BitchinBotanist

24375 pts · September 19, 2015


Hiya! I'm a botanist that works for a chemical company - cuz that's how cool I am. Likes - doggos, kitties, pangolins ahh hell, most animals. Especially echidnas. Harry Potter (Ravenclaw Pride!), Star Wars, Everything else Disney, Firefly, Nintendo Games (Itsa me, Mario) Rick and Morty, anything touched by Seth Macfarlan (fuck off), books, cellos, tattoos, knitting, cooking, yoga, and shibari. Dislikes- guns, haters, ticks, most marvel movies (it's getting out of hand folks), rude people, loud noises, global warming, driving in the snow.

Six months sober! Apparently epic bakes are my way of celebrating

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Seven Months Sober! No epic bakes, how about an epic Rainbow Grandma Chic sweater for my Number One?!?

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Imgur Pet Show 2023! Featuring Lt. Commander Riker

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My sleeper (not so secret!) agent :)

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Gotcha day is a thing but what about first official work day? Baby gets treat

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Five months sober! I made the most white girl of fall treats - apple pie pumpkin spiced cinnamon rolls

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Uh oh, I picked up a new craft to use up my yarn stash…

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I fixed my own electrical issue!

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Commander Riker herding like a champ and of course is GORGEOUS

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I’m going to try a ketamine treatment…

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#secretsanta2022 is awesome!

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It might be caterday but Riker is pretty too!

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Holy shit Riker got certified and HE GETS TO COME TO WORK WITH ME!!!!

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Rip RBG

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I is rare wool mammoth

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I made more masks! Now with nose pieces :)

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Do you want to fuck up a snowman? I want to fuck up a snowman… GO VOTE

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Boop the snoot! Velcro dog bc I finally got covid :(

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I got I new tattoo for the first time in three years!!!

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More lighted fun ❤️

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Commander Riker pulled his first weight! (No pun intended)

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Happy Pride!

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Just The Commander making a nest to protest my 4 am stress cleaning

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Cranberry Bliss Bars

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The boys sunning themselves

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Ate it hard on the ice, Riker tax

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What the hell is this thing?!? - cat

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Commander Riker and Jax reporting for duty

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Riker got his first harness!

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This was before I did my hair and makeup - I adore this dress

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Riker’s first day back a doggie daycare in a while!

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Moving day! So everybody STAY

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I don’t like pictures of myself but my friend is practicing

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Pumpkin!!! Sorry just a pumpkin

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My hobby is dog training

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I lost my job, terminated on the spot. I am devastated…

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It’s my cake day!

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How does Rheumatoid Arthritis look? Just FYI

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Happy National Pet Day! (Animals are better than people)

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Happy Mutt Day!

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Newly hearing impaired, how do you deal with it?

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I hate my neighbor - happy Valentine’s Day

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Riker’s first trip to the creek

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Full report with sound! #petshow2021 Commander Riker reporting for duty!

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Secret Santa made my day ❤️

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New emergency roommate who dis?

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I learned a new sign today!

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I know it’s a corporate ploy but I literally cried

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Self harm warning - dog pics for buffer

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Happy New Year

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Riker again!

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Selfies are cool, but puppies are better

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I have a new new roommate - Miss Molly Queen of Corgis

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I’m Riker and it’s Halloween!

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Got tipsy, asshole antimaskers had a protest so we said…why not say f you?

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The Commander and Miss Molly, Queen of Corgis

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