Jan 5, 2018 5:24 AM
panicpancake
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lochgarmanabu
I thought it was Zach Galafanikis in his dinner for Schmucks role....
Ulfzark
TakeMyRedPills
Post the part where he says he had to think of Luke as a different character
Ischeark
I hate Rose...
BennyTheShiv
Can someone please get Elon Musk to start working on cybernetics? For pete's sake, we're supposed to have that stuff by now.
oneoliner
''HAHA sure fooled that little kid'' - Son of Darth Vader
littlegoblin
awww
railgap
And it's coming true. Prosthetics are advancing at a prodigious rate, tho not getting cheap fast enough.
Tunaccat
Representation is important.
dogonplane
Ok but is why is that lady dressed in medical scrubs?
warick
Her day job is a lab assistant in LA. After a 3 day meth trip, she was found on set and they immediately cast her. The rest is history.
PMmeYourFeetLadies
haha
pewterpenguin
Is it just me or does the second clip look like Hamill is just saying "He Died"
JediDavid
v
HuHuDuDa
DesolateSorrows
The Asian actress and her sister in the movie omg I'm in love.
TheBrownstain
yoda had his cane as well right ? after he died!
kinten
When mark hamill talks about being luke skywalker it's like even he can't believe he got to be Luke skywalker, and I like listening to him.
idkalan
Yeah, I remember reading him say that he was ecstatic when he found out he was a Pez dispenser.
Mexicohere
Kelly's face makes me aww
hamberglar
Kelly Tran can't contain the feels.
DrSharkbite
BitchinBotanist
#spoilers
Greatwood
capsaicinheat
lightsaber cauterized the wound so it wouldn’t spurt? I think if they made this movie today there’d be a little spurting going on.
BuiltLikeATruckCuddlyLikeATeddyBear
It's been pretty consistent that way. Think the only blood from a lightsaber wound was Ponda Baba.
ShinjizIkari
Mark hamill is such a good actor and human being. Just love how he treats his fanbase. Kinda sade they ferk up his character.
FightDirty
Mark. Fuckin. Hamill.
mormacil
We all try, who wouldn't?
Larspok
But does it need to be gifs?
TheGirlInTheFireplace
Practice on a hot dog first.
DogGuyInCatWorld
Well now that same little boy is scared of vanishing & becoming one with the force while living in solitude on a island drinking gross milk.
cobaltplasma
I think that the boy might actually feel a bit braver knowing that one day he will be a fluid part of a luminous, universe-binding power :)
SanSabaSongbird
ins0mnio
iamthisguy247
Why you saying it's gross milk. Maybe that shits the tastiest milk ever. You don't know.
Cerinna
It looked horrible though. I went "IT'S GREEN" to my friend.
Crowfood
He reacted like he was swigging whisky, though.
Fleaofpain
songbringer
one of my only dissappointments with "The Last Jedi" was the very brief screentime and then exit of Mark Hamill.
Coolbacca
Apparently was quite the disappointment for Mark as well
He nailed the scenes he had though. lets hope for flashbacks.
DrKriegersClone
I'd expect he'll be appearing as a ghost in 9 anyway. They could use ghost Luke for some of the story elements guiding the new heroes 1/
2/ that they'd originally meant for Carrie Fisher to do.
sharon838
How does one lose an arm due to tuberculosis?
Antivaxxers
VarianceHammer
In rare cases, TB can result in osteomyelitis. Really severe cases that don't respond to drugs can require amputation.
Morningstar666
Apparently you can get tb in your bones which is new to me
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
I had to look that one up
DoYouEvenCareAboutPeople
Tuberculosis is the nick name of this jerk ass mafia dude that goes around elimbinating the kids of people who fail to pay protection money.
hugovongogo
he turns up and says "cough it up!"
burnsep
"Elimbinating" is a new word and you should be proud.
Zulthulu
Fuck Rose
jokeinsurance
With or without a condom?
ElmurFud
crawler8ed
luke lost being an awesome character in last jedi so...
BeerFueledAdventurer
Bloodcircus
Wear your downvotes with pride fam.
