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ItsActuallyDavidNow

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Prologue: /s indicates the previous statement was sarcasm. Chapter 1 The world is beautiful, the people within it tend to be shit. Don’t be shit. Help people when you can, ask them to pay it forward. Just be the good thing. I post pictures of my two boys Bowie and Clyde. I do this because they make me happy, so I hope seeing them makes you happy for a moment. Sometimes I go back in someone’s comments or posts and upvote their stuff that’s over a year old just so they get a notification. I don’t want to be world famous, only famous enough to get a little plaque at the Red Arrow letting everyone know David sat here at some point. I follow OC comic artists, and always upvote indi game devs. OC always. Chapter 2 My rules of sauce: Include the link to the original post or creator: +1 No link but artist name is visible: no up/down Crop out the artists name: that’s a downvoting Chapter 3 Why it’s actually David now: Worked at Best Buy: customer asks where she can check the amount on a gift card, it’s after Christmas, busiest time of the year. I say, “Any available register at checkout, in the departments, or customer service.” I was asked the same question 100 times and gave the same answer. Later, guy walks up saying, “Wut duh fuck is wrong with you?!” … Me: “How may I help you sir?” He says, “My wife waited in line at customer service for two hours because you said that’s the only place to get a giftcard check!” I gave him the same spiel I gave everyone asking about gift card checking, and he called me a liar. “No you didn’t, and I don’t like your answer (looks at nametag) Dave! I want to talk to your manager DAVE!” I radio the manager. The guy keeps swearing at me, says I must think I’m all that with a radio and nametag (fucking what?) Manager shows up, guy swears at him a while. Says he’ll call corporate about DAVE, he spends thousands at the store and won’t come back. After this, I removed my nametag and requested a new one that said David. Aaaand that’s my username story. ~fin~ Epilogue Oh, you’ve made it this far… I guess if this gets to the front page I’ll make you something from the wood shop. I don’t know what. I’ll pick something. P.S. Lassannn, if you ever read this, fuck you. https://i.imgur.com/IM6FMiG.jpeg

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