Jan 17, 2017 5:21 PM
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The heroes we need!
GFunk612
Director: "opening scene... Slap to the snooch!" .... "Nailed it!"
DaMotorBoater
davidwallacecfo
DrivingTheBus
The nerf-like padded ones hurt like hell. Don't practice with wooden ones, dumbass.
ispendtomuchtimehere
Loved this. Much happy now.
imbackbabymakin
Wham bam right in the clam
madmadra
Fun fact, they are banned in Ireland
kustomkirk
Metatality
The one with the skateboard was part of an old Loading Ready Run sketch about artificial virality on the early internet for those wondering.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InyibtDsgNA found it.
Alnan5772
could not stop laughing...seeing im not the only one whose gone through the pain
Apeofdeath
The most fun I've had all day
IshMoNk
This is the byproduct of having Michelangelo be the funniest of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...
Ulthirm
Why did that dude get kicked in the nuts after the fact?
AdditionalPants
For extra views! https://youtu.be/InyibtDsgNA
Soopermanz
Is.... is that Pam....
SuperVinyl
No, Jenna Fisher has tigger biddies and a much smaller penis.
NateintheNorth
Was gonna say: The real question is why Pam is on the roof in a bikini wielding nunchuks. This feels like an extortion from Dwight.
Elph
Hard weapons are hard to control
Chavestvaldt
First one looks like Pam from the Office
ThatsNoMoonItsaSpaceStation
This GIF needs to be longer...
SickBangerzM9
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/114/264/0aa.gif
db17k
A friend once got arrested for having a pair of these in the backseat of his car here in San Jose
AnneFranklyMyDearIDontGiveADamn
Afro ninja! Takes me back to the days of ebaum's world.
SIrEvilMustache
He's very different from Afro Samurai.
ExtraZOIDBERG
Did you hear: ebaums world is no longer a planet
TheDivineUsersub
and funnyjunk.com
iAMthedroidurlookingfor
He's my fav as he goes down he keeps going hahahahahaha
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
Leather trench coat. Shirtless w/ camo pants. Polo tucked into sweatpants. What else did I expect?
myr14d
The skateboard nunchuck one is the gif that just kept on giving.
scragman
That's the LoadingReadyRun comedy group if I remember correctly.
This is what we like!
VainyBangStick
This why I prefer gofer-chuks
nerdycatt
Chosen One!
riboflaven
I'd love to get good at the Nunchaku, but as they all come standard equipped with ball seeking tech, I don't have the heart to try.
You'll hit yourself in the head/face way more than in the balls, but it sucks either way.
valen00
Use a cup?
WhereIsHockeyPants
I've got the heart but not the balls.
Even if you did, the above gifs tell me you wouldn't for very long.
wellofmimir
...was that first one xev bellringer?
GloomyWhisp
Same question that i didn't dare to ask
Seebats
The skateboard one was done by some friends of mine, LoadingReadyRun. They do comedy and have a twitch channel. That video is mega old.
Lanthes
I thought I recognized that scene! When was it, 2007?
https://youtu.be/InyibtDsgNA
Ah! I wasn't too far off. All that Jpeg made Graham look younger for some reason.
CommodoreHustle ftw!
Like fine wine, LRR seems to improve with age. (Except for season one, of course.)
ThomasMouritz
Adam!
Shchenya
I was thinking: Is that graham stark!?!
DrHurg
3rd dude's friends are straight up assholes
TheBorzoi
3rd dude was wearing a cup. It was staged. Graham Stark is the one getting kicked. Morgan vanHumbeck is the one kicking. Loading Ready Run.
Ah, okay, context is key. Thanks dude :D +1
My name is Paul. I don't gotta rap. I just stroke my beard sayin' nothing on the track.
UonlyThinkyourDead
have done martial arts most of my life, nunchaku come with a HUGE learning curve and it gets worse as you get better becasue they get faster
therealretto
My brother is a pro at nunchucks. Been doing it for 15 years now. It's insane to watch.
exyia
I took months learning tri-section staff over nun-chucks........I have no idea why. It was so painful and difficult...
tooomanysteves
Pretty useless weapon compared to a bo-staff or sword.
