JustAGuy8
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Sorry couldn't resist...
Aug 29, 2017 1:35 AM
JustAGuy8
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2902
125
Sorry couldn't resist...
caudata
Someone needs to Photoshop a boner on that cockatoo.
cforcalvin
you'd be like too if you knew you were getting paid that much
5volt
He looks like he's having a lot of fun
StreaksOnTheChinaNeverMatteredBefore
Connor be like:
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JustAnotherImgurAsshole
I had no idea what was going on, but when I saw this gif on Twitter I thought "that black brother is gunna win, 100%." Got nothing to prove
Agunslingerborn
Smell my breath - Connor
bubbleteapanties
That birb has no raging errection!
HooliEmployee
What a douch canoe
MironGaines
This is pretty great!
sayfcknwhat
I didn't know shit about boxing and never heard of these men. Watched the fight after all this hype, expecting a bloodbath. Was pleasantly 1
sayfcknwhat
2 surprised at the technical aspects and how Mayweather handled himself. It gave me an interest in the "real" sport. So...win-win for them?
TheCrazySucculentLady
Now the cards against humanity card comes into play: getting so angry you pop a boner
ExcitingJosh
Lulabel73
He wore himself out with all the trash talk.
statutoryape
"Turn to the crowd, show everyone your boner."
MarvaNipp
Holy shit the amount of testosterone in that first gif
thereisagifforeverythingisntthere
Re-watches, focus on wiggly peener
happyolives
WellBehavedZombie
"You know you are allowed to wear shorts"
KeaneN
From another camera angle
IronicUsername
And then he lost.
SmellySmellThatSmellsSmelly
And got paid big time.
IIIHalezIII
https://media.tenor.com/images/90fc60afd5031b42c9cce848da48482f/tenor.gif
stefansf
White guy looks like a dumbass
kukbert
Okay, yeah, Mayweather is fucking asshole, but I feel like Mcgregor's getting a pass. He seems an insuffreble cunt.
thisisprocrastination
He does, but it could be all marketing. I hate this type of marketing so much I don't care if it's real or not.
kukbert
Yeah, I feel kinda the same way. He seems for thought throught than Mayweather. But maybe it's still annoying.
tonksl
Do i see a chub!?!?
Arbok8C
I see a tent.
CamelSpotter
He's very comfortable in the spotlight.
ThisIsUnique
Tf? Did he have a boner?
AnteRehn
That is not a boner.
ThisIsUnique
And you know this because? You never know, he might just have a really tiny dick.
Resurrectionist
What psychopath decided we had to have random blurry parts of the original video in the margins of that video?
SnakeBiteScares
Instagram only allows 1:1 ratio images so uploading a 16:9 or otherwise needs a border. Blurring or black border is how they get around it
SnakeBiteScares
As images and videos go through the social media water cycle they end up like this at some point
Snotty128
I think there's a legit reason for doing it, but it is the first time I've seen a hard on wobbling around in the blurred part
SjyiN
Both are idiots
molotovb
*genius
JakeRockwell
*geniuts
Dionysus187
wealth != intelligence. Only dumb fucks think this.
molotovb
In this case, it absolutely does. Con from start to finish. These guys are both massive outliers in terms of business.
Dionysus187
Oh and mayweather is a piece of shit who beats women.
Dionysus187
It really doesn't so it wont rub off if you like it and they aren't gonna share if you suck their cock on the internet.
molotovb
wut
UltraXar
Take notes. That's how you make 3 million dollars a minute. Let that sink in. 3 million dollars a minute.
IronicUsername
I think you also have to be pretty good at fighting.
molotovb
Well, and the lifetime of training. And the year of hype leading up to it.. that 10-20 years worth of brain damage... etc.
engShane
I like that people praise him for being on welfare. He chose not to work so he could train. That is not an appropriate use of financial aid.
thisisprocrastination
He should pay it back, and then some. Like Rowling did. Then it would be a most appropriate use.
engShane
I think he did, and that is a great thing. Still though, accepting welfare so you can train to fight should not be an option.
thisisprocrastination
Not many succeed in making it a career, but, as long as you hard core dedicate yourself to it, and have a chance, I'd support it. It's >
thisisprocrastination
>the ones who do nothing that I despise. Including the ones who make babies and do nothing else.
IHaveAPizzaTrampolineSecret
Then afterward they're best buds. Jokes on us. (actually a decent fight though...)
DogacMazman
Yeah, first they wanna kill each other. Afterwards they're like; please don't die, are you ok buddy?
comingbacktowhereivealwaysbeen
They've been buds the whole time. You could tell the way they were talking shit at press conf, it was all a game
Imissthe80sandIwanttogohome
I thought the fight was fucking terrible.
skellington01
Being nice after sharing a success is not the same as being best buds. I doubt they are even in touch.
twaldma2
To be fair that seems pretty common in fighting. People always talk shit beforehand and then are hugging and stroking each other afterwards
Resurrectionist
And why not? Two people shouldn't have to be mortal enemies just to compete against each other.
twaldma2
I do agree. However, I understand why they feel motivated to position fighters as enemies.
AgamemnonsMemes
A lot better than it could have been
CamelSpotter
I'll be friends with anyone who would give me millions of dollars just for fighting him.
IHaveAPizzaTrampolineSecret
that's a fact lol
ImSaltyWalty
Tens of millions of dollars
RogueEnthusiast
Dependent on their agreement and their take of the pay per view most likely the figure is north of a Hundred million dollars each.
Hikash
I always hated that fake posturing and screaming bullshit they do at weigh in and press conferences. They treat it like it's a soap opera.
demosthenes89
Agreed. I had to look away because I was overwhelmed with sympathetic embarrassment.
