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Jurassic World Concept - Looks like Heaven to Me
Mar 22, 2014 5:29 PM
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TheLordOfTheFerrets
That... That is one big pile of shit... Just kidding, this looks cool and I can't wait to see the movie.
WhatUpMyNinjas
I am now thoroughly aroused.
eroso
T-Rex just demolished my condo ;( - #First_Jurassic_World_Problems
ozjuggler
Dodgy photoshop of Maldives and Saudi buildings ruins landscape and looks tacky. Looking forward to Second Jurassic World Concept Art.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-58hQ9dLk&feature=share
thisismynoveltyaccounttherearemanylikeitbutthisoneismine
I swear to God that's Mt. Chiliad.
mindolluin
Wait, isn't this where Mr Incredible was flown and fought a giant robot? isn't this SYNDROME'S fortress?
IamtheGinger
Welcome....to Jurassic Park!
thisismynoveltyaccounttherearemanylikeitbutthisoneismine
I swear that's Mt. Chiliad.
acidfart
don't these people learned??!
ErrantHistoricalQuotes
I fucking love Jurassic Park
ultimatew
That road in the back ground scares the living crap out of my fear of heights...
silvestra
I had to favorite this mostly because of all the great comments here. Thank you all.
XiXLLAMAXiX
No thanks. I saw a documentary about what happens when you try to build this sort of place, and let me tell you it did not end well...
nation543
i foresee large piles of dinosaur dung. or shit. huge. piles. of shit.
kaos9
http://img.pandawhale.com/99818-well-there-it-is-gif-response-zXO1.gif
Rivalyn
Just don't hire Phil. He's demonstrated a complete lack of ability to keep raptors out of the kitchen.
hambreypabre
Go in the tall grass, trust me, they won't be in there
listeningincolor
Anyone else thinking Syndrome's island lair?
NonFactor
First thing I though of lol
FreshPrinceOfIndia
Where are the dinosaurs?
Spudnik94
not found, your comment had 404 points when i wrote this
helgasinclair
You see? The tyrannosaur doesn't obey set patterns or park schedules. It's the very essence of Chaos.
JuatCast
Jurassking the right questions.
HIGHzurrer
Presumably there Will be dinosaurs in your, uh, dinosaur park?
NotACanadian
I really hate that man.
Sparkmonkey
What happens when the dragons show up?
halshing
Have you not seen Jurassic Park...?
DisarmingBaton5
Up in the fvcking kitchen, Phil.
CohenMejan
In another castle.
SocietyOfSensation
The budget ran out. There wont be any
JamesBluntThatSmartassCunt
Dead.
iDrawStuff
They'll find a way ...
TeslaMuffins
in the bushes
HandPiano
Have you checked behind the couch?
EqualOpportunityOffender
Checkmate atheists!
OzaiR2k
Forgot to include them in the budget.
Paleoman
Spared no expense.
xXcitizenSNIPSXx
Top right of the top picture, pterasaurs
Volucer
Locked away securely in pens with proper security measures in place. I mean who'd be crazy enough to rely on electric fences to keep them in
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ritzlikethecracker
weeks ago, i read that that is no longer true.
OhManSomethingWentWrongAgain
So uh.. You guys, uh, dig up dinosaur bones?
codexdelux
Migizikody
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhYjbUf6kJ0
Crawdiddy
This is freaking awesome. Lost it.
TBKU
Live, uh, uhh, uhh, uhh, finds a way.
happohippo
Life*
TBKU
I blame last nights vodka
helgasinclair
We try to...
mooncactus
Ahahaha... Arrrr..ha.hahaha... Hahahaha
noticket
My friend showed my the clip of that laugh the other day. Had genuinely never realised it before....
mooncactus
That's the only thing I can focus on in that scene. XD
whitepoptrash
As a graduate of anthropology, guess how many times in my life this has been said to me.
OhManSomethingWentWrongAgain
Every time?
whitepoptrash
"Oh yeah, anthropology! So you're going to go work at _______ (insert palaeontology museum here)"
helgasinclair
Gee, the ah, lack of humility before nature, that's being displayed here, uh, staggers me.