Ialwaysupvotechrisfarley
And every crack to the head slows down learning drastically
jakeybee
Nunchaku but every time you learn it gets faster
ANightAtTheCocksbury
I quickly moved to using a pair made of solid oak. Yes, it hurt. Yes, I never made those mistakes again.
Gyrofalco
But bruce lee could play ping pong with then, so i want to do that too!!
DwaneDibbley
Personaly, i have never find them usefull. It doesnt excel in any aspect above other weapons.
ForboJack
That's why you use facking training nunchakus...
PandraPierva
I never did too much with my nunchaku after a few years but I never once nailed my balls with em...
MrtheOffender
Yep, just started and i HATE that Kukiwon makes you learn these things, The fuck's wrong with a simple staff!?
emguhraeb
Same, I stopped very shortly though. I cracked myself in the head one too many times and My other weapons are a lot easier to control lol
purple0king
This is why Michelangelo is thought to be the most smiled out of the four turts.
TheTeenageMutantNinjaTurtles
This is true, and I should know.
FrankSeas
I'd be the most smiled too if all I did was eat pizza
How the hell did it autocorrect skilled to smiled?
erischilde
You know he's smiled out because of the herbs before the pizza.
69thStPepper
Never got the payoff. It takes tons of practice, easy to hurt yourself, and unless you're Bruce Lee, a big stick works better
aWiseSageOnceSaid
It's more if an art now days
BhawbTheMagnificent
The original point was that they could be concealed and weren't banned as weapons. Now it is more about practicing for fun.
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
I'm sure there are upsides/downsides as with all weapons. These just seem like more practice = less skill than with a staff
eldorel
harder to conceal a big stick.
Excuse me sir, are those nunchuks in your pocket, or are you packing a tackle like a moose?
jsktrogdor
Do you want to look good or do you want to fight good?
Haha, hard to do either after a solid thump to the testicles
fartsandwitches
I've done various weapons training for 4 or so years. Nunchaku are one of the hardest to get a proper handle of.
GiddyKipper
Are they actually any good as a weapon though ? Better than what and why? Thanks !
IsThisGoingToBeAFutureTrend
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Bind a sword or staff with the chain maybe. You get lots of power from the speed of the swing. Somewhat concealable...
If you know how to use them they're ducking awesome. Super hard to defend against since you can't tell where they're going to come from
At least in the movies people seem to spend more time hitting themselves than actually doing battle with them
1Rogue
anything in the right hands is good enough of a weapon. The problem is practicality
How do you mean ?
nunchucks aren't exactly practical vs a gun. or really a lot of other weapons. But it's almost always skill vs skill, the weapon is an ext
rsmatt00
Ok guys I have an idea...Nerfchaku....eh, EH?! I'll see myself out...
HsuDoNihm
They have 'em for practice, but the weight is low (to reduce injury) which screws up the rhythm, so you have to learn again on "real" ones.
suntzupup
that's what i learned with.
ARC7567
I actually have a soft rubber training nunchaka. It really does help.
NeroHeiAngelo
They make actual practice ones too. Yes this is a thing.
dontcallmeplath
That's not a terrible idea. Something soft, but weighted similarly so you don't knock yourself out. I bet that exists somewhere.
They do exist
byohzzrd
Padded training 'chuks. They still hurt.
Wafflevore
I had some when i was little. They didn't have much weight, a foam tube around plastic, but they worked like a charm!
the problem with foam weapons is you tend to get carried away with them becasue, they are light and super fun to hit folks with
eatyourmeat
How is this a problem?
Hungrypiemonger
then the insides have to be made of metal...still hurts.
theshinobi23
I have padded wooden training katanas. Can confirm they still hurt when hit and can bruise/KO. Just not quite as much damage as without.
yep
GFunk612
Director: "opening scene... Slap to the snooch!" .... "Nailed it!"
