colonelpanic42
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me irl
snekthedangernoodle
@qeyo
NicomoCosca
Classic white dad
moreaujr
Hey, I have that #25 couch
Diofant
#20
FartBoner69
I must have 6 cameras on me at all times if this is true
wlfman
the "eat what my mom made" line would so work on me
TomBrokaw
sssstephen
goodisunpopular
#4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WahBH9sANg You're welcome.
thesnackthatsmilesback0
Dude every quote ends with "OH MYYYYY"
siannybach
Awakakawaward
brianthefly
Came looking for this +1
potatocaat
elchicotemidodelvecindarioatacadenuevo
The last one was gold +1
PookyButt
"the crowd groaned because it was inappropriate" where do you live?
Assfullofbread
In imagination land
Vectorman2
In the land of made up stories and scripted comedy events
TubaBandito
Yeah, even for a joke he'd now have her number. This is a bad premise.
rshini
it's easy to block a number, and he probably wouldn't keep it after getting publicly humiliated like that.
GregKeen
Somewhere everyone is heartily sick of fucking hecklers.
ImgurCelebrity
I misread that as "hecking fuckers"
espressoandpostrock
Is there nobody else to fuck?
Nitrobskt
So pretty much every hole in the wall comedy club in America?
GregKeen
Every comedy club everywhere where the whole crowd isn't Friday night drunk.
ilikepancakesmorethanpeople
As a whole they need to step up their game if the whole crowd isn't drunk.
Fumoufu
Best casting couch chick
IDontLetMyKidsEatSugar
You shall not shag with your grandma people.
Ds2k7
So what was buzzing
Luminade
Don't ever talk to me again. When I get home you better be packed up and leaving
Zachakx
Probably someone who found out how easy it is to fake texts.
DahPrincess
You can text yourself and delete one side
SanKa13
What the deal with bee movie memes?
IAmTheBadW01f
Probably their phones
SaintInky
#1 is Disney's Rita Repulsa?
CristianCornea
This was probably the most un-funny dump I've ever seen.
Logoth
You still get the whole -1 though!
GregKeen
Angella is a boss.
ScroatyMcUsernameBalls
Source for the casting couch scene?
Hartvign
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qthegoodtimes
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Ayyylmeow
It's just a completely formal interview why do you wanna see it
markg2016
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wraith318
Sheehan apparently. You obviously know the couch already.
Roshiro
Whats dat from?
lurkingcabbage
seconded
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thework1
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Vicidsmartv2
Dot
ZamvLambvy
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sergio32
Arbaks
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thatguyyouthinkyouknow7
F
ilikepancakesmorethanpeople
*Shitty Christmas
TheRealRhodry
F
RealfuckingNito
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PenguinsAreOkayIguess
rudejohn
He is Risen!
Shirtless
dont objectify tits
RepostingMashGifsWithCleverTitles
#7 He is a Liverpool fan..
Azrael715
#10
annonymouse211
#18 wtf......?? Was that a real formerly-alive human or a prop??
herpopottomas
Ahhh. Men!
ZombieZooZombieZoo
#16 "no thanks, I don't like roast beef"
realair
I'm sick of your shit
RuinedChildHood
horkuspronkus
username checks out
nodicefl
Awakward
ToxicNickname
I was eating out my grandma the other day, and then my relatives came in the room. Really made the funeral awkward
carltonsalad
awakward
UpvoteFairy3001
This happened at my old job (nursing home) a woman had dementia really bad and her son was having sex with her telling her he was herhusband
kowarewootNagisa
not like this... not like this
nodicefl
AccioBatarang
PizzaSlutForever
I feel kinda awkward upvoting this ... like, I'm giving it my seal of approval or something ... oh well, take it! +1
PritzIlPalazzo
BleachItsWhatsForDinner
"I'll take Things that are seriously wrong with what was just said' for $500, Alex."
UpvoteFairy3001
I mean, he was OBVIOUSLY arrested. But thankfully she didnt remember it. Poor woman. It was fucked up being belief.
