dc808

19277 pts ยท May 4, 2017


most boring person in the world. I read on my days off, I like but suck at photography. love cat memes and sushi.

Celebrating Statehood with some chili!

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Comments 14
Views 634

Thanks, Amazon!

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Views 98

So I decided to get a grill.

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Views 527

Trying to help imgurs pizza guy but no response in like a week...in Hawaii so behind some coasts....I'd like to buy pizza for 5 imgurians this weekend. 5 will be chosen. Eff the front page accepting randos teachers whomever etc. 5 pizzas 2 pies each

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Views 602

Go home, Target. You're drunk.

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Views 160

Got myself and the doggos a lil treat.

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Views 178

This is what people from Hawaii ask for when you travel to the mainland.

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Views 520

Oh sure, buy when I beat up a hooker it doesn't make front page on ESPN.

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Views 172

Tribute to Falcor.

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Views 338

Amazon got me again.

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Comments 10
Views 250

This was the only broom in my jobs supply closet.

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Views 1162

Windows XP...how comforting.

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I hope the FedEx guy doesn't notice...

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This is the real reason people shop at Costco.

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Views 204

Kona is hiding because she's mad

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Views 368

Even the bathroom guy has the aloha spirit.

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Views 192

What dipping sauce?

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Views 290

I don't want to live on this Earth anymore

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Views 495

It's Pau Hana time!

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Views 173

Before and after

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Views 296

Spotted our cat, Luna on the roof.

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No work til Monday!

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Views 338

Reading means leave me alone.

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Views 805

Twins.

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Views 1265

Me trying to watch netflix (sorry for the ? quality)

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Views 367

January 23 1944 - July 19 2019

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Views 618

We broke the F'real machine.

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Graduation, Hawaiian style.

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Comments 3
Views 2311

My family made me dinner for my birthday.

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Views 183

Off on a holiday for the first time in 6 years. Get to Costco, its fucking closed.

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Views 1295

Are you fucking serious?

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Views 1447

Before and after.

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Views 374

Just a little Hawaiian watermelon for a hot saturday

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Views 807

Move over poop knife.

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Views 849

They stole my idea!

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Views 524

My boss is anal.

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Views 584

Jacuzzi in the rain is about as close to jacuzzi in the snow as we can get in Hawaii.

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Comments 3
Views 184

Getting around a stripped screw.

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Views 375

Jinx recharging.

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Comments 2
Views 567

Apparently my job has a urinal just in case Tyrion Lannister pops by

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Views 251

Sometimes I text this to my nieces and nephews

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Views 1531

Uhh.

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Views 511

Not any more, Seafood City.

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Views 257

This is me after....

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Views 829

You guys were right. It is a thing!

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Views 481

My niece is a heathen.

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Views 340

Happy Kamehameha Day!

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Views 841

Foldable Bluetooth keyboard.

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Views 688

This is how me and the cat watch Netflix

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Views 534

1 second to unplug, 5 minutes to get the sonofabitch back in

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Views 221

Guess I'll shower later.

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Views 556

Signing in at the gym...

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