hippybobby
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Sep 8, 2017 1:38 PM
hippybobby
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Coltx45
Can confirm, your wife is fine!!! (Whistles attractively)
SalvadorDaliParton666
Lucked out there
jestefarean
Beware!
TroelsyTwo
"I'm fine" means she's given up for the moment trying to make you understand how she feels.
IronicUsername
This is the "what's the deal with airline food?" of memes.
TheOtherGLG20
LongtimeLurker69
run now, run as fast as your little legs will carry you
Elvishasnotleftthebuilding
My thoughts exactly!
isavag3
scrolled down to find this. didn't have to scroll far.
Iouzip
Yea my buddy's wife was fine last week, now she wants a divorce.
JeffGodofBiscuits
Riyakou
Perfect gif for this occasion.
Lateguyj
I select this one as the best reaction gif
InstructionsUnclearSendHelp
I concur to your concur-tion
attofreak
Let him be
asmasm
@RepostStatistics
xxiphos
If you loved me, you would know what's wrong
baldewok
I'm not having this argument sober.
hippybobby
Then let's get drunk together?
SteelMakesMeHard
Where are you @RepostStatistics this has got to be a 5/5
hippybobby
Yup... I actually stole this from one of my old banned accounts, same title and all
AnonymousDud
https://pics.me.me/sector-is-clear-i-just-like-you-as-a-friend-22908559.png
DirteDan
BE CONCERNED FOR YOUR LIFE!!!
PickleRiiiiiiiiiiiiick
Methinks you didn't RTFM about 'Female Speak.'
spitslap
U ded
SlightlyBlackerTactleNeck
Why is this on the fp every week
hippybobby
Because y'all dumb motherfuckers upvote it.. hell, I've gotten it to the FP 4-5 times myself
SlightlyBlackerTactleNeck
I personally have never upvoted anything on this site
hippybobby
Not even ass?
SlightlyBlackerTactleNeck
Nope
ibanezgfx
Wish I could upvote note than once.
hippybobby
Really wish the repoststatistics bot would stop by for a visit. This is the 3rd time I've posted this meme.
crashcar22
Those tags though
Mockingbirb
Oh my...
buttsaredope
Hilter
IDoNotMakeSense
Ryebread91
Much nicer than his famous cousin.
iCanAssureYouThisIsNotHitler
sup?
MyUsernameNeverChecksOut
Not to be confused with his stupid brother Hortler. Hale Hortler.
ForTheSwarm
Hile
ExplodingRobotColon
Miles for Hile
hapsdinersdumpster
Sounds legit, you should probably just assume everything's alright and tell her about the hot woman you saw today.
ottman001
You should charge for advice of that quality.
motherofgoddd
RIP Op
JediDavid
GregCristal
Communication is the key brother. Good man for asking!
Vanargandknight
Just accept that things are fine, and when they're not, state "I just trust you to tell me when something is wrong and not hide it."
00WinterSun00
you sir, are a single man
IceCreamConefessions
@Repoststatistics
MrGinn
Itsatrap.jpeg
TheLastSonOfKrypton
mangogangsta
Its like u unoriginal fucks wait a month then ride the same uninteresting but relatable repost right to the fp
LittleKnownOne
Lol, I can't even, #relatable
QueenCousland
Welcome to Imgur.
ZeroZeta
Just every 28 days, when her aunt comes to visit.
hojizzbar
Woody was Hilter?
hippybobby
HiLTer as in, buried to the hilt
MaddogExplosive
If you're already Glorious, why are you posting meme reposts? Are you that desperate for attention?
hippybobby
That's how I reached glorious in the first place
moneypulator
I hate reposts!
FuckMeFuckYou
Yes, the anti-Hitler. He loves Jews, hates gas chambers and the Aryan race.
hojizzbar
But he said Hilter. I was being a grammar nazi.
noWhiteHorseHereJustBatturuPrinsu
Was he that succesful artist?
hojizzbar
You're half right
shunofagun
Keep asking her if there's something wrong
imyellinkimberr
Oooh yes so she could really get trigg--ahem...get the message you care
BenjaminPannell
...and be sure to remind her that if something is wrong then it's her fault for not speaking up about it. Women love that.
humuluslupululus
What... What kind of women have you been dating?
