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Nov 13, 2018 1:15 PM
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JunkMonk
#3 his audience has the same reaction I do whenever someone sends me memes
ShutTheFrontDoors
One fifth, two fifth, red fifth, blue fifth.
motorwaffle
#5 I don't think what you found could have been labelled for you any more clearly.
IPlayWithFire
"1fish 2 fish red fish blue fish" by dr seuss, as read by someone with a speech impediment
NewUsernameForImgur
#7 this is Daily Life of Highschool Boys also known as "The Other Nichijou" and called "The Good Nichijou" by those who like to trigger ppl
DogenutsDoughnuts
Swap panels 1 and 2 in #13 and that's my life so far. Look up what the UK did to Hong Kong when we were refused tea and it all makes sense.
Iliketocommentinrandom
#4 whaaaat
JackieDaytonaRealHumanBartender
Rabbit should be on the other side, it's cheap, high in lean protein, easy to farm and should really be more accessible. PETA Protested 1/2
JackieDaytonaRealHumanBartender
and boycotted grocery stores that carried it so now it has a stigma, but it's one of the best cost to protein ratio animals out there. 2/3
flakeOfDoom
The lines should just be on the far right and far left. Everything can be a pet, and you can eat it.
JackieDaytonaRealHumanBartender
Sauce: https://www.tastecooking.com/why-eat-rabbit/
Occhio
Think of Dr. Seuss and a lisp. 1/5, 2/5...
AllHailTheCritbow
#1 Holy shit, unexpected Fredrik K.T. Anderssen (Not sure if I spelled his name right)
bob7010
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AllHailTheCritbow
He doesn't make porn, dude. He makes nude art, but it's (usually) in a non-sexual context - Like the party walking past a nude drider.
LurkerOfDarkness
#2 Crosseyed Peas
flyingskejaquita
Charlie has discovered a life-long preoccupation there
OrangelightingZAZAZING
Don't microwave at full power unless you want hot plate and cold food. Second highest setting and let it be there longer is the best
NicestguyonImgur
Good quality dump here +1
igniteice
#1 There's no way all of those heads could bend enough to reach a tiny human dick in the middle.
aristotle1993
but the tongues could.
cthulhusbestfriend
bards are magic
shinyRK9
polymorph big dick
HereForTheSurpriseMeat
Don’t you ruin people’s fantasies with your logic and whatnot
Opportunist
Let's not even get into heads bending. Yikes! Tongues, however...we don't know how long theirs are.
parasitoid
That CD mix though. Top notch
Kangadilla
thenewteddy
if you have a weird accent maybe
Vivec88
As a german speaking person, without you I wouldn't had a chance to get that, thank you.
Gensai825
#2 I'm surrounded by assholes
BenjaminPannell
Asshole: "Sorry, sir. I'm trying the best that I can."
KyEzOaR
I got it
Axelxdisepic
That's my girl
aylienkitty88
<3
Mygirlfriendmademedoit
iseeyoureyournuts
I'm loving all the comments about #4. Reveals our different cultural experiences as well as our taste in humor. For such a simplistic meme>
iseeyoureyournuts
iseeyoureyournuts
TheWombatStrikesAgain
#8 Olympus was for greek gods. Pluto was a roman god. Get your mythology straight.
Pikka
In certain Roman texts the gods were said to live on Olympus. But it's not as set in tone as it was for the Greek.
kojenk
plus he wasnt even kicked out, he was assigned to hades and was perfectly happy about it. Dude was loaded with riches and power
Sauroctonus
Wasn't he also the least dickish of the three brothers? Zeus was always like "Fucking try it, I'll stomp you all", whenever another god >
Sauroctonus
< wanted to do something he disagreed with. And with Poseidon there was the whole Atlantis thing.
silfarion
Well, Zeus was constantly banging mortal women and cheating on his wife. Hades kidnapped Persephone and forced her to marry him.
Sauroctonus
Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
ConfusedRomanGuard
Funnily enough, still one of the least rapey of the greek gods, if you discount the ones who didnt fuck at all.
cthulhusbestfriend
there are ton of stories on that on some he kidnapped her in others it was arranged by zeus in others she went willingly
DaCrazyBeggar
#15 Economic crisis? nah man Horsemeat is delicious, they live their full lives, too. And Hares are excellent in game season.
InconspicuousCanuck
Depends where, most sorts of hoppy fuckers in NA have 1/8 their weight in parasites
ILogInToUpvote
I'm not entirely sure horses live their full lives after eating them.
skwint
I know an old woman who swallowed a horse!
ReginaKasteen
Catherine the Great? Nah, that's a myth.
Opportunist
Of course, of course!
