Stayed up until 2:30 this morning waiting to see the aurora....
Hi everybody who is sitting on the toilet right now!
I made a salad!
Waking up to imgur this morning like
It's that time of year again!
Is it beautiful?
All these people farming for meaningless April Fool's points
Now I finally understand why people would want a Bard
At least it wasn't 50 shades
And don't forget to take lots of pictures!
Bacon. That is all.
Mrw people start complaining when I upload a low quality gif
Mrw I get the "imgur is overcapacity" message and can't downvote shitposts
Resses's puffs! Resses's puffs!
Because reasons
They are watching you!
It counts as one!!!
Nice moon tonight
Last night's homemade pizza from scratch. Pepperoni bacon and red onions on one half.
Tried taking revenge on my boss who loves crop dusting me..
Is a beer stein an appropriate amount of coffee for one sitting?
It doesn't get real until you have to throw off your shirt and kick off your pants...
Prepare yourself... Matthew Perry just passed
Because farts will never not be hilarious.
Welcome to the ocean!
What your plants are doing all day while you aren't looking
Crowd surfing wheelchair guy at the Dethklok concert
My new percolator coffee maker didn't have an automatic on timer so I made one!
Good night everybody!
Merry Christmas!
Take off your glasses
Any love for Shin Godzilla?
I think the cat is sick of his crap!
Cheese!
She severely underestimates men
Still worth it
Happy mini animal dump
Forgot to bring it in from the car
Oh Yeeeeass!
I don't know how to feel about this
Canada!
I agree
Mrw I hear my wife's car pull in the driveway and I remembered she asked me to empty the dishwasher
Lick the screen!
What's your favorite Godzilla?
My home would smell like weed and forest fires
I need to send this to my boss tomorrow
I'm currently over 1080 active mods.....
Things I did as a kid
Who else thinks this would make a decent SciFi movie