Poor buddy has an upset stomach so he is on a boiled chicken and rice diet for a bit. I think I made the rice too sticky. Still the best boy even with a fire hose as a butt.
I grew up thinking I was allergic to dogs
Max is the maximum amount of best doggo
Accurate sign at the vet is accurate
You spin me right round baby right round like a record baby right round round round.
Well that was a fun 5 minutes
Ate Chinese for lunch with my boss. This was the fortune I received.
while(true){ echo 'ffpt';}
My roommate is fucking awesome!
Alright Sarah, we need to talk about your ads!
I did the thing!
Bud Ice atop icy Bud Ice icing icing Bud Ice iced Bud Ice on Bud Ice ice
WOOO I CAN GET MARRIED LEGALLY
SMH - Sometimes I just don't know how to react to these things.
:(
It got a little warm in my office while I was out on lunch
As a gay man, I run into this ALOT. When a friend finds out I am gay, they immediately think I have been hitting on them or have a crush on them. I simply tell them I dont and life moves on. However it is always in the back of their mind.
nom nom nom
Look at all those baby chicken tenders.
I need new friends........
logged my spam account I havnt touched since 2008
Im going to start making these. This is my first one.
MOM!!!!!!!!!
We became friends afterwards.
°o°
Human, call off your minions. I surrender.
Ok i lol'd...bro
Let me grab some ointment for that burn.
Smartass....
About fucking time!
I'd say that is good luck right there. CHYEA!
The most pressed button when at work and expecting a package.
Seriously, how does this person get more points per comment than most people. STOP SPAMMING! GRRR
Storm is about to roll it.....its noon when this was taken
I would just go nuts.
For people who dont know how to edit images
As a gay man.....I think I will stay in today.
O.O
I need to lose weight, gain the skills, and obtain more balls so I can do this
Went to go like a song on Pandora and noticed something interesting about the lyrics.
Just got a job in my field. This is my best friend's reaction. (BTW I hate Ramen so I eat salad tacos......they are exactly what it sounds like)
MRW I create a 200 line recursive function and it works on the first go. To none a tech person.....this rarely happens.
Apparently I searched youtube when I was in my fathers penis. The internet penetrates everything!
A black guy's charger? (Im black so it isn't racist)
To Chaz - have a better day!
My parents have a doll like this. He is suppose to report the kid's actions to santa.......I can never look at him the same way