DarkSock
This is like Bannon advising Trump...
Exactly like that yeah...
phil1d
Luke didn't give up on his father who was Vader... But he sneaks into his bff's son's tent to murder because he's scared of the dark side?
CamelSpotter
Son of his BFF and sister. Ben/Kylo was a blood relative.
Luke nearly killed his own father, and for the same reason: to prevent the suffering Vader/Kylo threatened. He also repented -- both times.
BlueTyphoon
THANK YOU! Luke wasn't the saintly character everyone seems to claim. the point was he repented and chose not to give in to the temptation
CptBronson
So if I pointed a gun at you and then decided "nah I'm just paranoid" you'd be totally cool with hanging out with me still?
well no, but that kind of situation has happened to me before. I look back at it now thinking they realized it would've been a mistake (1)
OmenRider
The Jedi did plenty of that for centuries. They were so scared of the dark side, they would banish and kill any who seemed to be turning.
bippityboppitybuttsex
But Luke got a replacement hand like 45 minutes later and it worked just as well as the original.
dietderpsy
hawyer
We're almost there IRL
Moobbles
If you've got the shekels.
aliendude321
Prosthetics exist, even if they're not as perfect as in the movie.
confanity
It was quite a bit more than 45 minutes later in in-story time.
OK, an hour and a half.
buschwhckd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShlTg50kOew
undungubungu
Perhaps even better. He could do spinny shit like that robot sithman.
meltedfaceguy
General Grievous
matthdew
"Just practice on a hotdog first or you'll rip your dick off"
dangerdames
?noredirect
TheS4ndm4n
Even the rebellion had good health care insurance
DelaysAction
I think it even works better than the original hand.
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I didn't say to stop.
NiceGreenArrows
Bit less rust resistant
lfrdwork
yeah, but still usable after that lazer blast in Return of the Jedi
True. On the other hand, (no pun intended), probably a real pain to repair. Especially after becoming a hermit...
Sexlexic
Even had a fleshlight attachment
RoutemasterFlash
Plus a fold-out blade, corkscrew, bottle opener, screwdriver, LED, flash drive...
genuinelybored
Mida multi hand?
kog29023
Just don't get them mixed up or you will need a replacement something else.
nihilistdad
I have to question that, as long as he has no senses in the prosthetic hand, it's just that, a prosthetic. Like a strap on vs. a real dick.
DonkeyOfTroy
Yeah but a dick provides pleasure. A hand is a tool.
A tool that is used for sensing, too.
Duskilas
epfl made a prosthetic that can feel touch
digitalist1
We are starting to get to that point.
Smallwater
Kinda gives off a wrong message tho. "be careful with fireworks, or you might blow off your hand and get a sweet robot hand instead! "
pronoun
For rich people.
CaptCraazy
We're already at a point where you can kinda print your own limbs at home. Not fully functional, but still, impressive.
We're not even close.
thingy237
I can promise you that we will match or beat the real thing with prohstetics early in that kids lifetime. Also, username checks out.
whatsisname
"Early" would be within the next 5 or 10 years. We're not even close.
I wish you were right. I am not aware of any usable advances in limb regeneration or nerve-electronics interfaces.
BuckeyeBTH
https://www.reuters.com/video/2017/03/28/brain-implant-muscle-stimulator-help-qua?videoId=371381932
They're trying to skip going to the limb nerves. Instead they go right from the brain. See my 2nd post
TheOneAndOnlyPart3
That's Rose....?
[deleted]
EmmyHearts
Yep
Yeah wtf did they do to her in the costuming department?
lordfluffy
Made her look like she worked in the bottom of a ship that's one the run with no hairdressers or good clothing stores?
YodasLeftEar
no thats jar jar
agumonkey
with make up
leteshi
That's true on a cerain level.
CrappyCupcake
best character ever...
Gruwidge
best sith ever
without the power of holywood
Kelly Marie Tran. I loved her character
Did you fuckers even watch the movie?
