There's a practice in cricket called sledging where bowlers will try to antagonise the batsman by insulting them. Ausstyralian Glenn McGrath was bowling to the Zimbabwean, Eddo Brandes – who was just missing each ball. McGrath, frustrated, went to him and inquired: “Why are you so fat?”Quick as a flash, Brandes replied, “Because every time I make fuck your wife, she gives me a biscuit.” I believe that this is the original version of this. Happy to be corrected.
I still have a wallet with a chain but never have the chain out. It's mostly there so people can't just steal my wallet or I forget it. It's practical not really "fashion" for me or about being young.
I use a retractable badge holder as a sort of wallet chain. It's a lot more subtle, but idk how strong it is (it's more to stop me from losing it than to prevent theft). Some weakness might actually be good, I'd prefer it to break rather than pull me if it gets caught in or on something.
Biglebowski748
I'm a Dad
jesusisherelookbusy
“MY RETIREMENT GREASE! NOOOOOO!”
triggrhaapi
Hot.
demosteness
This and because you eat more than you need for your daily activity
MicroChannelMaster
...I think I'm in love
Wubbalubbadubdubb101
Fuck yeah dad! Get some!
DecapodianSaysWoopWoopWoopWoop
No. You're fat because of bad diet and lack of exercise.
CapttainKillJoy
I luff her
klean9
Keepin' it classy
HardyandRamanujan
Digging him up would be a chore
Exyr
Power move
ProcrastinatingWork
OMG that triple holding bar! Amazing idea.
bushpotato
Imagine thinking this is a flex.
Sarcastus
Respect!
Letstrythisonemotime
Bewareo
Well, you have to have self-confidence to humiliate yourself wearing that shirt.
paintingagency
You misspelled "be awesome".
IWasACatAllAlong
For some reason, I thought she was holding a musical instrument.
gobblinal
Anything can be a musical instrument if you hit it hard enough?
pinkmansaidthebest
Just not down the kitchen drain.
Zalm
She's fat? I think she looks pretty damn good
MasterChristopher
Phew, I'm at -3 for asking the same thing. Fickle as always, Imgur! :D
Zalm
upvote roulette
Fawin
Bunnies007
There's a practice in cricket called sledging where bowlers will try to antagonise the batsman by insulting them. Ausstyralian Glenn McGrath was bowling to the Zimbabwean, Eddo Brandes – who was just missing each ball. McGrath, frustrated, went to him and inquired: “Why are you so fat?”Quick as a flash, Brandes replied, “Because every time I make fuck your wife, she gives me a biscuit.” I believe that this is the original version of this. Happy to be corrected.
necessity
I'm livid. My dad has yelled at me plenty of times about bacon grease going down the drain and here he is just clogging this poor woman's throat.
throwaway12345432
Well yeah, that's why he's giving her the bacon grease
JRaven419
Maybe bacon grease is a metaphor for his "special sauce".
suffyr
Are chain wallets coming back?
VashTehStampede
They never left!
Stay metal!!!
jesusisherelookbusy
HELL YEAH!
v
Erdanya
I wouldn't otherwise care, but lady, necrophilia is illegal.
WhoHim
Are we talking fines or jail time?
buddhafw
Not in Virginia, because Virginia is for lovers.....
caerulakid
Ok, I guess we can talk about the wallet chain, the weight, or her shirt. But someone, anyone, please validate how badly I want her gorgeous hair D:
BurnieCinders
As a balding middle aged man, I'd kill for that hair. Well not kill. Actually I wont even pay for hair plugs. Still, it's great hair.
DiscountMusings
Friggin right?! Her hair is amazing
discitus
Yeah seriously that's the first thing I noticed. I love it.
chevymonster
That swirl took work.
famicus
What pub transportation is that?
SilentShift
Probably a metro or tram, if I had to guess
ooyorkoo
That’s bart in the SF Bay Area
ComicSansHumor
Confirmed. Don't know which line, though.
Junkman9096
I believe that's an SF Muni logo behind Hoodie Guy.
taez555
LaszloCravensworth
Yes Lisa, there is some magical animal where bacon, sausage, ham and pork chops come from.
jesusisherelookbusy
She thicc like oatmeal
SoapyWandKenobi
salunatics
She had me at wallet chain.
bertatethedog
Ankle chains. She's a runner.
chordaeyourtendineae
Thank you for this.
pdp1
Had me at pop socket
OopsIMeanToFartButAPoopCameOut
My hands are o my slightly larger than they were in elementary school. Pop sockets are such a blessing
SubFreezo
Man I miss my wallet chain.....maybe just highschool......maybe just being young again.......maybe just not hearing clicks when I walk.
Sypurist
I miss not knowing how fucked up the world is. Like, I know it was fucked up back then too, but I didn't know it then.
Bmgm4u
Wallet chain to phone.....
eventide215
I still have a wallet with a chain but never have the chain out. It's mostly there so people can't just steal my wallet or I forget it. It's practical not really "fashion" for me or about being young.
fleetwoodyak
I use a retractable badge holder as a sort of wallet chain. It's a lot more subtle, but idk how strong it is (it's more to stop me from losing it than to prevent theft). Some weakness might actually be good, I'd prefer it to break rather than pull me if it gets caught in or on something.
OmenJones
I'm just glad my dad's getting some play.
thatwoodguy
You and your mom both.
IcemanChilled
Yup. +1 for Dad.
HandoB4Javert
...and bacon
DaveSamsonite
wtf.
MeowWoof
He needs to share some of that bacon though.
ifyouwanttickbuyaclock
How about some lightly fried fish fillets ?
kmikl
Idontneedrealfacts
friend, if they are making up some lightly fried fish fillets, even in the middle of the night, they can stay.
kmikl
Say lightly fried fish filets one more time.
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
Right?
ComoSeIguana
Get it pops!
masteryoplait
He loved the chubbies and he was always looking for others uses for bacon grease. Let’s face it everyone is beautiful to someone else.
FishieStardust
I'm just glad they allow me to watch from the corner
kmikl
KEEP THAT BACON GREASE WARMED UP ON THE HOT PLATE, SON!