ispendtomuchtimehere

439491 pts · March 10, 2014


I have issues with goats. I remember the wordbank. It is currently raining in Oregon and it always will be. I'm rich in ways that the bank doesn't count.

I used to be able to easily make a meme

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it smells like strong garlic and good weed

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Sampo

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Just found the show Infomercials

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after two years of this shit..

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I'm a monster..,,

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Joker was good enough, I believe one day it could happen..

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they give me anxiety so I just reword things

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I work outdoors and rarely near toilets

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I don't mean to but it happens

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maybe some of this work would get done faster

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I wanted to say in vein..but I just love the quote too much

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Nobody even thought of it until they stared down the heart of an active volcano

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I'm a monster

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There can be only one

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your right but your rights are shellfish

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huge fan of South Park needs help

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the struggle in usersub is real

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So you made up your mind and won't change it..

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I remember when

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"Don't jump a gift shark in the mouth"

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hey sis..

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Ben Franklin was wrong

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as fast as selfies, like pot plants..they don't belong here..fine if they're video games, though

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Teflon Don

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if you should go skating on the thin ice of modern life..

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In the name of art and science

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I can't do this alone

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i guess i'm just old fashioned

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i'm not frying bacon

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I really can' internet even on Imgur, wish I could

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I use memes incorrectly because I don't know what I'm doing

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this doesn't make sense to me either

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Brandish me

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I'm always downvoting selfies and shoes

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I'm a land surveyor

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Send me a clue please..it should go slowly around the sandbox or yard and move like a real tractor

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I need help from resourceful people, please help

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I am always getting more screwed

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Whistlin' and Fishin' in heaven

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July 29?

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truthiness is so two years ago

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Not that there's anything wrong with that..

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Blue Oyster Cult

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It shoulda gone down like Alderaan, we'd all go down together..seemed fair. Guess I'll have to go the hard way in 30 years or so

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it's just fun to see them die

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I do what I wanna do

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right claw north

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I pick my friends noses

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somehow every conceivable scam call gets to my phone, I don't want to block  them, I want to murder these criminal assholes

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July 29th?

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better than Austin, too. I'm straight outta Garden Home

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meh

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