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Maybe the bottom panel should be red too? I didn't order it, never looked on Amazon for one, and the name isn't familiar to my wife or I. We've talked about it in the past though...
Quick update. Yes, I checked with Amazon, they said to keep it, they didn't even want to know what it was.
trustworthyfart
Who just opens other peoples mail?
bumcivillian
[Chuckles] im in danger
InkBandit
Its a real fun time
copingcabana
Some people are fucking assholes.
notyourmommasinfidel
Pretty sure Alexa ordered it. She wants to listen to you get pegged.
isetprettygirlsonfire
@op later tonight
Cilvaa
Lucky dude
access
May as well give it a go now, right @op?
SteveMND
Man, I miss @ipegonthefirstdate. Those were a different time on Imgur.
LucidPariah
You mean the past 4 years of Americans crying and smearing shit all over imgur because of Trump, turning this place into a fucking shithole?
Frontrowheckler
Do it. Start slowand commucate.
MrWobblyHead
And don't spare the lube.
vlej
the magical pegging fairy has spoken. now bend over.
BannedForSFW05
GlobeHoppinBunnyBooper
THEmichaelscarn12
TheGriffin
GRZMNKY
Should have made that wishlist private, huh?
joshuabarnett851337
Gianttesticlemonster
chetnixandflill
Go fuck yourself @op
kgnzpfwws
Double check your bank accounts for any fraud. Sometimes they do things like this to test them. Also, sometimes they are sent elsewhere and
kgnzpfwws
then “stolen” by porch pirates who don’t want to use their own address for a delivery.
Copperbrat
ha ha ha look honey someone accidentally sent this to our house ha ha it's so funny but kind of interesting hah ha don't you think? hah
THEmichaelscarn12
bluewaterdeuce
transrightsareajoke
When life gives you strapons, make straponaide.
StandBackSomeonesOffened
Think it’s just called a safe word
Lakih
Straponaide is a great safeword
thelionandtheloon
InnDee
BannedForSFW05
Nazislookuptocats
Perfect
iamthisguy247
Rimasticus
How did the boyfriend take it?
JAPONfan
Sugarbritches21
I wish I could get new toys for free. Lucky @op
thisisneil
Your wife ordered it
AskBobLoblaw
@IPegOnTheFirstDate
Cilvaa
I miss Peg
LucidPariah
@IPegOnTheFirstDate I thought that would have been obvious
HelpfulCorn
Hasn't been around for almost a year
Rabidbacon
Gianttesticlemonster
ps238principal
You may have been sent the product as a "sale" so someone could post a review (they require purchases now).
Xenarion
That or an error. I once received an electronic white board for kids, never ordered it. When I called, customer service said it was >
Xenarion
> linked to a subscription purchase (not available on that sort of product).
StandBackSomeonesOffened
So much this.
cardsox
Why did you open someone elses package?
Mithi
My house, my package!
GrumpyOldMan55
"Didn't order"............
WizeGuyThoughts
His wife probably:
Blueb3
Scout's honor, it wasn't me! The attachment is rather intimidating...
Aliubi
Hope it was for you, at least
blueyarn
Does your house appear unoccupied? It’s common for credit card thieves to have their packages sent to empty homes to pickup after delivery.
Z0op
Wife is sus
TheTechGuy007
Look up brushing scam. PS, When trying to report to Amazon, they don't care. XD
AGiantSlor
Link to said product? Let us be the judge of what's intimidating!
Blueb3
I have no idea, it was just in a plain black bag inside the Amazon bag.
fbutt09
Now @op’s black hole will become as wide as the amazon
IOnlyPostThatOneGorillaGif
dKittenStar
Now I think you have a stalker or your wife did it