Phone Dump 4

Nov 13, 2018 1:15 PM

aylienkitty88

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#3 his audience has the same reaction I do whenever someone sends me memes

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One fifth, two fifth, red fifth, blue fifth.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#5 I don't think what you found could have been labelled for you any more clearly.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"1fish 2 fish red fish blue fish" by dr seuss, as read by someone with a speech impediment

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#7 this is Daily Life of Highschool Boys also known as "The Other Nichijou" and called "The Good Nichijou" by those who like to trigger ppl

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Swap panels 1 and 2 in #13 and that's my life so far. Look up what the UK did to Hong Kong when we were refused tea and it all makes sense.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

#4 whaaaat

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Rabbit should be on the other side, it's cheap, high in lean protein, easy to farm and should really be more accessible. PETA Protested 1/2

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

and boycotted grocery stores that carried it so now it has a stigma, but it's one of the best cost to protein ratio animals out there. 2/3

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The lines should just be on the far right and far left. Everything can be a pet, and you can eat it.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Think of Dr. Seuss and a lisp. 1/5, 2/5...

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

#1 Holy shit, unexpected Fredrik K.T. Anderssen (Not sure if I spelled his name right)

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He doesn't make porn, dude. He makes nude art, but it's (usually) in a non-sexual context - Like the party walking past a nude drider.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

#2 Crosseyed Peas

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Charlie has discovered a life-long preoccupation there

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Don't microwave at full power unless you want hot plate and cold food. Second highest setting and let it be there longer is the best

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Good quality dump here +1

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#1 There's no way all of those heads could bend enough to reach a tiny human dick in the middle.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

but the tongues could.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

bards are magic

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

polymorph big dick

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Don’t you ruin people’s fantasies with your logic and whatnot

7 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Let's not even get into heads bending. Yikes! Tongues, however...we don't know how long theirs are.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

That CD mix though. Top notch

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if you have a weird accent maybe

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

As a german speaking person, without you I wouldn't had a chance to get that, thank you.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

#2 I'm surrounded by assholes

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Asshole: "Sorry, sir. I'm trying the best that I can."

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I got it

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That's my girl

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

<3

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I'm loving all the comments about #4. Reveals our different cultural experiences as well as our taste in humor. For such a simplistic meme>

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#8 Olympus was for greek gods. Pluto was a roman god. Get your mythology straight.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

In certain Roman texts the gods were said to live on Olympus. But it's not as set in tone as it was for the Greek.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

plus he wasnt even kicked out, he was assigned to hades and was perfectly happy about it. Dude was loaded with riches and power

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Wasn't he also the least dickish of the three brothers? Zeus was always like "Fucking try it, I'll stomp you all", whenever another god >

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

< wanted to do something he disagreed with. And with Poseidon there was the whole Atlantis thing.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Well, Zeus was constantly banging mortal women and cheating on his wife. Hades kidnapped Persephone and forced her to marry him.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Funnily enough, still one of the least rapey of the greek gods, if you discount the ones who didnt fuck at all.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

there are ton of stories on that on some he kidnapped her in others it was arranged by zeus in others she went willingly

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#15 Economic crisis? nah man Horsemeat is delicious, they live their full lives, too. And Hares are excellent in game season.

7 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Depends where, most sorts of hoppy fuckers in NA have 1/8 their weight in parasites

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm not entirely sure horses live their full lives after eating them.

7 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I know an old woman who swallowed a horse!

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Catherine the Great? Nah, that's a myth.

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Of course, of course!

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#2 The Cockeyed Peas

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4 non eyes

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I was gonna go with Slack Eyed Peas but that works too

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Wall Eyed Blind

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Bozz eyed joes

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None Direction

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The Who... are you looking at

7 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 1

I was gonna say The Crosseyed Peas bit yours is better. https://i.gifer.com/FHK.gif

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That's better. You should be on the meme from now on.

7 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Cotton-eyed joes?

7 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Damn. Beat me to it.

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3rd Eye Lazy

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Eagle-Eye Wonky.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is the one I came up with the first time I saw it

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I would have gone with the Wack Eyed Peas due to the similarity of Black to Wack and the fact their eyes are all quite Wack.

7 years ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

Pluto was never on Olympus.

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One of those roman mountains then.

7 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Correct, despite being the oldest of the 3 most powerful brothers, he literally drew the short straw, which (not lying) is how they decided

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It is always nice to learn new things, thank you

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

He was rich, though, since all metals and gems come from his domain.

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And he was worshipped in secret by a shit ton of people who wanted to get on his good side before he decided their eternal fate. I would’ve.

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Sadly he was lonely. Although the resulting abduction went pretty well, overall, from what I heard. For him I mean.

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Also Olympus was Greek and Pluto was Roman.

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Hades then

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Olympus is referenced in Roman texts. It's all a muddy mixture, imo.

7 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Yes, but the Roman monomyth was copy/pasted from the Greek monomyth but with the names changed to better separate the Romans from the Greeks

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

yes but (mostly) the planets are roman and the moons are greek gods.

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Rabbit and horse meat are quite common

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According to Gus Sarola horse is delicious.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And where the hell is goat, lamb, venison, elk, duck, or any fish/shellfish?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Weird family rule, goats are on the apocalyptic side with rabbits, but not horses. Dogs actually come after horses.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Basashi!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I raise meat rabbit.... Meh it's good. So whatevs.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

And plentiful? Or is that a myth?