PhaserRave
#2 The Cockeyed Peas
Saajix
4 non eyes
bward141989
I was gonna go with Slack Eyed Peas but that works too
jethroismaxbaer5772
Wall Eyed Blind
PicardingAlong
Bozz eyed joes
FriendComputeroftheAlphaComplex
None Direction
elrick43
The Who... are you looking at
1TrueKingInTheNorth
I was gonna say The Crosseyed Peas bit yours is better. https://i.gifer.com/FHK.gif
TheGhostofElizabethShue
That's better. You should be on the meme from now on.
muffledicecreams
Cotton-eyed joes?
unclepaulhargis
Damn. Beat me to it.
Wyotee
3rd Eye Lazy
CilantroGirl
Eagle-Eye Wonky.
jdiamondd
This is the one I came up with the first time I saw it
PaintYourWagon
I would have gone with the Wack Eyed Peas due to the similarity of Black to Wack and the fact their eyes are all quite Wack.
daguq
Pluto was never on Olympus.
astrangehop
One of those roman mountains then.
SCP1504
Correct, despite being the oldest of the 3 most powerful brothers, he literally drew the short straw, which (not lying) is how they decided
aylienkitty88
It is always nice to learn new things, thank you
Sauroctonus
He was rich, though, since all metals and gems come from his domain.
SCP1504
And he was worshipped in secret by a shit ton of people who wanted to get on his good side before he decided their eternal fate. I would’ve.
aylienkitty88
Rheios
Sadly he was lonely. Although the resulting abduction went pretty well, overall, from what I heard. For him I mean.
PullShporttel
Also Olympus was Greek and Pluto was Roman.
sachinramani
Hades then
IncognitoPanda
Olympus is referenced in Roman texts. It's all a muddy mixture, imo.
SCP1504
Yes, but the Roman monomyth was copy/pasted from the Greek monomyth but with the names changed to better separate the Romans from the Greeks
ConfusedRomanGuard
https://www.diffen.com/difference/Greek_Gods_vs_Roman_Gods
justthebearnecessities
yes but (mostly) the planets are roman and the moons are greek gods.
Darrions
Rabbit and horse meat are quite common
johnnydarkside
According to Gus Sarola horse is delicious.
TinkerThinker42
And where the hell is goat, lamb, venison, elk, duck, or any fish/shellfish?
Rheios
Weird family rule, goats are on the apocalyptic side with rabbits, but not horses. Dogs actually come after horses.
Cordite101
Basashi!
Jimmypopyall
I raise meat rabbit.... Meh it's good. So whatevs.
PirateFroglet
And plentiful? Or is that a myth?
Jimmypopyall
If you want them to be then yes. If not separate them
lesliebugs
Rabbit is really tasty, the Europeans are definitely right on that one. Dunno why we don't eat it more he.
20GoldPiecesAndImWankeredOnRohypnol
Always wanted to try it. Reason we don't eat it much might be because it doesn't have any fat, so we couldn't really LIVE off it per se.
Imafishwithlegs
Its called rabbits starvation, where the lack of oils and fats from lean meat like Rabbit causes malnutrition and in extreme cases death
DarthGoodguy
They’re too fast & we’re too fat
DocHarriers
I'd eat rabbit before horse, but horse is probably next in the lineup.
skwint
It is like a cross between beef and pork. A bit dry but certainly edible.
Erud
Rabbit is good, but Horse is great. Pricey though, since they are not generally raised for meat and demand exceeds supply.
DaveTheScientist
I was just thinking that myself. The order looks about right if you just switched those 2.
lordsmish
Yeah so you have to have the horse first...i just don't understand why there are different dogs. Do different breeds taste different?
MrE158
They also start with a duck, then a cow, a chicken, and another cow. This is what happens when you let vegans make posters about meat.
Chikkintiddy
Yes they do
DocHarriers
I imagine so - different breeds of cow taste different, so why not other meats?
Lycanthian
Damn that does make sense
DarthGoodguy
Only one way to find out
lordsmish
Time for a trip to the pound
IncognitoPanda
Jesus, +1
NachoPete
I can think of at least two ways.
DarthGoodguy
lordsmish
Roasted or fried?
MmmOpenFacedClubSandwich
One Fifth, two fifth, red fifth, blue fifth. Neat.
josha841101
SquanchingonImgur
Boo
VanyaliMalthinae
Thank you, I have a friend who was stumped.
theSILV3Rpotato
Mmhmm a friend, sure.
DasMutt
Would've made more funny with Mike Tyson 'shopped onto the cover the book. :)
B0nerJamzO3
Rantaf
Yes
braindough
whole sum
Tyrrano
You son of a bitch. That's an awful pun. +1
RCTepes10
Son of a...
highteck9
Dr. Suess
LeSethX
I need a moment.
BrotherBaconSonOfLoin
Not fair on us colourblinds.
3Davideo
To be honest, I couldn't tell the last one was blue until I realized what the joke was.
jp11e3
DaCrazyBeggar
I don't get it, is it an american thing?
ab47203
I'm sorry.