SirPlatinum
I'm still upvoting you
FlysaMinelly
I thought she was cute as
s0bere
I bet you also have a poster of jarjar binks hanging around somewhere
Did you even watch the movie? Everyone who was new to the franchise kept fucking up. That was the whole point
DoctorLucario
kittyperfect
She was adorable:)
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
Man, I am not a fan of EpVIII over all, but I enjoyed her parts and you are entitled to your opinion. Have an upvote to counteract the h8rs.
Sleevey27
*hVIIIers
I disagree wholeheartedly, but also recognize that it's okay for you to have your own opinion about it.
PeerlessJazz
Okay, Captain Reasonable, calm down with your even handedness ;)
Blze001
Wow, a lot of people are mad at you for enjoying something they don't.
Fans suck
BrassXD
Y'know? She was alright, I know it's a contribution to it being bad star wars but it was still a good film, and she was an okay character.
MostIndeedlySo
She was there to say "look at all these bad rich people", released space horses and left slave kids to...
fend for themselves. Stopped a major character moment from happening when Finn tried to sacrifice himself to stop the battering ram cannon.
And backed that with a platitude which made no sense at all, as we saw just seconds after when the heavily fortified base was cracked like..
BlackoutAU
I found her dead sister with no dialogue an infinitely more interesting character to be honest.
kjusielvi
WTF spoiler. What is the point of stating that the syster is dead. It's not like nobody will be able to understand what you mean without it.
Skraye
dude, yep.
Devante
Yuuuup
AdmiralJohn
Have an upvote to help counteract the people downvoting you for having an opinion different than theirs.
99tacosfor2cents
Have a downvote to help counteract people upvoting you because reasons
Have an upvote to counteract the downvote because of the upvotes I got for counteracting the downvotes for differing opinions.
Are you a wizard?
SirReginaldXII
Her character was awful.
Cthulhukitten
Nothing wrong with her character, it's just that Finn's and Rose's plotline felt like a side mission in Skyrim.
EvenStevensEvenSemen
Loads wrong with her character, she's awfully melodramatic for someone with a dead family
mozrael
I think you mean it felt like the MAIN mission. Side missions are where it's at in Skyrim
The main mission is a side mission in skyrim, true. I've never finished the thing.
She was pointless, thirsty and annoying as fuck. I was annoyed that they changed Finn's love interest to her. She's weak as shit
SirDoober
But she totally saved Finn, in the undoubtable knowledge that Luke-us Ex Machina would come by and save everyone else, because she sure isnt
GeerBeer
I think Finn is Rose's love interest. Not the other way around. He didnt even kiss her back iirc.
WiqidBritt
She was not pointless, the movie is a commentary on hero worship. Her expectations of Finn equate to everyone's expectations of Luke.
vuvuzevka
And also how the military rebellion failed at achieving anything long-lasting and that they have to find other ways to fight
I didn't!
Galdrack
I liked her at first but the plotline with her and Finn was a complete waste of time. It should've been a separate movie.
IPostPicturesOfMyWeinerDogs
Me either. She served almost no purpose and was kind of an idiot.
HandsomeSwede
”Kind of an idiot” ”Me either”
TheForsakenDrifter
It felt like the only purpose of her character was to appeal to Asian markets like Rogue One had.
Spearse
Woah woah, Kung Fu Jedi Master Donnie Yen was 1 millions times better.
"Hey! She looks like us!" *Money literally flying out of wallets*
rockworm7
Can I ask why?
JacePv
Served no purpose. Forced love interest,
Love will defeat the bad reviews, not good movies!!!!!
raulote
To me it fell like they were trying to run Benetton ad from the 90's. Purple SJW can also fuck off.
What made her an SJW? She just had purple hair?
Durango
I don't care about her hair color, and I liked the movie overall but let's be real, Ackbar should have taken command after Leia.
SJW has lost its meaning.
lochgarmanabu
I thought it was Zach Galafanikis in his dinner for Schmucks role....
Ulfzark
TakeMyRedPills
Post the part where he says he had to think of Luke as a different character
Ischeark
I hate Rose...