BenjaminPannell
Joking, just like the guy above me.
d0nni
tell her to calm down
electrotoxins
Use the danielfromsl method
rajib2k5
newly minted husbands, start taking notes
ProfessorSandwich
Give her some bread and peanut butter so she'll instinctually make u a sandwich
cocochronic
Tell her she's acting crazy
Imissthe80sandIwanttogohome
Tell her not to worry her tiny little lady brain. They like that.
MightyMile
anotherusernamed
AND crazy. They love that.
Rkfinecake
Remind her that that sandwich isn't going to make itself.
BillHaleyandHisBANNEDComments2
ask for a blowjob, bitches love giving blowjobs
HurricaneShade
Calm the fuck down thats appropriate for this situation.
nickelbackrocks
Also tell her to grow up. That always works
raptorsoldier
De-stress her breasts
algavinn
Call her Martha, regardless of her name. My wife loves when I call her 1950's house wife names (though it does confuse her).
sweetpotato21
Let not act like children here honey
Imthedroidyouwerelookingfor
Also tell her she's overreacting.
banjokaboom
My wife asked me what I want to do tonight. I told her relax. she called me and said "Why are you telling me to relax?!"
d0nni
"This is why!"
Bourbonkers
LMAO
ThoughtYouSaidSithLord
calm your tits. hakuna your tatas.
thefwank
The typo in the yellow square always gets to me...
MaruchanIsVeryYummyGuys
Rack attack.... priceless
ohfuckIhavetopickausername
Titastrophe?
Comet260
Tell she's acting like her mother.
floppypickle
Don't forget to tell her how pretty her best friend is.
dogsinshowershoes
https://68.media.tumblr.com/8550f5b9f994560cb55f38545b6d71f4/tumblr_inline_obbshnva6h1qbujt4_500.gif
anotherusernamed
Don't you dare!
AmaIthea
"Relax"
katatafish
Choke her and tell her she has failed you for the last time.
InternetExplorer2001
Tell her that the weight she's been gaining is making her produce more estrogen, thus resulting in these irrational mood swings.
JoeT85
I've always had good luck with 'stop talking and relax a minute, you're overreacting'.
nervoball
Shikari13
Tell her she's acting crazy
rebeccarobertsaz350
Ask her if she is on the rag again
mikeatike
They will, in fact, calm up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxK0ZIk_sSE
ButtFaceChase
Man down!
Leevalleyoftheshadowofdeath
Then explain that she's acting just like her mother
dudewheresmyname
When my husband's acting the ass, I call him by his father's name. It usually works.
blueshickensrule
Then call her a crazy bitch.
LickMyPoliteCanadianbeaver
I said that to my own mother once. It ended badly.
AnalBumCoverFor7000Alex
No, like *your* mother!
TOTOAFRICA
It'd be a safer choice to literally baptize a cat
JoeT85
Cats dont have thumbs, harder to hold,the knives and guns
ratfaceddog
How have you been, Christopher Walden?
ratfaceddog
*Walken. Sorry, sir.
skribs
Cats have several tiny knives on each of their 4 paws and additional knives in their mouth.
MerToo
yeah they get like 4D4 + 1D12 attack dice
hippybobby
Should I offer her some midol?
nipplepanties
She'll thank you for being considerate
Cats2cats
Only if there is chocolate in the other hand.
Ambsdorf825
Maybe wine or chocolate
stalkerofstorms
Of course you should get her some Midol. Bitches love Midol.
pookieeatworld
Give her food. Trust me.
NoOfficerImJustNotSober
FYI if yours finds your imgur account she will be just as pissed as mine was
Valiakiss
What is midol? (asking for a friend)
AREALLTHEGOODNAMESTAKEN
Pain medication for period cramps
MyUsernameDoesntCheckout
I'm not your friend, dude.
EmperorDurrell
i'm not your buddy, guy
Valiakiss
Im not guy, buddy
Feags
Ask her if she's on her period.
user563235
savage
SurelyNotHitler
Thanks SATAN!
ShentoSama
Santa*
IratetheD
oh... the surefire way to end up dead. I can tell you as a female nothing makes us more angry than this question.
PluckedDuck
Is it that time of the month for you?
IratetheD
it is fucker... you want me to bleed on you cus i will!
Feags
Oh I know I learned that lesson long ago.
IratetheD
yep.