Ruscion
It's a pun of the name of a Dr. Seuss book
LarryTesler
Ah.
The2ndCupOfCoffee
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Andrzhel
Also not big in the rest of Europe
lAmGnomeAnn
Europe should really read some Dr Seuss.
Andrzhel
Why? We have our own stuff (to read) that you don't know about ;)
BronzeLeaguePro
So it's an anglophone in-joke? Then I don't have to feel dumb for not getting it.
skwint
Yeah, I think it's OK not to get a reference-by-pun to a book of English rhymes if you aren't a native English speaker ...
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Well that's fairly disappointing and not worth knowing.
just4thelolz
Jusmar
Don't get it :(
just4thelolz
It's an inside joke. You need to have watched Steven Universe. It's kind of a spoiler.
Aranon
Fuck! Lol
SithElephant
Ah - not big here (UK).
skwint
Dude, there are some particularly big rocks in the UK, but you should try living in a house!
ThatGuyFromThatOneAnime
M8 even I knew this am I’m from the poorest part of Sheffield
SithElephant
Ladybird books were ubiquitous in schools and early life education here, along with other UK titles. Never heard of Seuss till I was grown.
brianthefly
Wait. Dr. Seuss isn’t just an American thing is it?
HereCouldBeYourName
Yeah it is.
piratejenny
They are popular in Australia. I knew that one off by heart when my children were little
Pentacus
In the UK we have the Grinch and know of The Cat In The Hat and Green Eggs And Ham, but that's about it.
Pentacus
(after that people would probably know The Lorax and Horton Hears A Who exclusively from the movies, anything else would be super obscure)
n0th1n
Probably most popular in the U.S., but unlikely exclusive, considering 600 million sold books in 20 languages.
Sumdumguy42
It is.
theonetrueavocado
So you guys don’t have a Dr. Seuss day?
raindirve
ROTW checking in - we know of him but he's not actually read to children... or anyone... Lorax movie was okay though.
Monkeytron
I liked the Horton movie
bobon123
ROTW here tambien, I wouldn't have known about him without internet and memes.
Robin5
#4 lol
SaItamontes
One fifth, two fifth, red fifth...
ItsActuallyDavidNow
ImGoingToEatAllYourApples
I only got it from the title of a Simpsons episode I don't really know what it's referencing.
3tiddy
the numbers mason what do they mean
UnspokenX
Poetry by Mike Tyson
ImGoingToEatAllYourApples
It's not very funny, but funny to say it's funny cos you get it, I think.
jiltedlettuce
1 fifth, 2 fifth, red fifth, blue fifth: Dr Suess
goboltz
Dad's drunk bedtime story . . .
KyleProStricklett
As read by Mike Tyson
SendingThoughtsAndPrayers
i dont get it im horrid at math
Squir3lTyrant
Im only at 20 40 red 20 blue 20 :/
Squir3lTyrant
I get it now
Cryolith
Maybe a Dr. could help.
unaligned1
Tip: Imagine you're Mike Tyson reading Dr. Seuss & read it again.
Lefthandturnsignal
One fifth, two fifth, red fifth, blue fifth.
Slyps
What the fuck man you're not supposed to tell them. They'll figure it out later
SendingThoughtsAndPrayers
oh ffs lol
attofreak
Oh, I thought it was referencing the Loss comic.
dumpsterjedi1
jennym123
I thought this was an anti-joke. God I'm stupid lol.
PrincessNausicaa
I got that far but didn't know the Dr Seuss reference.
TedTheMan
One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. ?
PrincessNausicaa
Yes, but "one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish" meant nothing to me until someone said it was a Dr Seuss reference.
DenverCoderIX
Ahh, thank god. I thought I was becoming retarded. Dr. Seuss isn't really a thing in my language/country, so it didn't even cross my mind.
TedTheMan
DenverCoderIX
Ohh nice, so that's where all those memes come from. Thanks!
mcshady
You dork, youre supposed to laugh at them, not tell them.
OpFTW
No pointarinos if you do
Lefthandturnsignal
Eh, I'm just applyimg the golden rule here. I hate smacking my head against things like this.
DanSapSan
There are people who have no way of finding out because they do not know the base of the joke. Non-english speakers, for example.
beardedbeerdeer
I still don't get it.
AnAliyAiden
Dr Seuss
yusui
Yeah me neithet
DarKalimHero
Maybe it’s an american private joke.
ShutTheFrontDoors
There’s a Dr Seuss book is called “one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish”
TedTheMan
yusui
THANK YOU
Makimakithefirst
Yeah I had about 0 chance of getting that. Dr. Seuss does not exist outside english speaking countries. For the most part at least.
Fennek04
And why is that funny?
DarKalimHero