BennyTheShiv
Can someone please get Elon Musk to start working on cybernetics? For pete's sake, we're supposed to have that stuff by now.
oneoliner
''HAHA sure fooled that little kid'' - Son of Darth Vader
littlegoblin
awww
railgap
And it's coming true. Prosthetics are advancing at a prodigious rate, tho not getting cheap fast enough.
Tunaccat
Representation is important.
dogonplane
Ok but is why is that lady dressed in medical scrubs?
warick
Her day job is a lab assistant in LA. After a 3 day meth trip, she was found on set and they immediately cast her. The rest is history.
PMmeYourFeetLadies
haha
pewterpenguin
Is it just me or does the second clip look like Hamill is just saying "He Died"
JediDavid
HuHuDuDa
DesolateSorrows
The Asian actress and her sister in the movie omg I'm in love.
TheBrownstain
yoda had his cane as well right ? after he died!
kinten
When mark hamill talks about being luke skywalker it's like even he can't believe he got to be Luke skywalker, and I like listening to him.
idkalan
Yeah, I remember reading him say that he was ecstatic when he found out he was a Pez dispenser.
Mexicohere
Kelly's face makes me aww
hamberglar
Kelly Tran can't contain the feels.
DrSharkbite
BitchinBotanist
#spoilers
Greatwood
capsaicinheat
lightsaber cauterized the wound so it wouldn’t spurt? I think if they made this movie today there’d be a little spurting going on.
BuiltLikeATruckCuddlyLikeATeddyBear
It's been pretty consistent that way. Think the only blood from a lightsaber wound was Ponda Baba.
ShinjizIkari
Mark hamill is such a good actor and human being. Just love how he treats his fanbase. Kinda sade they ferk up his character.
FightDirty
Mark. Fuckin. Hamill.
mormacil
We all try, who wouldn't?
Larspok
But does it need to be gifs?
TheGirlInTheFireplace
Practice on a hot dog first.
DogGuyInCatWorld
Well now that same little boy is scared of vanishing & becoming one with the force while living in solitude on a island drinking gross milk.
cobaltplasma
I think that the boy might actually feel a bit braver knowing that one day he will be a fluid part of a luminous, universe-binding power :)
SanSabaSongbird
ins0mnio
iamthisguy247
Why you saying it's gross milk. Maybe that shits the tastiest milk ever. You don't know.
Cerinna
It looked horrible though. I went "IT'S GREEN" to my friend.
Crowfood
He reacted like he was swigging whisky, though.
Fleaofpain
songbringer
one of my only dissappointments with "The Last Jedi" was the very brief screentime and then exit of Mark Hamill.
Coolbacca
Apparently was quite the disappointment for Mark as well
mormacil
He nailed the scenes he had though. lets hope for flashbacks.
DrKriegersClone
I'd expect he'll be appearing as a ghost in 9 anyway. They could use ghost Luke for some of the story elements guiding the new heroes 1/
DrKriegersClone
2/ that they'd originally meant for Carrie Fisher to do.
sharon838
How does one lose an arm due to tuberculosis?
Mexicohere
Antivaxxers
VarianceHammer
In rare cases, TB can result in osteomyelitis. Really severe cases that don't respond to drugs can require amputation.
Morningstar666
Apparently you can get tb in your bones which is new to me
GilderoyPopDropNLockart
I had to look that one up
DoYouEvenCareAboutPeople
Tuberculosis is the nick name of this jerk ass mafia dude that goes around elimbinating the kids of people who fail to pay protection money.
hugovongogo
he turns up and says "cough it up!"
burnsep
"Elimbinating" is a new word and you should be proud.
Zulthulu
Fuck Rose
jokeinsurance
With or without a condom?
ElmurFud
crawler8ed
luke lost being an awesome character in last jedi so...
BeerFueledAdventurer
Bloodcircus
Wear your downvotes with pride fam.
DarkSock
This is like Bannon advising Trump...
Bloodcircus
Exactly like that yeah...
DarkSock
DarkSock
phil1d
Luke didn't give up on his father who was Vader... But he sneaks into his bff's son's tent to murder because he's scared of the dark side?
CamelSpotter
Son of his BFF and sister. Ben/Kylo was a blood relative.