DaMotorBoater
davidwallacecfo
DrivingTheBus
The nerf-like padded ones hurt like hell. Don't practice with wooden ones, dumbass.
ispendtomuchtimehere
Loved this. Much happy now.
imbackbabymakin
Wham bam right in the clam
madmadra
Fun fact, they are banned in Ireland
kustomkirk
Metatality
The one with the skateboard was part of an old Loading Ready Run sketch about artificial virality on the early internet for those wondering.
Metatality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InyibtDsgNA found it.
Alnan5772
could not stop laughing...seeing im not the only one whose gone through the pain
Apeofdeath
The most fun I've had all day
IshMoNk
This is the byproduct of having Michelangelo be the funniest of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...
Ulthirm
Why did that dude get kicked in the nuts after the fact?
AdditionalPants
For extra views! https://youtu.be/InyibtDsgNA
Soopermanz
Is.... is that Pam....
SuperVinyl
No, Jenna Fisher has tigger biddies and a much smaller penis.
NateintheNorth
Was gonna say: The real question is why Pam is on the roof in a bikini wielding nunchuks. This feels like an extortion from Dwight.
Elph
Hard weapons are hard to control
Chavestvaldt
First one looks like Pam from the Office
ThatsNoMoonItsaSpaceStation
This GIF needs to be longer...
SickBangerzM9
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/114/264/0aa.gif
db17k
A friend once got arrested for having a pair of these in the backseat of his car here in San Jose
AnneFranklyMyDearIDontGiveADamn
Afro ninja! Takes me back to the days of ebaum's world.
SIrEvilMustache
He's very different from Afro Samurai.
ExtraZOIDBERG
Did you hear: ebaums world is no longer a planet
TheDivineUsersub
and funnyjunk.com
iAMthedroidurlookingfor
He's my fav as he goes down he keeps going hahahahahaha
SingleNiceFedoraWearingClassyGuycautiondonotfriendzone
Leather trench coat. Shirtless w/ camo pants. Polo tucked into sweatpants. What else did I expect?
myr14d
The skateboard nunchuck one is the gif that just kept on giving.
scragman
That's the LoadingReadyRun comedy group if I remember correctly.
GFunk612
This is what we like!
VainyBangStick
This why I prefer gofer-chuks
nerdycatt
Chosen One!
riboflaven
I'd love to get good at the Nunchaku, but as they all come standard equipped with ball seeking tech, I don't have the heart to try.
DrivingTheBus
You'll hit yourself in the head/face way more than in the balls, but it sucks either way.
valen00
Use a cup?
WhereIsHockeyPants
I've got the heart but not the balls.
riboflaven
Even if you did, the above gifs tell me you wouldn't for very long.
wellofmimir
...was that first one xev bellringer?
GloomyWhisp
Same question that i didn't dare to ask
GloomyWhisp
Same question that i didn't dare to ask
Seebats
The skateboard one was done by some friends of mine, LoadingReadyRun. They do comedy and have a twitch channel. That video is mega old.
Lanthes
I thought I recognized that scene! When was it, 2007?
AdditionalPants
https://youtu.be/InyibtDsgNA
Lanthes
Ah! I wasn't too far off. All that Jpeg made Graham look younger for some reason.
scragman
CommodoreHustle ftw!
AdditionalPants
Like fine wine, LRR seems to improve with age. (Except for season one, of course.)
ThomasMouritz
Adam!
Shchenya
I was thinking: Is that graham stark!?!
ThomasMouritz
Adam!
DrHurg
3rd dude's friends are straight up assholes
TheBorzoi
3rd dude was wearing a cup. It was staged. Graham Stark is the one getting kicked. Morgan vanHumbeck is the one kicking. Loading Ready Run.
DrHurg
Ah, okay, context is key. Thanks dude :D +1
AdditionalPants
My name is Paul. I don't gotta rap. I just stroke my beard sayin' nothing on the track.
UonlyThinkyourDead
have done martial arts most of my life, nunchaku come with a HUGE learning curve and it gets worse as you get better becasue they get faster
therealretto
My brother is a pro at nunchucks. Been doing it for 15 years now. It's insane to watch.
exyia
I took months learning tri-section staff over nun-chucks........I have no idea why. It was so painful and difficult...
tooomanysteves
Pretty useless weapon compared to a bo-staff or sword.
