My co-worker is a real modern-day Picasso.
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URGENT: Need a backup adopter for kitten in Phoenix area
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Asked for "your darkest joke" on the hotel booking site, this is what they left.
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When you go out to see Bill Burr, and you see Bill Burr
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Why don't I have any matches? :(
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Not doing this to be vain, but if I could indulge myself for just a moment: in mid-june I weighed 144 pounds and I was in a pretty bad state of mind; I was depressed, smoking cigarettes, drinking a lot, and just generally feeling bad for myself. In other
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Thanks for your service to this country and it's ladies.
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