BeerFueledAdventurer
Luke nearly killed his own father, and for the same reason: to prevent the suffering Vader/Kylo threatened. He also repented -- both times.
BlueTyphoon
THANK YOU! Luke wasn't the saintly character everyone seems to claim. the point was he repented and chose not to give in to the temptation
CptBronson
So if I pointed a gun at you and then decided "nah I'm just paranoid" you'd be totally cool with hanging out with me still?
BlueTyphoon
well no, but that kind of situation has happened to me before. I look back at it now thinking they realized it would've been a mistake (1)
OmenRider
The Jedi did plenty of that for centuries. They were so scared of the dark side, they would banish and kill any who seemed to be turning.
bippityboppitybuttsex
But Luke got a replacement hand like 45 minutes later and it worked just as well as the original.
dietderpsy
hawyer
We're almost there IRL
Moobbles
If you've got the shekels.
aliendude321
Prosthetics exist, even if they're not as perfect as in the movie.
confanity
It was quite a bit more than 45 minutes later in in-story time.
bippityboppitybuttsex
OK, an hour and a half.
buschwhckd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShlTg50kOew
undungubungu
Perhaps even better. He could do spinny shit like that robot sithman.
meltedfaceguy
General Grievous
matthdew
"Just practice on a hotdog first or you'll rip your dick off"
dangerdames
TheS4ndm4n
Even the rebellion had good health care insurance
DelaysAction
I think it even works better than the original hand.
FiftyShadesOfBroccoli
Isthe4thtimethecharm
I didn't say to stop.
NiceGreenArrows
Bit less rust resistant
lfrdwork
yeah, but still usable after that lazer blast in Return of the Jedi
NiceGreenArrows
True. On the other hand, (no pun intended), probably a real pain to repair. Especially after becoming a hermit...
Sexlexic
Even had a fleshlight attachment
RoutemasterFlash
Plus a fold-out blade, corkscrew, bottle opener, screwdriver, LED, flash drive...
genuinelybored
Mida multi hand?
kog29023
Just don't get them mixed up or you will need a replacement something else.
nihilistdad
I have to question that, as long as he has no senses in the prosthetic hand, it's just that, a prosthetic. Like a strap on vs. a real dick.
DonkeyOfTroy
Yeah but a dick provides pleasure. A hand is a tool.
nihilistdad
A tool that is used for sensing, too.
Duskilas
epfl made a prosthetic that can feel touch
bippityboppitybuttsex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShlTg50kOew
digitalist1
We are starting to get to that point.
Smallwater
Kinda gives off a wrong message tho. "be careful with fireworks, or you might blow off your hand and get a sweet robot hand instead! "
pronoun
For rich people.
CaptCraazy
We're already at a point where you can kinda print your own limbs at home. Not fully functional, but still, impressive.
nihilistdad
We're not even close.
thingy237
I can promise you that we will match or beat the real thing with prohstetics early in that kids lifetime. Also, username checks out.
whatsisname
"Early" would be within the next 5 or 10 years. We're not even close.
nihilistdad
I wish you were right. I am not aware of any usable advances in limb regeneration or nerve-electronics interfaces.
BuckeyeBTH
https://www.reuters.com/video/2017/03/28/brain-implant-muscle-stimulator-help-qua?videoId=371381932
BuckeyeBTH
They're trying to skip going to the limb nerves. Instead they go right from the brain. See my 2nd post
TheOneAndOnlyPart3
That's Rose....?
[deleted]
[deleted]
EmmyHearts
Yep
mormacil
Yeah wtf did they do to her in the costuming department?
lordfluffy
Made her look like she worked in the bottom of a ship that's one the run with no hairdressers or good clothing stores?
YodasLeftEar
no thats jar jar
agumonkey
with make up
leteshi
That's true on a cerain level.
CrappyCupcake
best character ever...
Gruwidge
best sith ever
agumonkey
without the power of holywood
Mexicohere
Kelly Marie Tran. I loved her character
Mexicohere
Did you fuckers even watch the movie?
