Reaction: You’re going to reap just what you sow
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Newsflash, pal
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A selection of apples
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Me to my maga relatives who have suddenly adjusted their views on whether felons should be allowed to vote. Well. Not felons, plural. Just the one.
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AND I just got a new mattress.
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You've Had Worse Things in Your Mouth Cookbook (1985)
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It’s ok. You can mess with Texas.
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Malört: Do not enjoy. Responsibly.
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Cheeseburger soup? Ok, I might be down to try it. What other soups do you ha—oh, dear. No.
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Arcobal orange tree. I want one.
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Bruhhhh, just set it for 90 minutes later
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Cinematic Ripleys, a definitive ranking
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Brown Jenkin has entered the chat
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And that’s how I lost my best friend
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Do y’all keep reaction folders on your phones for quick-draw text responses? Here’s part of mine.
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Step-Port, what are you doing?
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Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make…
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Regarding the UK’s missing royal
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My favorite part of returning home after two weeks away
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FAFO, UK edition.
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Cajun andouille.
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Tool troubleshooting help?
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Irish sadness
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They call me Mister Scoops
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Audrey comes by
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Or take it easy. But, and here’s the important thing, take it.
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Thank you for being my precious.
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When my friend looks up from his crossword puzzle and asks for a seven-letter word for nickname that I just happen to know.
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Feeling nostalgic, I got a Shamrock Shake from McDonald’s. It was…not good. Anyone have photos of great shakes you’ve had recently?
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What’s crowin’ on, everybody?
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Me leaving the room, after greasing out a particularly heinous fart and asking those who remain “Is that popcorn I smell?”
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Wishing you all, especially my Irish friends, a feckful New Year.
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Good night, Krampus. Good night, ladybugs. Putting away Christmas tree ornaments for 11 more months.
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Windfall oranges from my winter garden
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A burlesque classic, David Rose & His Orchestra (sound on)
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“I have crossed oceans of time to find you.”
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Remember…
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Texas overlain on western and middle Europe
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“Coping”? Really? “Coming to Grips” was RIGHT there.
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Cocktail garnish turned into growing plants
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When my love of the halflings' leaf has slowed my mind
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Spotted a cat on a fence
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All honor and respect to Mother Randle on her 109th birthday, but I feel this photo may be only the second of a four-panel set
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It’s my cake day, so here’s a couple of Mai Tais I made
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“I love you” but in Polish
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“Oh, just one more Thing, ma’am…”
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Annnnd welcome to the new, AI-driven Google.
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No mo’ cold, hard butter for my toast
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Welcome, Miss Quackers, to the swat team.
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British Masterchef judge getting absolutely lambasted for his bananas routine
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BOOP
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