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you want them to be then yes. If not separate them

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rabbit is really tasty, the Europeans are definitely right on that one. Dunno why we don't eat it more he.

7 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

Always wanted to try it. Reason we don't eat it much might be because it doesn't have any fat, so we couldn't really LIVE off it per se.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Its called rabbits starvation, where the lack of oils and fats from lean meat like Rabbit causes malnutrition and in extreme cases death

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They’re too fast & we’re too fat

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I'd eat rabbit before horse, but horse is probably next in the lineup.

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It is like a cross between beef and pork. A bit dry but certainly edible.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rabbit is good, but Horse is great. Pricey though, since they are not generally raised for meat and demand exceeds supply.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was just thinking that myself. The order looks about right if you just switched those 2.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yeah so you have to have the horse first...i just don't understand why there are different dogs. Do different breeds taste different?

7 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

They also start with a duck, then a cow, a chicken, and another cow. This is what happens when you let vegans make posters about meat.

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Yes they do

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I imagine so - different breeds of cow taste different, so why not other meats?

7 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Damn that does make sense

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Only one way to find out

7 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Time for a trip to the pound

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Jesus, +1

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I can think of at least two ways.

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Roasted or fried?

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One Fifth, two fifth, red fifth, blue fifth. Neat.

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Boo

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Thank you, I have a friend who was stumped.

7 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Mmhmm a friend, sure.

7 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Would've made more funny with Mike Tyson 'shopped onto the cover the book. :)

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how I felt about that.

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Yes

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whole sum

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You son of a bitch. That's an awful pun. +1

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Son of a...

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Dr. Suess

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I need a moment.

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Not fair on us colourblinds.

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To be honest, I couldn't tell the last one was blue until I realized what the joke was.

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I don't get it, is it an american thing?

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I'm sorry.

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It's a pun of the name of a Dr. Seuss book

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Ah.

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.

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Also not big in the rest of Europe

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Europe should really read some Dr Seuss.

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Why? We have our own stuff (to read) that you don't know about ;)

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So it's an anglophone in-joke? Then I don't have to feel dumb for not getting it.

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Yeah, I think it's OK not to get a reference-by-pun to a book of English rhymes if you aren't a native English speaker ...

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Well that's fairly disappointing and not worth knowing.

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Don't get it :(

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It's an inside joke. You need to have watched Steven Universe. It's kind of a spoiler.

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Fuck! Lol

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Ah - not big here (UK).

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Dude, there are some particularly big rocks in the UK, but you should try living in a house!

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M8 even I knew this am I’m from the poorest part of Sheffield

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Ladybird books were ubiquitous in schools and early life education here, along with other UK titles. Never heard of Seuss till I was grown.

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Wait. Dr. Seuss isn’t just an American thing is it?

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Yeah it is.

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They are popular in Australia. I knew that one off by heart when my children were little

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In the UK we have the Grinch and know of The Cat In The Hat and Green Eggs And Ham, but that's about it.

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(after that people would probably know The Lorax and Horton Hears A Who exclusively from the movies, anything else would be super obscure)

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Probably most popular in the U.S., but unlikely exclusive, considering 600 million sold books in 20 languages.

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It is.

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So you guys don’t have a Dr. Seuss day?

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ROTW checking in - we know of him but he's not actually read to children... or anyone... Lorax movie was okay though.

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I liked the Horton movie

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ROTW here tambien, I wouldn't have known about him without internet and memes.

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#4 lol

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One fifth, two fifth, red fifth...

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I only got it from the title of a Simpsons episode I don't really know what it's referencing.

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the numbers mason what do they mean

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Poetry by Mike Tyson

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It's not very funny, but funny to say it's funny cos you get it, I think.

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1 fifth, 2 fifth, red fifth, blue fifth: Dr Suess

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Dad's drunk bedtime story . . .

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As read by Mike Tyson

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i dont get it im horrid at math

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Im only at 20 40 red 20 blue 20 :/

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I get it now

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Maybe a Dr. could help.

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Tip: Imagine you're Mike Tyson reading Dr. Seuss & read it again.

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One fifth, two fifth, red fifth, blue fifth.

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What the fuck man you're not supposed to tell them. They'll figure it out later

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oh ffs lol

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Oh, I thought it was referencing the Loss comic.

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I thought this was an anti-joke. God I'm stupid lol.

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I got that far but didn't know the Dr Seuss reference.

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One fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish. ?

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Yes, but "one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish" meant nothing to me until someone said it was a Dr Seuss reference.

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Ahh, thank god. I thought I was becoming retarded. Dr. Seuss isn't really a thing in my language/country, so it didn't even cross my mind.

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Ohh nice, so that's where all those memes come from. Thanks!

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You dork, youre supposed to laugh at them, not tell them.

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No pointarinos if you do

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Eh, I'm just applyimg the golden rule here. I hate smacking my head against things like this.

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There are people who have no way of finding out because they do not know the base of the joke. Non-english speakers, for example.

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I still don't get it.

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Dr Seuss

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Yeah me neithet

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Maybe it’s an american private joke.

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There’s a Dr Seuss book is called “one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish”

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THANK YOU

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Yeah I had about 0 chance of getting that. Dr. Seuss does not exist outside english speaking countries. For the most part at least.

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And why is that funny?

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