SirPlatinum
I'm still upvoting you
FlysaMinelly
I thought she was cute as
s0bere
I bet you also have a poster of jarjar binks hanging around somewhere
[deleted]
[deleted]
Mexicohere
Did you even watch the movie? Everyone who was new to the franchise kept fucking up. That was the whole point
DoctorLucario
kittyperfect
She was adorable:)
SoapyMammaryMasturbation
Man, I am not a fan of EpVIII over all, but I enjoyed her parts and you are entitled to your opinion. Have an upvote to counteract the h8rs.
Sleevey27
*hVIIIers
BuiltLikeATruckCuddlyLikeATeddyBear
I disagree wholeheartedly, but also recognize that it's okay for you to have your own opinion about it.
PeerlessJazz
Okay, Captain Reasonable, calm down with your even handedness ;)
Blze001
Wow, a lot of people are mad at you for enjoying something they don't.
Mexicohere
Fans suck
BrassXD
Y'know? She was alright, I know it's a contribution to it being bad star wars but it was still a good film, and she was an okay character.
MostIndeedlySo
MostIndeedlySo
fend for themselves. Stopped a major character moment from happening when Finn tried to sacrifice himself to stop the battering ram cannon.
MostIndeedlySo
And backed that with a platitude which made no sense at all, as we saw just seconds after when the heavily fortified base was cracked like..
BlackoutAU
I found her dead sister with no dialogue an infinitely more interesting character to be honest.
kjusielvi
WTF spoiler. What is the point of stating that the syster is dead. It's not like nobody will be able to understand what you mean without it.
Skraye
dude, yep.
Devante
Yuuuup
AdmiralJohn
Have an upvote to help counteract the people downvoting you for having an opinion different than theirs.
99tacosfor2cents
Have a downvote to help counteract people upvoting you because reasons
AdmiralJohn
Have an upvote to counteract the downvote because of the upvotes I got for counteracting the downvotes for differing opinions.
99tacosfor2cents
Are you a wizard?
SirReginaldXII
Her character was awful.
Cthulhukitten
Nothing wrong with her character, it's just that Finn's and Rose's plotline felt like a side mission in Skyrim.
EvenStevensEvenSemen
Loads wrong with her character, she's awfully melodramatic for someone with a dead family
mozrael
I think you mean it felt like the MAIN mission. Side missions are where it's at in Skyrim
Cthulhukitten
The main mission is a side mission in skyrim, true. I've never finished the thing.
PeerlessJazz
She was pointless, thirsty and annoying as fuck. I was annoyed that they changed Finn's love interest to her. She's weak as shit
SirDoober
But she totally saved Finn, in the undoubtable knowledge that Luke-us Ex Machina would come by and save everyone else, because she sure isnt
GeerBeer
I think Finn is Rose's love interest. Not the other way around. He didnt even kiss her back iirc.
WiqidBritt
She was not pointless, the movie is a commentary on hero worship. Her expectations of Finn equate to everyone's expectations of Luke.
vuvuzevka
And also how the military rebellion failed at achieving anything long-lasting and that they have to find other ways to fight
EvenStevensEvenSemen
I didn't!
Galdrack
I liked her at first but the plotline with her and Finn was a complete waste of time. It should've been a separate movie.
IPostPicturesOfMyWeinerDogs
Me either. She served almost no purpose and was kind of an idiot.
HandsomeSwede
”Kind of an idiot” ”Me either”
TheForsakenDrifter
It felt like the only purpose of her character was to appeal to Asian markets like Rogue One had.
Spearse
Woah woah, Kung Fu Jedi Master Donnie Yen was 1 millions times better.
EvenStevensEvenSemen
"Hey! She looks like us!" *Money literally flying out of wallets*
rockworm7
Can I ask why?
JacePv
Served no purpose. Forced love interest,
Spearse
Love will defeat the bad reviews, not good movies!!!!!
raulote
To me it fell like they were trying to run Benetton ad from the 90's. Purple SJW can also fuck off.
Galdrack
What made her an SJW? She just had purple hair?
Durango
I don't care about her hair color, and I liked the movie overall but let's be real, Ackbar should have taken command after Leia.
digitalist1
SJW has lost its meaning.