Ferrumkit
Your impression impresses me! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx5dJPy8XUg
madmardagan
something something about uh water dripping down eh someone's hand ooh
thecuteocalypseishere
is that a jurassic park sequel?
dropeleven
it's crazy to see how the building design has changed in the last 20 years
stutteringbob
No that's earth/vacation porn overload. A place so beautiful and majestic just filled with naps, alcohol, decadent food and orgasms...
aroha93
The fourth Jurassic Park movie, Jurassic World, is coming out next year.
JM1911A1
See I just thought this was Clive Palmer's plans...
thestruggleisreal
Ohmygosh this is the best thing I've heard all day! And Chris Pratt!!
feystorm
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0369610/
ByTheBeardOfSeuss
Fucking Andy and Detective Goren?!?! Hell yes!
bmullecker
CHRIS PRATT!
generikwannab
I adore Jake Johnson. I cannot wait for this. To the time machine!!
Barbado
No, these are the plans for the real one.
Chronotrigger42
*sigh* if only
IamFartacus
We spared no expense.
MrBoomstik
Except for the IT department... we got Newman...
wolfpreist
except on their fucking IT budget... for fucks sake why were the servers and the god damn electric fences on the same bloody circuit?
Yoshiru
Until the EP was like "welllll... this doesn't REALLY enhance the story, does it?"
Brosius
I read it in his voice. +1
kaos9
http://img.pandawhale.com/99818-well-there-it-is-gif-response-zXO1.gif
morgeb
apart from on the shitty electric fence that couldn't take a preteen boy out, let alone a t-rex....
OhioBound
I'm all about your username. Yes yes yes.
ALLOFTHEBACON
As a hitchhiker, I'm all about your username. Yes yes yes.
TheWulfrunian
As a person who likes the letter 'f', I'm all about your username. Yes yes yes.
eddiewardo
As a fellow Wulf, I'm all about your username. Yes yes yes
ALLOFTHEBACON
F yeah!
ilikefoodmorethanpeople
except on the IT guy, fuck that guy
pt241177
ar,ar,ar!
Theertzuinianer
And the power incase of an emergency, a real escape plan and means to keap the raptors at bay so yeah next time definetly mammoths
FireUpTheCloudCarLando
They literally, in the film, have a scene where Nedry says that he bid the best price. Spared no expense, my ass.
NotACanadian
Shoulda went with OP, he can install Google Ultron on the computers to make them safer
IamFartacus
Fucking Newman.
TheLadyNym
EPCOT
Y'all they are having a casting call for extras in new orleans, should I do it?!
nocluewhattoputhere
Never miss a chance to get ruthlessly murdered by a massive carnivorous beast from 65 million years ago!
EPCOT
If I do it I'll fill y'all in on some hot scoops* *contingent upon whatever forms they make me sign
Toxicempanada
DO IT.
bartek522
I would take a plane to do it and youre asking us?
EPCOT
Well if you can get a plane ticket soon: http://www.nola.com/movies/index.ssf/2014/03/jurassic_world_looking_for_tho.html
hyperdistortion
There's two answers to that question: Yes, or YES. Any other response would be hilariously incorrect.
CanadaRobinson
DUH
IAmTheSpiderBro
No, you will fail like you always do...
IDontWantToMakeAUsernameItIsTooHard
How is that a question?!
SpaceTimer8032
Did you do it I have to know
EPCOT
sadly no!
TheNamesAshHousewares
YES?!
shaftinferno
Of course.
TexanLeadFarmer
Fasho
TheNamesAshHousewares
but seriously though, where do I sign to get on board??
EPCOT
http://www.nola.com/movies/index.ssf/2014/03/jurassic_world_looking_for_tho.html
10ismyOTP
WHY WOULD YOU NOT
1134206
The fact that you seem to need someone else's permission to do so kind of pisses me off.
EPCOT
tbh it was mostly rhetorical, if I'm not otherwise busy I'll go
silvestra
There is no option of 'being otherwise busy'. Unless you're busy having sex with Jeff Goldblum.