UpvoteFairy3001
Beyond*
dontcallmeplath
................. o k .
blackbenetavo
SquidShadeyWadey
So umm what's the sauce to that casting couch meme... uhh-uhhhhh for r-research
robertsonofpaul
https://www.xvideos.com/video14085379/fine_ass_redhead_sheehan_auditions_for_backroom_casting_couch
Mccanimal101
Doin God's work. Thank you fellow scientist lol
AdogeKitler
So I haven't seen the movie so could someone explain #3
Heysuckmybatarang
She picking the petals off his rose, saying "he loves me, he loves me not." Which never happened and wouldn't ever happen lol
twiggysticks
The beast remains a beast forever if the last petal falls
goodisunpopular
The rose shes plucking is an enchanted rose that acts as a countdown for how long Beast has to break his curse. Last petal falls = Game Over
wiggidywack
It's interesting because if the beast learns to love and be loved before the last petal falls, then the spell will be broken. But, if he (1)
wiggidywack
Fails, he will remain a beast. So Belle picking the petals saying "he loves me, he loves me not" does still fit the narrative. (2)
PamelaSplooshPoovey
You should really watch the movie
AdogeKitler
Cartoon or live action? Never seen either of them
PamelaSplooshPoovey
The animation is the original and far superior to the live action. I guess the LA would be ok if you had nothing to compare it to
ashmenon
Wait, you haven't seen the original cartoon movie either?
AdogeKitler
I'm afraid not
ashmenon
Oh boy, you're in for a treat. It's amazing, you'll love it :D
Molvanian
Anti-thunderstorms are making it into my next D&D game.
horblepunfest
can I play?
GrimDarkRealities
I literally saved this in my folder for ideas for such, but I am doing atomic road right now, so not usable just yet...
Rheios
I was just thinking the same exact thing.
Arimakura
They're going in my next short story
apensatori1
Darknesstorms
Urrurrual
same
kadaeux
*Scribbles it down* Currently GMing a new game involving necromancy. It's a perfect touch.
TinySnek
Know any good places to play it online? I want to play as a warforged sentient shield. Yes, a literal shield. No, I don't know why.
Molvanian
Roll20.net There's a host of gaming groups on various online chat services, but roll20 handles the actual online gaming aspect.
RynoFlametongue
RIGHT?!
Gorillionare
Same. If I knew how to play...or had friends who'd be interested...or had any friends at all.
SourK
There's an imgur plays d&d group where they play weekly and shift players around. I found my group on reddit. Just gotta get out there.
DrTacticalKeyboard
same
TheHeroOfKavatch
The storms of chaos bare no logic nor need. they simply exist.
Arvandor
I was also thinking the high pitched peals should come *before* the flash of darkness. Starts out at the edge of hearing then screeeeEEEE1/2
Scyxurz
Read that as "high pitched squeals."
MrAwful
The screech should come after so there are those few seconds of anticipation after the flash where you KNOW it's coming and can only wait.
Arvandor
and at the flash, nothing. Complete silence, like that muffled effect you get after a deep snow, only moreso at the same moment as the flash
inmat
it sounds almost beautiful
IAmArthurKingOfTheBritains
and an enemy who can only move when the darkening (anti-lightning) flashes
TripleDubZ
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pilomotor
Shouldn't it be darkning? We don't call it lightening, after all.
MrRandom314159
I think the standard design is to have them be tall, lanky, and chalk white skin.
deviantchuckles
Thing from 'lights out'?
JohnVaddic19
Dot
Arimakura
The Darkening
PokemSleepGod
Drow!
Rhynn
So, Weeping Angels?
HollyFlamingNinjaNaziBatman
Or some form of shadow fiend perhaps? And maybe it has to cling to the statues to survive in the light?
IAmArthurKingOfTheBritains
pretty much yeah but let's be more original
axionzetaone
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/constructs/pendula/
PinkyandtheBane
Don't you hate it when your D&D ideas already exist. I came up with this huge campaign that pretty much ended up being season 7 of TWD.
IAmArthurKingOfTheBritains
Maybe not move then. How bout they only exist when the darkness flashes.
littleghostprince
Honestly an enemy I wanted to implement playing WoD -- a light-based enemy, visible only in the dark.
SgtCookie111
Hellcats from D&D 3.5. They're invisible in light but in darkness, they're glowing.
kaleber
I don't get the beauty and beast one
kaleber
I hate getting down votes for not knowing something
Ichose2
I think he dies or stays a beast if he doesn't find true love before the last petal drops, it's been years, he's running out of time, then
Ichose2
she comes along and shreds it in under a minute (according to the toy)
ZebraCockSandwich
if the last petal falls off the rose beast stays a beast forever. in the toy shes picking off the petals for 'loves me loves me not"
kaleber
Oh! She's picking them off! I need better glasses
ZebraCockSandwich
lol XD
imagoa
Well, let me go into detail here a bit. The rose as a symbol of love in certain societies bears a strong metaphorical power which is used 1/
imagoa
in "Beauty and the Beast" in a somewhat clever and unexpected way. Symbolizing not only love for another person as is seen usually but 2/
imagoa
the love for life in general. Which makes the message so much more powerful. As to answer your question about the picture, as you can see 3/
ImgurCelebrity
This has not been well-received
imagoa
Google it.
DogsAndMemesAreMyTwoFavoriteThings
Loooool