Ialwaysupvotechrisfarley
And every crack to the head slows down learning drastically
jakeybee
Nunchaku but every time you learn it gets faster
ANightAtTheCocksbury
I quickly moved to using a pair made of solid oak. Yes, it hurt. Yes, I never made those mistakes again.
Gyrofalco
But bruce lee could play ping pong with then, so i want to do that too!!
DwaneDibbley
Personaly, i have never find them usefull. It doesnt excel in any aspect above other weapons.
ForboJack
That's why you use facking training nunchakus...
PandraPierva
I never did too much with my nunchaku after a few years but I never once nailed my balls with em...
MrtheOffender
Yep, just started and i HATE that Kukiwon makes you learn these things, The fuck's wrong with a simple staff!?
emguhraeb
Same, I stopped very shortly though. I cracked myself in the head one too many times and My other weapons are a lot easier to control lol
Gyrofalco
But bruce lee could play ping pong with then, so i want to do that too!!
purple0king
This is why Michelangelo is thought to be the most smiled out of the four turts.
TheTeenageMutantNinjaTurtles
This is true, and I should know.
FrankSeas
I'd be the most smiled too if all I did was eat pizza
purple0king
How the hell did it autocorrect skilled to smiled?
erischilde
You know he's smiled out because of the herbs before the pizza.
69thStPepper
Never got the payoff. It takes tons of practice, easy to hurt yourself, and unless you're Bruce Lee, a big stick works better
aWiseSageOnceSaid
It's more if an art now days
BhawbTheMagnificent
The original point was that they could be concealed and weren't banned as weapons. Now it is more about practicing for fun.
HideyoWifeHideyoKids
I'm sure there are upsides/downsides as with all weapons. These just seem like more practice = less skill than with a staff
eldorel
harder to conceal a big stick.
69thStPepper
Excuse me sir, are those nunchuks in your pocket, or are you packing a tackle like a moose?
jsktrogdor
Do you want to look good or do you want to fight good?
69thStPepper
Haha, hard to do either after a solid thump to the testicles
fartsandwitches
I've done various weapons training for 4 or so years. Nunchaku are one of the hardest to get a proper handle of.
GiddyKipper
Are they actually any good as a weapon though ? Better than what and why? Thanks !
IsThisGoingToBeAFutureTrend
.
erischilde
Bind a sword or staff with the chain maybe. You get lots of power from the speed of the swing. Somewhat concealable...
fartsandwitches
If you know how to use them they're ducking awesome. Super hard to defend against since you can't tell where they're going to come from
valen00
At least in the movies people seem to spend more time hitting themselves than actually doing battle with them
1Rogue
anything in the right hands is good enough of a weapon. The problem is practicality
GiddyKipper
How do you mean ?
1Rogue
nunchucks aren't exactly practical vs a gun. or really a lot of other weapons. But it's almost always skill vs skill, the weapon is an ext
rsmatt00
Ok guys I have an idea...Nerfchaku....eh, EH?! I'll see myself out...
HsuDoNihm
They have 'em for practice, but the weight is low (to reduce injury) which screws up the rhythm, so you have to learn again on "real" ones.
suntzupup
that's what i learned with.
ARC7567
I actually have a soft rubber training nunchaka. It really does help.
NeroHeiAngelo
They make actual practice ones too. Yes this is a thing.
dontcallmeplath
That's not a terrible idea. Something soft, but weighted similarly so you don't knock yourself out. I bet that exists somewhere.
therealretto
They do exist
byohzzrd
Padded training 'chuks. They still hurt.
Wafflevore
I had some when i was little. They didn't have much weight, a foam tube around plastic, but they worked like a charm!
UonlyThinkyourDead
the problem with foam weapons is you tend to get carried away with them becasue, they are light and super fun to hit folks with
eatyourmeat
How is this a problem?
Hungrypiemonger
then the insides have to be made of metal...still hurts.
theshinobi23
I have padded wooden training katanas. Can confirm they still hurt when hit and can bruise/KO. Just not quite as much damage as without.
Hungrypiemonger
yep