halshing

551550 pts · December 19, 2011


Hello. Thanks for checking out my profile! I'm glad to have made you laugh or hate me or gave you something to think about. Or, perhaps, you're here by chance or boredom, which in that case I hope to entertain you or educate you on your journey through this cosmic shit show. Enjoy! "Be content with what you are, and wish not change; nor dread your last day, nor long for it." - Marcus Aurelius

Say it ain't so!

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Eid Mubarak!

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Oh! The horror!!!

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My buddy got the PS5!

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My USB after 3 tries...

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Winter Walk of Lights

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This pattern is becoming more and more common

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I heard today was Meme Oreo day... 

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Toilet paper shortage? Use a bidet or a watering can.

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This post is under construction

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The trick to feed babies

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Shower puns are fun

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When your boys can't contain their excitement because you're smashing your man so good

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Decisions... decisions...

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Happy Halloween!

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Directing pedestrians across the street used to be a noble profession

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Secret Santa finally arrived!

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Happy Daylight Savings Time!

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Data Security 101

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Who has seen a Puffin IRL, really?

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Happy Halalween

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A cat and a cat

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Cat in a jar

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Living dangerously 

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hehe nah... I'm out...

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Friendly reminder to submit your 2020 Census

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That's what friends are for

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Knock yourself out with a little dad joke

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This is the in-flight passenger safety video for Air New Zealand

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A little nerdy punny script for the developers out there

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Is this still considered blackface? 

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This is what adulting is all about!

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Not sure if racist or a bad pun

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MRW People ask me do I know how to make a perfectly looped gif

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It took me forever to get this...

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Simply for your reference

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This is how my wife decided to put away the silverware this morning

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MRW my wife's sister walks in with a skin-tight dress looking very attractive and my wife asks me "Doesn't she look pretty? Should I change?"

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For those few people browsing User Sub... Da Da Dah Dah Dah Dum...

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Jared Fogle has been sent to prison

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Got drunk and started playing Patty Cake with a buddy, then realized we were two grown men playing Patty Cake.

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For the few that browse User Sub and know of this moment... never forget

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MRW browsing LNI

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Just some mild Saturday night satisfaction

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Insane Rock Skipping!

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MRW every time I light my cigarette in the car and my fog machine turns on

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The Grammar Loop. I call it Schrödinger's Grammar.

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So this just happened... apparently MS Word doesn't know what to do with this grammar. HOW CAN I TRUST YOU??

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For those that remember when getting to the FP required 200 points... that feeling of being the 200th upvote.

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Microsoft’s Eckel Anechoic Chamber Is The Quietest Place On Earth

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