Sheepyhead
I just wanna see fights, idgaf about what happens outside of the octagon
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thatgotoutofhand
I always loved when Dana White was in there "holding" McGregor back, like ohhh "I'm helping!!".
lifeisapicnic
Almost makes you wonder... if that's the point
thisisprocrastination
That's why I loved the 2nd world fighters back when UFC was cool. Crocop, Fedor etc. Some Americans would posture,Russkies were all business
Cheomesh
It is.
bitemark
Reminds me of South Park: "this is some of the best wrestling I've ever seen!"
grimfandango
They know it's where they make their money. People call em primitive fools but![]()
roobooroo
They're putting on a show, it would be boring if they both were stonefaced and/or awkward imo
dietderpsy
It's for the fans who have never fought and have no discipline or respect for the fight.
applesforjuice
I don't like it either but it could be psyching himself up while seeing what reaction he can get from the other guy.
IAmAGoodPerson
Thats.the.whole.point.
GameOfLiesAndDeath
Isn't it though?
Craicerjack
it is a soap opera
DannyDLC
be careful dont let his winner here you say that
s8008
Man the bets I would have changed if I'd seen this
Resurrectionist
The more boring the actual matches get, the more they need to hype them up.
TheWuggening
Not a fan of Macho Man Randy Savage I take it.
BayazTheBenevolent
At least Wrestling was funny. This shit is just grown-ass men acting like monkeys.
StunnedGoofy
LemmiwinksKingofGerbils
I just looked him up... so not disappointed.
buttholette
Yes! Remember Bonesaw the, uhh, cage fighter (?) from the first Tobey Maguire Spider-Man movie
Arcian
NOW HOLD IT THERE, BROTHER
GreaterDog
Who doesn't love cocaine?
Hikash
He's the exception!
ImSaltyWalty
buttholette
No for reals. Even just thinking the words "snap into a slim Jim" automatically makes a person friggin happy
Zaayl
Wrestling IS a soap opera, scripted down to the fight, which is a key distinction.
storysails
Entirely agree! Sadly, in too many ways boxing is approaching the similar.
mizcs
its just an evolution of gladiatorial combat
canderousbossk
Which is an evolution of apes ripping off each other's faces
TheWuggening
What is math but the evolution of apes counting things.
canderousbossk
Math is a curse, bring back stone age
TheWuggening
What is poetry but the evolution of monkeys howling.
canderousbossk
Nuthin
MoooCow
It's entertainment in the end.
storysails
Agreed and also paid. Paid entertainment.
Hikash
If you say so.
IAmAGoodPerson
It literally is
ICompletedEngineeringOnTime
He had a hard on ?
UnisausS1
You would look !!!! Lmao !!
Hypen
u got him! xD lol ha ha.
HerrBisch
He was just a little pumped.
mytruepersonality
well wouldn't you if all you had to do to make a hundred mill was pretend to fight someone
Ballerblue
*rage boner
juxtjCandyBaroness
Explains some of the rage then right? If I was short changed like that I would show some anger and hostility.
AnteRehn
That's not a hard on, just a flaccid dick on the side.
jebowlin
I dont see a hard on ,,, OH on the guy ... yeah
DoctorZebra
Adrenaline boner. Happens to me
interestiinggggg
ceramicpear
Love this gif
AgamemnonsMemes
Pre-fight rage boner. Its all good
Gh0u1
cascade777
You're fully torqued bro.
MRWIRealiseYouCanChangeUsernames
Second time it's happened to him as well
TK421isAFK
Well, he does have one son, so I guess you have a point.
boogertown
I get it
miles4pints
It's the pleats
hitthehitman
It's called a battleboner
SlamTheDeck
WhatisaYute
He always has a nice bulge. Doesn't look any firmer than previous weigh-ins.
bootydestroyer
That's no bulge that's a boner
BeatsBearsBattlestarGallactica
Maybe I should watch more weigh ins.
tinylilbrowntown
Thanks for doing some tough research
BBRed
Hard*
WhatisaYute
What can I say, I love my work.
VaalLintine
Yeah, definetly a hardon.
Merkava250
A large hardon. Could even be a large hardon collider
bigdog1983
Smashing
DrAcula11
Naw, he just has a pretty big dick.
SuperIncoherentRantingMan
He did claim to be black from the waist down, but I'm not checking.
ManimalDeification24
Zero body fat and severe dehydration goes a looooooong way. Heyyo. You see what I did there
DrAcula11
I don't get what that means? I get he's dehydrated, but he still has a pretty big dick.
ManimalDeification24
If you're a fatty, your man fupa hides valuable length
DahPrincess
Drugs do that. I'm not saying he's on drugs, but he could be.
daeda99
Wouldn't they test for drugs? So probably not on drugs.
ImSaltyWalty
If your drugs give you a stiffy next to a man in his underwear, you're probably gay.
TK421isAFK
Like, super-gay. Almost every drug on the planet works the opposite way.
roorooter
Not the blue pill though.
TK421isAFK
OF course. ED drugs not included, there are a few drugs that can cause priapism, but the vast majority wet the spaghetti.
theonedollarbill
Not a full on, but a little chub.
Zombies8MyWife
1/4 chub
memepolice420
Not that's at least a half to three quarter Irishman
baneofthewalrus
converted to english units thats 1 1/2 brits, or 2 welshmen right?
Wronggifplacement
Rabarbersvaj in Swedish. Rhubarb wobbler in english
ceramicpear
TwentyDollarsIsTwentyDollars
Shit if I was about to have his payday I'd be rocking a chub
moonshadowkati
30 million dollars is 30 million dollars.
BrobiwanKenobro
McG made over 100 mil... his personality won him the lotto haha
moonshadowkati
Yep, and it's not like he lost at his actual sport. It cost him nothing and got him a ton of money.