BERRRRGEN!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I’m coming to Bergen in two weeks! Any suggestions what to do or where to eat?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Depends on how long you're staying! View from Fløyen is a must for visitors. "Spisekroken" is one of my favorite restaurants in the city.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thanks! We’ll be there for a week and definitely plan to do some hiking!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 128 Dislikes 0

he just have to ram it in forcefully.. with no lube

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That is one fucking massive wood stove.

6 years ago | Likes 48 Dislikes 0

The dog and the kids watching makes me uneasy for some reason

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Wood fire?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think this gif needs its own post

6 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 0

Absolutely

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thought the kids were next.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Someone filmed me and your mum last night.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

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Hope he soaked that in wood first.

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Get IN there!

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 1

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And then adds a couple more logs for good measure.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That's kindling for that massive log

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Norwegian here. 3 degrees celcius and snow today. June 27th. It's not always sunshine and blowjobs.

6 years ago | Likes 1083 Dislikes 1

It is in California ?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

You must live very far north

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ah, but sometimes it is, and we must celebrate those moments sharing them with others. Hope is a gift.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I hate the heat so I'm moving now

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Foo fighters played an amazing gig in Bergen tonight. Sun went down at 23

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It was nice in Stavanger too

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Married 39 y/o here. What's a blowjob?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

My sentiments exactly.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Norwegian here. Had 27 degrees and clear blue skies today. Had buckets of rain earlier though.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sometimes it is snow and blowjobs.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Bro, du trenger en tur til oslo!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rain here in Trondheim. Go back south in 15 hours, it'll be sunshine and blowjobs there. Norway has wild weather

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

3°c and snow? And blowjobs? Three outta four isn't bad. Norway here i come......

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's a plus, snow is good cuddling weather.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sooooo.... sometimes blowjobs and then sunshine...?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hawaii is.. sushine and bj's

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Where in Norway?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Especially if you live in Askøy!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I don’t really care what the weather is if there are blowjobs involved.

6 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 0

plot twist - you're giving, not receiving

6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 0

I typically don’t click on comments with that few likes but this reply is going to make me click on everything ??

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

v

6 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Then you are doing it wrong. It's sunshine OR blowjobs

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Compared to some places I have lived in the states..that is heaven

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What time does sunshine and blowjobs start?

6 years ago | Likes 141 Dislikes 0

right after anal winter, cuni spring was cancelled

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Just before the impromptu marriage proposals happens

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

From 1300 to 1415 on a random day between July and August. Be sure not to miss it!

6 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

1300 ad he means. Before Kalmar union

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The temperature must be right, though.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Where in Norway? Surely not the southern part?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Do girls like hee exist?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Drøyt. Nord-Norge ell??

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like utenfor Tromsø.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nice ?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Gimme the ratio

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Norwegian here - where the fuck do you live? It's 26C today here in Oslo.

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6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Norwegian here, 25 degrees celcius and sun today. June 27th. It's not always snow and anal.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

To quote a good movie "I play hockey and I fornicate, 'cause those are the two most fun things to do in cold weather.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

“Not always .....” implies that some times it is, which is a lot better than where I am now.

6 years ago | Likes 350 Dislikes 1

So it is rainy and you are giving blow jobs every day. Cheer up. It could be worse.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

THIS!

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How the hell do you remember your username?

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

When do you need to remember it?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

A true follower of Cthulhu never forgets those words.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Overcast and no blow?

6 years ago | Likes 41 Dislikes 0

Oh no, they are the one giving the blowjobs.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Whether changes more often than socks (more than once a day) and no blow

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

You from St. Louis too?

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Also

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Edinburgh, Scotland, but it's the same kind of weather

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought Americans were the only ones who said the month then the day? Don't europeans go, "27th of June?”

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

True. I assume most ppl on here are American, so I went with the non EU way of writing it.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Forræder

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Nooo, don't cave in. Stay strong on your date format!

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I will. I promise!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How very thoughtful of you. Maybe I should visit Norway.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I looked up how to convert my local temp from farenheit to Celsius to make it easier...it was 36 without the heat index.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My girlfriend doesn't give blowjobs. I've been with her 2 years. My pain is very real. Holy shit, the nightmare is now my reality.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Oh shit man. Must be worth it though .. right?

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Flatout no BJ or not reciprocating? Can't complain if you don't go down also. Fair is fair.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Bro, tell her flat out if you lived me you would do this for me. Take a shower and fuck that girls face bro.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 10

I do believe that I need her consent. I could be wrong though.

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After having kids, a house, etc with someone you realize how easy it was before those things. No BJs, see ya. Billions of people out there.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Am I supposed to say, suck my dick or I'm gone? She does clean my house every week.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Haha. The big isnt the important part, your happiness is. There are so many people in the world, why be stuck?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm working in Sandefjord right now, 22c degrees at night time. It hailed so hard in Oslo today car alarms went haywire. Welcome to Norway.

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22 C is... pretty good? Like pretty much perfect temperature?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

At night it is way too much tbh, but yeah. Summer-y as fuck :)

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Got back to Germany from Oslo on tuesday evening. It was still a crispy 22 when I left... Perfect weather.

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Yeah but it was raining, I got caught in it on the way to the flytoget

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Summer is slow to start this year. Going back in 2 weeks, perhaps this time we'll be able to go to Sørenga.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wait where do you live? its almost 30° everywhere else in Norway.

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2-6 degrees in Hammerfest today and wont get better in a few weeks still!

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Lol keep praying

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Try 15 degrees in Bergen... i tried shorts - if you’re not in the sun, you freeze... where do you think Norway is?

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Africa?

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Shorts/shirt in Arna today! Was about 20 degrees and sunny

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

26 in Mandal. Lovely

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Username checks out

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hahaha

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Nope, that's a lie. We had 3 degrees in Tromsø today. My parents live in hedmark and they had 9 at max today.

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You're in Tromso? I was in Tromso once, stayed with someone I met here. It's a nice place.

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That sounds fucking fantastic.

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I am from close to Tromsø but moved to Bergen, apparently today was one of the few days the weather here was more tolerable

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But where the people of norway live, its hot af

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Tromsø, rofl. Tromsø is always cold and not really representative of where the vast majority of Norwegians live, lol. Had 26C in Oslo today.

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Well, it was 12° in Trondheim. Oslo is warmer than most regions in Norway.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

26C in south, 12 in middle, 3 in north. Perhaps saying "it's 3C in Norway now" is a bit of a ridiculous statement looking at the differences

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Also, half the population live within 200km of Oslo. Tromsø is about as represenative as Svalbard is for what weather Norwegians endure.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

OP makes it sound like all Norwegians are experiencing 3C now when in reality he's referring to an outlier within an outlier.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not that I think 26C is nice, I prefer it a little cooler, but 26C and 3C just shows how ridiculous of a statement "it's 3C in Norway" is.

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Also, you have made 10 posts about this. Nobody cares. Do something else. It is depressing reading your messages.

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I'm in Norway. It was 3 degrees here. 100% correct.

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It's still a ridiculous statement when you look at the vast differences in Norwegian climate from south to north. 3C, okay. Where? Svalbard?

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You take the most extreme outlier in Norway, Tromsø, take a temperature extreme even for that outlier, and then present it as if it's normal

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Also, the post clearly highlights beautiful nature, not temperature, and it's clearly not anywhere near Tromsø or Northern Norway.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

50% of Norwegians live within 200km of Oslo, most of the rest live in Southern/Western Norway. Tromsø is a huge outlier and not the norm.

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