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Nov 1, 2023 1:25 PM
MustHailSagan
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Loctavius
I've nutted 17 times this November already. (Seriously, it does reduce cancer rates - make sure you take care of yourself with some self love if you aren't with a partner)
MasterChristopher
Back in my day, it was No-Shave November.
straycatstrut
But then I won't get incel super powers
carmablue
No nut november was made by incels right?
hungoveratworkguy
lddiaz
Why are you listening to the Internet on whether to Jack or not?
tygerpsimatrix
I already failed it twice today!
dfhowes
Yeah, I've always ignored NNN. Stupid AF.
Rookvlees
I’ve already blown my chances of a successful 3N
CraftyGiant
Naughty Nights November!
PrincessFlufflebutt
I cheated by getting an orchidectomy. Can't nut without nuts!
lawlessbacon
metroid2
The very first time I heard about that I'm like are there people dumb enough to actually follow this.
NotTheSameAnymore
Numerous nut November
Sangueffusor
OnlyHereCauseImDroppinOffSomeKids
I mean the payoff would be legendary, but the clean up... a week and you're like a volcano, a month would be a biblical disaster.
Bonesy84
BaconAlmighty
@OP you nut whenever you want buddy.
MustHailSagan
happyrabbitzz
All y'all, stay the fuck away from my nutz!
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Weneedbees
I always thought no nut November was for dudes who felt like they were using sexual release in an obsessive or “addictive” manner and trying to get control over it. Otherwise, what would be the point?
Rystefn
Just your friendly reminder that "No Nut November" is literally a control technique the Nazis use to keep the incels in their cult.
slaytrain
llortamai
WhatzitTooya
Wasn't that used to be no-shave November? Why did we even consider switching to that nonsense replacement??
NapAllDayPartyNever
Vidikron
You folks talking about no nut November and I'm over here celebrating Wanksgiving all month long.
Rovylern
Deadpool854
Now presenting Extra-nut-November!
circlebreaker
(〜￣△￣)〜
MustHailSagan
CeterumCenseo
That's nuts!
Deadpool854
donttrythisathomeorelse
Non-stop nut November.
Rovylern
Slashenaar
This. This campaign, this could single-handedly stop no-nut N. (*Double-handedly for some of you lucky gentlemen, a few fascinating ladies, and et al others)
MustHailSagan
HankeringForASpankering
I already did.
alcamar
Aquilarden
Good prep for Fibonacci Nut February.
ImSynnical
I prefer the old Movember with the no shaving thing it’s how I found I can infact grow a beard! Haven’t looked back since
MrJ0ker
I thought there was decimate your dick december?
TheDudeanator
Or Dick destroy December
CptTacolicious
Why not both
MrJ0ker
Need all of November to prepare for December man. It's a marathon not a race.
AgentKGB
Then there'd be a bunch of posts from guys going "So, uh, it's noon and I'm shooting white powder. Is that bad?"
DrLOAC
Need one of Alpa Chino’s signature energy bars?
FiendishDoctorWuTangClan
Restore them electrolytes with that Booty Sweat
FeminineBeeOnslaught
"Nut buckets and buckets" November
donttrythisathomeorelse
I mean, I’ll try!
FeminineBeeOnslaught
donttrythisathomeorelse
mrmartini
Has anyone ever actually not nutted for an entire November?
Drachiel
Caged subs ?
Deadpool854
Not me. I nutted this morning so I’m already out of the game
Leonon
SSRIs are a hell of a drug.
BarryTheCyborg
I know a few people, but they normally use... ahem... "assistance devices" down there
chunguswangus
Like a wheelchair for your balls?
louster
Like... scissors?
Gra55hopper
Your avatar face goes well with the comment
SanshinDojo
Fuck that incel bullshit. Beat it like it owes you money.
MeatPopsicleMultiPass
ImSynnical
It owes me for all the times it’s kept me awake at night I beat that thing mercilessly
amipretty
gablestout
Well, maybe not that much.
TheRealSprackle
Yeah if you've got blood appearing in places it normally isn't supposed to be, it may be time to haul up your trousers and take a break.
HashMaster9k
MistLynx
I love that I can hear this in their voices